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>>34666737
Would legit look like chris-chan here if I did which would be a pretty gross image.

>>34666737
nobody to crossdress with and bf is weirded out by it

>>34666737
Because I'm not a faggot

origo

>want someone to talk with and play video games

ok go get those stem discord traperonis
as long as you dont see their face its ok

>>34666756
it's usually a big hugbox, same with steam friend threads and those are so out of hand they're getting deleted

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO FIND A FEMBOT GF OR DON'T GO TO THE SUPERB OWL NOW

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>>34666724
I lucid dream about sucking my own dick and I always finish myself off

Am I god ?

Sometimes I have an outer body experience like I'm walking around my apartment. And the weird thing is I see my roommate making breakfast and shit while I'm still asleep. But it's like I feel extremely weak, more like sedated, like I'm blackout drunk or high on heroin or some shit. And I generally feel very scared of being seen. But I walk around the place and then I wake up with flashing visuals (patterns of some kind) in my eyes.

but isn't this for

>>>>/x/

>>34666746
>not dreaming about sucking BBCs

>>34666686
>More like Roastie O'Donnell amirite?
OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE ROASTIE GOT ROASTED

>>34666686
what is that a punch line for

>>34666686
op answer I want to know

>>34666648
>How do you do it?
>Run a business that is. Or whatever method you're making your millions.
Just be yourself brah, natch ;)

>>34666648
just be yourself. orisropjgrsgsrgsrg

>>34666648
Jusburselfk

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>>34666614
hope you get better anon, have a rare

>>34666614
Are you that guys from pol? RIP bud

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>>34666614
Suxs that your thread is gonna 404 with like maybe 7 replies while the trap/bait/fetish threads will overflow
Got any regrets?

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>>34666595
this is incredibly urrtta;ltas ksD:FJSDKL:f

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I'll start dumping some standard wojaks

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>>34667559
Originaliolaio

>>34666520
I use a piece of tape on my webcam

>>34666542
can approve

>>34666520
Sometimes I type in the search bar shit like "I know you're watching me NSA" or "How's it going NSA?"
Anyone else do this special brand of autism?

>>34666513
>watching the owl with friends

SHIGGY

Any stream links?

Who /didntevenknowthatthesuperbowlwason/ here?
>tfw didn't even know the date until I checked just now

im actgually so done i think

end

>private sector hires right away but pays minimum wage

>government has year long waiting list but good pay/benefits

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>mfw my cousin on my mom's side got a job with the Department of Agriculture or something
>while pregnant
>while not-having-a-college-degree
>mfw her mom went from waitressing at a fucking Red Lobster to becoming a level G-98 secretary or something with the Department of Mines
>their only credentials/qualifications were having a dad/husband in the Secret Service and being female

really gets the 'ol almonds activating

>waffle boy's mountain adventure

?? i don't know if it's really obscure just...unpopular

I'm a greggor aparently

>>34666430
Gregor, although oldfag is probably more accurate

>>34666384
A woman wrote this.

>>34666693
Yes I did. And I believe it to.

>>34666693
no it was a sissy trap that wants to be a woman

I don't have enough money to eat today.

dungeness crabs with garlic butter
clams with a salt, pepper, lime dipping
washed it all down with some imported beer

>feels good man

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>>34666556
same here. Had to cook some old bread

>>34666360
>those Chads in that picture

I don't even understand how someone can just be born with a perfect hairline and jawline and not have to go through 5+ surgeries in order to get there.

Life is bizarre and unfair.

>>34666360
red shirt or zebra?

>>34666531
Red shirt. I didnt even see him talking to her and it happened

>>34666359
get friends and then play them like a fiddle, anon.

>mfw these roaches think I actually care about them

people are just a game to me, friends are the lame social plugin you gotta grind to get money for in-game microtransactions

>>34666419
the edge is beyond this realm

I try to invent new friends. Doesn't seem to work.