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why is every person that's ever tried to be friends with me so fucking annoying?
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>>38463026
i feel the same
i love people but they fucking bug
but also i want them around

post contact info so we can try but you might annoy me, or i you
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>>38463026
You sound like an asshole lmao
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>>38463026
Because people in general are fucking annoying. HTH

So anon is the rumor true... do you have a crush on me?
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>>38463016
I WANNA FUCK YOUR ASS... I mean uh..yeah
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>>38463016
Yes Bella, you have known this since we were little
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Fuck no, I mean I'd fuck you, sure, but I don't have a crush on you, you don't meet my standards, woman.

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KEK this beautiful woman just BLEW THE FUCK OUT every NEET and LOSER on this board in ONE PAPER!
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>>38463013
If only robots would work this hard
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Why would you work 50+ hours for 40 hour of pay?
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She has life on easy mode and could easily get another job.

Asian boys, you have ZERO excuse to not look like this

Why don't you realize your full potential?
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>>38462938
Lots of asian boys (like myself) actually have many masculine traits such as having large hands and feet, enlarged ribcages, wide shoulders, low voices, rough skin, and being over 5'7", that would make it very hard to pass or be anywhere near feminine. Also saged because this is a shitty thread that you made despite already knowing all of this plus the fact that these boys you fetishize use shit tons of photo editors to change their appearance.
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>>38463100
>asian boys
>masculine traits
stop lying to us cutie :3
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>>38463100
>soy estrogen
i shiggy diggy

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Would you marry a proverbial post wall woman???
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>>38462910
741 likes, so no.
A girl is automatically disqualified for marriage if have more than 200 likes in a photo.

Also, Stacey body is unnatractive to me.
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>>38462910
You mean a carousel rider with fifty plus former sexual partners right.
I might as well do coke since it's gonna have the same effect on my wallet, short term and long term happiness and health.

I'm not doing coke right now because I'm not a fucking retard, but there's a whole mess of retards out there.
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>>38462910
I would not able to exist in the same room as her

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>women have lower sex drives
>countless women are sleeping around everyday while plenty of virgin men are content with waiting.

Something doesn't add up here.
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>>38462867
You aren't as desperate if something is easily achievable.
If the birth rate wasn't 105 men per 100 women, and instead was more balanced, sex would be way easier to achieve for males.
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>>38462867
They dont see man and say "wanna fuk soo badly omg" they need to fall in love which can happen for several reasons. Maybe you just remind her of her old tracher she had a crush on 7 years ago or she just like your eyes or you talked her up so she believes you are all wise and you understand the whole world or some shot but most of the times it works like this because we are animals and our sex instincts are pure animalistic: 9/10 face, tall guy, strong, money = alpha male - I need him (social status, alpha kids, dont have to wageslave) sadly its as simple as that. Human sex game is just not fair. Thats how simple it is
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>>38463916
>love is something that can happen 100's of times in your life.

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>you wake up the next morning and you're a girl.
>no complications.

What do?
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>>38462835
I wish that could happen, i would love it.
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>>38462835
>>no complications.

what do you mean by this
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>girls can't be 19Ks
job ruined. no thx

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Why are black women so attractive?
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most black women are butt ugly.
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>>38462803
Asians are better, kek
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Have you ever seen a black woman?

Any one here /dead parents/
> maybe it's the anniversary of their death
> maybe it happened this week
> maybe they're about to
I'm trying to do a good deed here. A lot of normies and especially robofags don't understand the complexities of these feels.

Talk, vent, ask questions. I'm listening.
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When did you lose them, what age that is
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>My dad died 2013 (50% cancer already,made it to 100% as he took heroin)

>My grandma died last year (too old/didn't wanted to live cuz she has too much pain :( )
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>>38462990
Good to know, but i was wondering how old you were
Also what about mum?

Any robots mixed race here? I, myself am half arab half white with traditional dad and a whore of a mother imagine that while growing up also i'm the most undesirable race in the uk. Also some common conversations.

