im so fuckin mad lads
when i get angry i do the stupidest things in wow
>Daily bait thread gets posted
>Autists sperg out yet again and tell OP that he needs to leave
>Autists inadvertently bump the thread, and keep it up longer than it ever should have been
Every fucking day.
I have been alone for ten years since my soul crushing divorce. I thought that I was repulsive to women--and men, even guy's wouldn't fuck me. Then I started on a self improvement kick: yoga for my poor posture--I was sick of slouching, and I stopped eating and drinking crap that was bad for me. I lost 40 pounds and walk around like a fucking tiger now. After more than a year I went on a an online dating app. I changed my standards of a suitable women to such that they be 1) attractive enough that I would fuck them and 2) that they be interested in fucking me. It worked. We have had 4 dates and today I am going to her house to eat elk burgers and pumpkin cheesecake. That pretty much makes her my GF! Ask me specifics but pretty much the key to success is to be yourself and lower standards to nearly nothing.
>>38411243
It's so fucking ez to discern a redditor, tumblrina, and whatever the fuck normie shit now. Why did all of you choose a site that so desperately shuns You? I need a new fucking site away from these people
Cutlet here, how the FUCK do i moisturize my Dick? Shits dry as fuck
>cutlet
Sorry to say this but you don't, anon.
Do you consider pubic hair exposure to be indecent or does it act as an effective modesty shield for the actual lady bits?
>>38411216
shes got some fucking gross knees
>>38411216
asians dont shave. idk why.
Pubic hair don't qualify as pants, if that's what you are asking.
Can you go from normalfaggotry to robothood as an adult and after losing one's virginity?
Women are so shallow that they can only fall in love with a man's looks or his status. They are increasingly setting the agenda for public discourse and in 100 years we will be living in a female "utopia", which will be hell for men who don't make the cut. If you have shit genetics and have children, remember the kind of world you will be bringing them into.
>>38411194
You forgot to take AI and artificial wombs into account.
If anything, women will become obsolete.
just bee a better version of yourself then faggot
We are already living in the female utopia.
>ywn live in a dystopian mega city policed by ultra violent supercops
>ywn be part of a neo tokyo biker gang
>ywn fight other biker groups on the road, having to outrun police
>ywn go home to your small apartment, greeted by your housekeeping ai
>ywn browse the internet in vr, enjoying vr porn, games and doing drugs
why couldn't I have been born sixty or so years in the future? Modern cities are so boring.
All of those things are technically possible already
>>38514246
Your pic made me think of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWgIs Akira good? I can't remember if I have seen it or not.
>>38514278
but we don't live in the setting for it. our cities aren't yet absolutely massive, layered concrete jungles brightly lit by neon. give it time
I have average looks and low standards, but little confidence in myself, so I have never had a girlfriend. What should I put in my tinder bio to get girls to match with me?
if you aren't completely fucked lookswise just go for a minimalist and somewhat confusing profile
I like using lyrics from screamo songs that sound vaguely ironic or philosophic
>>38514241
>I have average looks and low standards
>so I have never had a girlfriend.
Like pottery.
>>38514241
>to get girls
It's been 8 months and I'm still obsessed with her.. how do I stop this madness
"Champ, it's time you went outside and got a job. Why the gloomy face? It's simply a part of growing up. I'll take you around town to look for one, and we won't stop until someone hires you right on the spot. Head on in there and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. It's as simple as that, Champ."
>>38411054
Stop forcing shit memes.
>>38411694
"Champ, it's time you stopped blaming other people for your problems. And the first step to solving them is getting job. All it takes is showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. It's as simple as that, Champ."
just go in there and shake the manager's hand, billy. do it for your grandpa.
>average day
>something good happens to me
>immediately feel guilty like I don't deserve it
>feel sad for the rest of the day
Anyone else know the feel?
>>38411050
>Anyone else know the feel?
No, you lost me at
>something good happens to me
>>38411050
Yes. I know that feel.
Inferiority complex is like cancer. It makes everything good ultimately bad.
To an extent, yes; but at the same time I'm violently xenophobic, so I got that going for me
be realistic, but not realistic enough as to say "inexistent"
me
>slim
>not from my country
>very chatty
>younger than me
>might be divorced without children if i meet her later in life
>might be a latina
I'd say nonexistant but I guess I'll just go with the lowest I'd settle for a wife
>not obese
>not extremely ugly
>loyal and honest
>keeps up basic hygiene
>self-reliant for the most part
>is okay with me beeing NEET / househusband
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't hate me
Literally impossible
>big mommy gf with a big dick
>big breasts and butt, glasses
>every morning she feeds me cock milk as breakfast
>every evening she injects her seed into my butt
>>38514214
>future
>wife
the two things that i will not have
Robots who want change,i want to tell you this: you can not change the past,but you can change the future. Your happiness and well being is in your hands,not anyone elses. And if anyone says otherwise,they are lethargic fucking devils. They want to drag you down with them. I beleive in you and i pray to the gods that you will reach your dreams,no matter how small.
You got nice titties for a little boy
>>38411044
>tfw Oney will never finish Hellbenders because Jewtube has made it impossible for animators to make money
How do we fix women?
Nothing works even feminism makes them stupid sluts.
Lesbianism is just them trying to poorly imitate us
Cosplaying is just another way of getting male attenion but from lesser males
Modeling/Acting is the same
Was it us? Years of conditioning women and treating them like meatbags has made them evolve into walking sex machines
Yes i know some women can learn things but they can't learn from themselves like men do
they always need to be taught.
How do we make them improve? O r is it easier to make android women and replace the current ones?
>>38410891
Look at all the good women role models you know who are compassionate and sweet and maternal and you'll realize they're all successful mothers in a two parent household who came from two parent households.
Encouraging the majority of women to live independently was a mistake.
>>38410891
Have you ever talked to a woman? or are you just concocting this deep lore while looking at them?
stop buying them drinks, stop looking at them, stop talking to them, stop adding them on anything, stop "hanging out with them", stop buying them shit.
they would change over night.
they're spoiled by men who are controlled by a biological imperative, automatons and it feeds their ego. most of them are too stupid to realize what's going on.