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girIpenis
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>>34124492
>tfw no girlpenis bf
post your butts and locations
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>>34124492
Why isn't there a single trap at AGDQ who looks like this?
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>>34124592
janny deleted them all
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Robots I need your opinion on something that happened earlier
>in the car with my dad
>on our way home where my mom is
>having a conversation
>while I'm trying to say something, dad interrupts me to call mom to talk about something trivial with her even though we were about to be home in two minutes
I found it a little bit rude desu
Why would you do that to someone
I can't even have a fucking conversation with my dad.
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>>34124477
yeah that's incredibly rude
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>>34124498
When I brought it up he said it was nothing. Later I overheard him talking about it with my mom and making fun of me.
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>>34124498
He refuses to apologize. Now he's turning it around on me and saying I'm the bad guy here.
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It fills a void in my life, yo. How about you, anon? How do we regain purpose?
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i wish but am poorfag :(
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>>34124438
cheap AliExpress shit that takes a month to arrive is all I have to look forward to
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I check deals sites every day and occasionally order things that are decent deals but I don't really need because it's fun to get and open stuff, and occasionally even use the stuff later
I guess I can't call myself an addict but it's part of a larger-scale plan to fill my void along with various other unsurprising 4chan poster pastimes
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>To be 90% certain of getting a single reply, a man will have to send 58 messages.
>To be 99% certain of getting a single reply, a man will have to send 114 messages.
Brb writing 114 messages just to get one measly reply that goes nowhere. What the fuck is this shit?
http://www.businessinsider.com/online-dating-message-statistics-2013-7
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Should I just give up on online dating completely?
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>>34124419
do people really read businessinsider? adblocker hardly works anymore as it is compared to a few years ago and they're all pissy and block articles from users. i can't help but think it's just click bait for them to get page views+traffic since most people will just close out and leave within seconds of the article not showing up
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>>34124486
if you do welcome to the club friendo, they only want chad thunderwallet on there anyway
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Tits
or ass?
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My gf has a small but firm butt. Her tits are nice. I've got to say tits because they're more sensitive. Her feet are great too.
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>>34124394
Tits tbdesu
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Neither. Girls with small titties and small asses are the best.
You can only post in this thread if
>you have a girlfriend
>you have friends
>you have a job
>you are okay with the amount of sex you are having
>you are doing pretty good
Keep that sad shit out of here.
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>>34124380
>Normalfags only
ftfy my man
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>>34124396
You don't have to be normal to be happy.
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>>34124444
Good show tbqh, nice quads btw
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Just a reminder that if you kill yourself without reaching out for help, you're a literal attention whore.
People who REALLY want to die don't have the dopamine to go through with it.
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>>34124365
people who really want to die just fucking kill themsleves, go to the kitchen and stab yourself in the heart with a kitchen knife.
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>>34124365
The help didn't work, now i'm gathering up courage to do it.
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>>34124415
"I'll show you" tier
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Imagine how many times she kneeled down to take Chad's cock in her face.
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>>34124362
what the fuck does it matter to you?
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>>34124362
three times
maybe four
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they all do it.
every time a meet a new grill i estimate how many d's she's taken and make a guess as to what her vagina looks like
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>go to the last board on 4chan you can stand
>gets overrun with /pol/fags, christshills, and normies
>go to a different /r9k/
>nearly dead, only a handful of retards arguing with each other
>go to a different /r9k/
>nearly dead, a handful of backseat mods squabbling amongst themselves, trying to ban everyone else
>go back to 4chan
>you know you're going to get burned
>you know you're going to see something that ruins your day
>you know you're going to be confronted with the fact that the board has left you behind and you're an alien in your own home
>no one cares
>everyone else who has felt this feel is more functional than you and has since become a normie
>you have not
>the internet is not the same as when you grew up on it, so no one will ever know this feel again
>you are utterly alone in time as well as space
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>>34124288
It's a shame, because this place was great before Reddit came along.
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>>34124288
is that pic from a junji ito manga?
