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>"B...b...but I love my job!"
>"Pls master! I need a vacation! Let me use some of my PTO!!!"
You got to love how wagecucks contradict themselves.
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this is a highly valuable assessment of the slave classes
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>>37831257
>having a job sucks! I have all the time in the world to do whatever I want and its on the wagie's dollar!
>I have no life skills and I'm severely depressed, I'm so envious of normies

which one is it, robot?
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>>37831323
This anon is doing it wrong

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>tfw can't go to sleep unless I've made sure that everything in the house was lined up perfectly and all the labels of boxes and cans and bottles were facing forward as well and all the cupboard doors are closed

who else /ocd/?
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Do you miss the early-mid 2000s /r9k/? Before 2007 came along with the social media explosion, iPhones, the Recession, and the Big Bang Theory.
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I miss the golden age of piracy and not being anhedonic
I could hole up for months on end with nothing but music and movies and be pretty emotionally satiated
But now shit is harder to find, I don't put as much effort into finding it, and when I do find it I don't enjoy it as much.
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>>37831223
For me, its libertys kids. The best anime
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>>37831223
I miss them yes they were simpler times and I was happier. I wish I could relive those years.

hey dont be a nigger! join for memes and nudes! lole join: https://discord.me/127001
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this server sucks ass. don't join

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I just wanted to say that although i don't know you robots irl, but i feel more connected to you and the things you say here than most of my irl semi/full normie friends/people i know.

I wish we could all just do a meeting, but the high autisem levels would ruin it. or not, i dunno.

Just wanted to say i love you.

>pic unrelated
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>>37831107
:-) <-- meme face
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origidindunuffin

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>tfw I catch myself laughing at shitposts I made months ago

I think I have a problem
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>>37831095
Saving this Pepe.
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>>37831126
That's alright but just make sure to return it in three days.

>don't take adderall for a day
>eat like a pig and gain back what I lost in the past few days
>repeat ad infinitum
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The best Deep Purple song is pictures of home
>Ian Gillian wailing about being stuck on a Swiss mountain
>Ian Paice's drum intro is absolutely mental
>catchy riff that gets stuck in your head for weeks
>Roger Glover gets a bass solo
>a fake stop that gives you an extra 40 seconds
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I have this on vinyl. I don't have the sleeve though so I put it in my one of my Black Sabbath We Sold Our Soul For Rock And Roll sleeves since I only have one of the records.
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You're wrong, its the whole album.
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>>37831188
>Highway star is good
>maybe I'm a Leo is a deep purple version of a zep song
>pictures of home is god tier
>never before is easily forgotten
>smoke on the water is good but overrated
>lazy is amazing. The instrumental parts are awesome and the lyrics are fantastic
>space trucking ends too soon
9/10 album, in rock is better in my opinion>>37831188

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>tfw have no time to game girls because always wageslaveing
Neets cant be robots
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>500 word essay due by midnite

i CANNOT write about stuff i dont care about
i've written 2k long pastebins guides about a video game without even trying
do you fellas have homework?
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>>37831020
>500 words
is this for gradeschool?
that's like two paragraphs.

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Pfew, time for my weekly shower. This hot weather has me fuming all over.
Im starting to smell myself. Its a dank mix of sweat, cum, piss and soot.

Doesnt help that i have ben wearing the same clothes and boxers for a month now. Feels bad man.

How you holding up 'bots? How fresh are ya?
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Fuck, it. Im skipping today. Too tired. Whats another day right.

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R9K EFFECT ..
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>>37830887
The way this guy use his cart trigger me
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>>37830887
>almost everything in kiddie seat
>Two juice containers in actual cart
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>>37830922
the way this guy type trigger me

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>4chan?
>More like Poor Man
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>oooOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOooooo
>ooooOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOOooo
>Barbra Streisand!
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>using my trigger phrase before the proper time
Ha, good. one. This sleeper won't awaken until called in earnest.

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>meanwhile on your oneitis's tinder profile
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>>37830778
>oneitis
>has tinder
you are officialy diagnosed with retardation


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