>Have arab name, just got my driving license a year ago when I was 17
>Police pull me over and ask for my driving license as the car isn't in the records or some shit
>Give him driving license
>Gives me a confused look
> "Are you sure this is your driving license you don't look like an arab you look white (I have green eyes)
>Did not know how the fuck to reply to this.
>Just said it's definitely me
>Makes and a joke I make a half ass laugh and he goes.

What makes it worse is if I were to talk to arabs they would mistake me for white and try and speak English to me I speak arabic back and they are amazed.

>Go on holiday to Tunisia go into a takeaway deciding what to get.
>Guy gives me an English to arabic menu
>Give a confused look and speak arabic to him saying that the arabic menu is fine
>Gives an oscar performing shocked face and starts saying "I never knew white people spoke with such a good accent"....

Also when i'm in the uk I always get asked have you been on holiday recently you looked really tanned.

it's fucking impossible to have a cultural identity any other robots have these problems?
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>>38462689
>hispanic / African American
Race was never really a big deal. In my group of friends I was always the token black guy, even though I'm only half black. The only time when race comes up is when I'm with my black relatives; they sometimes mock me for "acting white".
The only cultural identity I've truly felt like I was a part of was Mexican culture, but that's mostly because I lived with my mom and her side of the family is entirely Mexican and we lived right next to the border.
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Mixed race former robot here.
>Irish, Filipino, and Mexican
Yes I've done boxing and no I'm not Catholic.

I've had people speak to me Spanish only to be met with a clueless expression.
Beard turns red in the sun and girls tend to be oddly impressed by that.
Get asked "where are you from" reasonably often. (Greece, Iran, and Brazil are the top guesses)

Use to overthink cultural identity. Not caring and living out your life as an individual defined by more than just race is my advice.
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stop, get help, think about the children.

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Hey robots, what are the most degenerate things you've jacked off to? For me it's
>Scat
>Trap
>Guro
>Shota
>Shota trap
>Loli
How about you robots?
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>>38462676
>Trap
>Guro
>Shota
>Shota trap
>Loli

>other things

idc if its degen its good
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Handholding once
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>>38463698
lucky mn

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Seriously starting to consider hiring a prostitute to lose my virginity

Any robots lost their virginity this way? Would you recommend it? I'm a 24 yo KHV with no prospects of losing it any other way
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you guys seriously
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>>38462649
just make a tinder account or something like that.
don't say you're a virgin in your bio, keep it for when you start chatting. and be patient. you'll find some girl willing to do it
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>>38462649
lost it to a filipina prostitute at 22

idk felt like it was always supposed to happen like that

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iz this the average chads life?
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I feel no envy... only disgust.
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>>38462646
>ywn experience this type of degeneracy
it hurts
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Damn my fucking drug fetish I am hot now

Ever pretend youre scratching your head to fix your hair/bangs
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>>38462613
If you still have hair you should go out and do stuff before your personality makes it fall out
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>>38462672
Is that what happen to you
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i usually pretend to fix my hair to scratch my head

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I'm getting fucking worried, this decision will determine my whole life.

I like(not a lot though) science and philosophy but that's like 50% of all degrees.

I have good grades so my parents want me to apply for medical school because the pay is nice and there is very good job security but I only have a mild interest for it(like most other degrees) and I've heard there is a lot of stress.
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Bump


Utpdzitupfzurpzpurzufpzuprzuprz
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literally every single parent tells their children to sign up for college. everyone signs up for it and only a minority ever graduate. the rest just waste their time, money and energy

it's just a meme invented to sweep youth unemployment under the rug since every young adult that signs up no longer counts as unemployed.

don't go to uni unless you are 100% sure it's what you want to do.
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>this decision will determine my whole life

But that's wrong, unless you're dead set on one profession that requires lots of higher education, but it doesn't sound like you are

Experiment with different classes, you can always switch your major

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