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>>34124342
It was okay before the janitors decided to shit on it
>>34124386
yes
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So, yesterday I decided to create a fake 7,8/10 female Facebook and Tinder to see how guys started conversation with girls, so I could study the tactics or mimic it, because I have 0 social skills and no notion on how to talk to people.
10 minutes into Tinder and I got more than 15 superlikes and like 30 matches... I always thought that being a girl could be better than being a guy, boi how wrong was I.
Having 30 orbiters is NOT nice, if I were truly a girl I don't think I would even get close to social media.
How the fuck is a guy even supposed to compete with this number of hungry chads?
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You don't. Chad always wins.
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>>34124285
how many are models?
how many are chads?
how many are average?
how many are ugly?
what messages are the most popular?
what messages are the mos popular in each group?
who is top chad and what is his message?
who is top creep and what is his message?
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>>34124285
It's a real catch-22. Average real-life girls are much higher quality than most girls on online dating, but being robots we rarely meet people in real life and spend too much time online, resulting in our best means of meeting women by far (online dating) being a group of women considerably more slutty and stacey-like than if we were to go just outside and talk to some roastie.
tl;dr we are fucked
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I know one of you has it, post webm
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>that horrible makeup
>that hair
>these fucking clothes
Holy fuck, I'm so glad she killed herself.
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>>34124265
She had a hard life, you can't expect her to come out normal looking.
She would have looked better when she got older, she's certainly pretty without makeup and would have worn it better in her late teen years.
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Bump.
Somebody fork it over.i need it for research.
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>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
what're you up to?
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>>34124248
Let this crappy meme die. It's not funny.
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>>34124248
OP here
>>PLAYAN
Overwatch
>>WATCHAN
Caddyshack
>>LISTENAN
Nothing
>>READAN
Nothing
>>EATAN
Nothing
>>DRINKAN
Water, maybe a Diet soda later
>>FAPPAN
meh maybe
>>FEELAN
sad that i'm a fat fuck and can't go out to fuck Stacy tonight
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>PLAYAN
nothing , might do some stardew valley later.
>WATCHAN
Youtube
>LISTENAN
Insomnium - Daughter Of The Moon.
>READAN
Diablo 3: Book of Cain.
>EATAN
Nothing, no will to eat.
>DRINKAN
Water.
>FAPPAN
Mebe to ex later.
>FEELAN
Hopeless , empty, i thought the announcement of the switch would brighten me a little but really i dont feel anything.
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How do you cope with not having a gf for so long?
> mfw talking to imaginary girlfriend in passenger seat while driving to work
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I never had a gf so I never have had to deal with knowing what its like. So its literally nothing to me. Its unrelatable to any of my experiences and is just a thing I haven't done.
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Is that the photo from west world? How is it so high quality.
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> that feel when it's midnight new years eve and you see couples kiss on TV when you're a kissless virgin.
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You're visiting your friend, walk in, see this, what do?
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>>34124166
Congratulate him on fucking some dudes girl.
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>>34124166
Ask him for sauce
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>>34124166
Now I know why she invited me over
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>tfw accidentally fell in love with roommate
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here's your (you) and your go ahead to green text it
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>>34124149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bK0C2obFc
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>>34124149
>be me
>meet a Stacy at work
>9/10, blonde, green eyes, nice cute lil booty, perky tits
>she says she needs a roommate
>wew lad
>I really would love to be her roommate
>ask about where we gonna move
>she says one bedroom apartment
>megusta.jpg
>joking, I tell that I'll paid 75% of the rent if we have sex once a week
>she laughs
>I laugh too
>she says that doesn't sound like a bad idea at all, besides I really need it
>we move in
>she loves how tall I am
>first week go by, we share a couple of beers
>alcohol starts kicking in, she brings out the topic
>ended up banging her in the kitchen
>she says she loves my sex, so she offers to pay 75% of the rent
>she loves when I cum all over her ass hole
>she now wants to be my girlfriend
Just for a little joke I made, I ended up banging this hottie I thought I'll never have a chance with
So you already know, kids, just be confident and don't be afraid to speak what's on your mind