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>>38468148
Your dad made you. Respect him even though he is messed up morally. He's a man, remember that. And remember that women initiate 80 percent of divorces and your mom was probably the one at fault.

>>38468190
yes she was, and I glad she did. My dad was ( and I guess he still is ) an abusive man.
He doens't respect me why would I respect him? I'm glad I got out but he still haunts me

>>38468190
>yer dad was too lazy and/or stupid to wear a condom once so even if he's an abusive/neglectful piece of shit that punishes you for existing you need to respect him ayy-non!
Fuck off with this shit logic, you don't put garbage parents on a pedestal just because you happened to come from them. Making babies is one of the easiest things two people can do, nobody's sacred just for that.

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>tfw no fat fertile negress to bear my children
Why live?

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>>38468126
Tfw no ebony anal queen

>>38468126
Tfw no mixed chocolate mistress

never happened but then again's i'm not white so...

>tfw a thread you can relate to

>got a bf freshman year of college
>qt twink who liked to wear panties
>fuck him all the time
>one night he asks if he can try being on top
>I liked him a lot and he let me pound him so I agreed
>he wanted me in the prone position
>pretty small
>felt alright
>he was really awkward and not good at it
>his hands slipped a few times
>pretty cute to be honset
>he bust a nut inside in like 5 minutes
>gets up and wipes some of his cum off my butthole and licks it up
>"ok! time to fuck me!"

hasn't happened yet

>>38468078
either am I what's your point
this is a fag board pls get >>>/out/

>mess everything up in my life
>cry everywhere over it

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cunt cunterson

>>38468057
You're bringing up feels I didn't want to remember anymore, anon. Please stop. I hope no one else knew what I was doing.

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>>38468045
Dueling in Japan
play some card games out there then buy some spray on tan and read some yaoi.

>>38468045
ls he /ourguy/?
oragenololi

>that stage musical where he has a song raging against "b urself"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JZvLjjsYnU

>>38468027
I really really need the succ ffs....

>>38468027
>No beard

I have a beard. But this isn't a dating site. Try whoring yourself on tinder or reddit.

>>38468019
BBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
>Tehe come sniff it all up for me anon

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>>38468019
is she wearing a fucking fedora???

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I would anally impregnate a black girl

Literally the best feeling. I wish I could experience this

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the robot life has gone so deep through this man that he genuinely gets erections from little children
>mfw

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Y'all are pedos

>>38467986
grey is a different color than brown. drow skin is more different from black people than black people are from white people.

>>38467986
maybe its not about the skin color

you realise race isn't just skin deep, right?


drow have a completely different facial structure and shape than blacks.

drow are basically white people with kind of greyish purpleish skin and white hair

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>>38467953
Are you still there op? 8907686

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>>38467953
she reminded me of pic related

>>38467953
Because it's that much worse now that we are more aware of how bad we are missing out. If the czar had an instagram the russian revolution would have come much sooner.

it means he has no self respect towards you. while you slave away working or play vidya he'll be having sex. BONUS: you're a homosexual degenerate.

>homosexual man
>English degree
I almost thought this was bait

>>38467951
"open gay relationship"
you mean a gay relationship?

>>38467935
>tfw black and get off to whites fucking black girls

Are we supposed to be mad?

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>s-slave?
>you turn around and your big buck negro slave Jamal isn't there
>suddenly you hear muffled moans, squeals, and the slapping of flesh coming from one of your daughter's rooms
>your skin turns pale and your heart sinks
>no
>no, this can't be...
>with a trembling hand you open the door to your daughter's room
>you are presented with the horrible sight of Jamal and his two homies pumping your daughters' pussies as they moan, writhe, and whimper
>Jamal looks at your horrified face and smirks
>"go ahead, bitch, let him see"
>"yes sir."
>your youngest daughter slides off of Jamal's BBC, bends over right in front of you, and spreads her pussy lips so that you can see the creampie Jamal left in her
>"he filled me ALLLL up, daddy!"

>>38467864

shut the fuck up nigger, no blacks allowed here

Stop hating stuff

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>>38467864
more importantly why haven't you killed youreself yet

If you're a cute girl, show your tits. :^)

>>38467848
If Female, or Female (male), sell nudes/panties/become a sugar baby.

If male, you're going to need to actually produce something worth someone else's money. Do you have any hobbies which might yield a marketable item? Woodworking, paper craft, artistry, code, musical production skills, ect.? That's something to think about.

If you had a silky smooth voice, there are services where you can record voice overs for people, and they will pay you if you do a good job. They put out narration/voice acting jobs, and a bunch of people respond, the best one gets picked/payed.

Besides that, you can try getting into transcribing. I had a friend who did that while his gf was a cam-girl. He made shit pay though.

>>38467848
>How do I make money off the internet robots?
>In dire need of getting some food to eat and riding the bus

Art seems like it can work out alright

>>38467819
because I prefer petite women to both of your options. I do prefer titty monsters to traps, but I dont really like boobs bigger than 36dds

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>>38467841
the bigger the better anon
i mean they just look so aesthetically nice and soft looking too

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>>38467819
That's not a titty monster, those things are barely acceptable. This is a titty monster.