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>>36683362
>jerking off to snaps from girls

NNNNNOOOOOORRRRRMMMMIIIIEEEE

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OP if this is true you did the right thing, she wouldn have sex with you anyway. At least you stopped being a pathetic emotional supporter for her.

>>36683465
i wasent

i was jerkin off to poop porn on my computer

>>36683300
>Pic
But who was phone???

I just want to skip the courting part and be in an intimate relationship immediately.

>>36683367
the courting process is so boring. how do guys go on dates with so many girls. it's so expensive and you gain next to nothing. why can't girls be more fun

>>36683246
It's already May in here. The first 4 months went by faster than ever before.

I can bench 185 now, I just wanna hit 200 tbhq lad.

>>36683581
too bad nobody cares about your bench.

i noticed a lot of heavy-lifters look skinny as fuck in normal clothes.

in burgerland? because no one uses it except niggers and immigrants.

>>36683272
no canada. i need to get to uni in the big city from a suberb. I'll have to take 2 different buses and the subway. I barely even leave my house

>>36683238
Idk that's why I avoid it. There are all these unspoken rules they expect you to know even if it's your first time. If there was like a tutorial I could pick up at a town hall or something that would be great. But there's now how to guides for using public transport specific to the city you live in.

>Purely platonic
>anon why were you humping me in your sleep last night

>>36683233
>no sex or anything like that.

Why?

>>36683248
I wouldn't do that.
>>36683259
Because I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle someone as I fall to sleep.

There's no point in helping other people. They would never do the same for you, so helping them is fucking pointless. They'll act like they give a shit about you while you're still helping them, but the moment that they've depleted you of all of your usefulness they'll abandon you and leave you worse off than when you started. Don't waste time on other people, if you truly have nothing else to live for for yourself, then just an hero. No point living a life to help others who wouldn't do the same.

>>36683202
Checked mate

Original

>>36683292
I don't believe that, though. I think it's really sad how the world has made so many people believe that and I'd like to show that some people do still care and are still selfless. Helping people isn't about whether or not they would help you back.

>>36683181
what happened to all your friends?

>>36683268
They all went to college, military, or work
I'm too much of an autist to find something to do in my spare time

>>36683181
Online friends are a meme, bud.
They're only temporal, you're to them only a backup. I'm willing to wager they were embarrassed to even be your friend, can you honestly even call that a friend? Truth is, internet people can and will never be your friend, you can only truly have a friend when you meet someone in person and together form a pact/a truce, only when you agree to have a intimate platonic relationship with someone, be that verbally or unspoken, only then can you really claim to have ever had friends. Otherwise you're just hoping like a hopeless religious nut, placing a bet on an untrustworthy party, if ever you feel unwanted in the presence of your company, you can rest assured that you are in the company of no genuine friend. What i'm saying is that you should've known it was going to turn out that way.

That's too much.
She looks barely human.

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>>36683097
don't do it, that bitch is from silent hill

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>>36683097
Where is she? That staircase looks beautiful.

I have in holding chips in one hand and a remote in the other whilst masturbating. How?

>>36683212
You're a girl with an electronic dildo. Next!

>>36683090

He took the girl with him, took her panties off and went to town on them.

I dont really see whats so hard to solve about this

>>36683085
That covers a lot of ground. Yes for some things, no for others.

>>36683085
my heart says yes
my experience says no

life hurts
people hurt

>>36683280

>>36683288
walk it off m8

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Yeah, it will certainly help. Whatever you choose to do you will be able to focus on for like 6 hours straight. I know a few people who use it to write essays etc.

Do not abuse it though, it'll fuck you up. And make sure you're studying - my brother's friend at uni took it while browsing Amazon and he was on Amazon all day, just looking at products.

>>36683123
>Fallout 4
What a total fucking pleb

>>36683123
>don't abuse it

when people say it's addictive, do they mean it's actually addictive and you'll keep coming back to it just for the fuck of it? or do they mean you'll keep using it everytime you find yourself unable to study/focus?

if it's the latter, I don't view it as harmful 'addiction' and more like appropriate usage.

>>36683019
God you're fucking retarded, you fucking deserve it

surprised you never heard this one before.. bummer... any way to track where its going? SWAT the dude... he is probably a frequenter around here

bummer dude

>>36683140
I am. I was drunk as fuck. This one is on me.

Autism is a debilitating illness that is comparable to being paralyzed.

>>36683146
No way to deal with it.

>>36683005
How do they even get these statistics?

>>36683030
Seriously, how do they know I'm at work or home? Or even my educational background?

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>>36683030
>>36683126
what the fuck else do they know about us?

>>36682968
enjoy being doped to your ears, and possible locked up.

>>36682968
Big time, you might get into a mad house too.

You fucking retard.

>having a body pillow inside your family's house
It might be me because i cant even hide a condom from my mom without her turning my desk upside down

>>36682881
I'm white but poor and everyone hates me so cops act even worse. They literally pull me out of my car and try to search it every time. They literally ducking said an accident was my fault because someone tried to pass me going left with my signal light on going left and following every law possible.

A bunch of white peiple ganged up on me sitting to the side and called the cops and lied saying I swerved to the right and the car tried passing me.

Blasting your jungle music with expired tags in a car that looks stolen doesn't constitute random.

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>tfw accidentally get suckered into telling the truth to a cop

always fucking lie, deny everything