Have you ever colonized a black woman? If not, why not?
If I had, she'd probably be my wife
>>38941121
Because niggers are gross and i don't want an STD.
no because I haven't colonized anyone
My parents are out of the house for the day.
What should I do?
Fap marathon. Fap as much as you can. Fap all day till your parents come back.
That's what I used to do.
>>38941001
jerk off in the living room
sleep
enjoy not being interrupted
I.. I think im in love, robots
LOVE ME NOW
>>38940973
why did you fell in love?
just because of said person good facial structure or because she treated you well?maybe both?
explain
>>38941147
none, its pic related>>38940973
anyone knows who she is?
Go to another board and bring something back. We need more raw data on what isn't /r9k/ to better understand what /r9k/ is.
EDIT: Just got back from class. HOLY SHIT this post really blew up!!!
EDIT 2: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
/trv/ has the strangest stolen pepes and wojacks
/asp/ seems to work really hard for its low quality lewds.
What do YOU have to do to obtain a quality gf? For me its
>jelq
>lift weights
>get a job
>move out
>make at least 2 friends
>wear lifts in shoes
>get rid of gyno
>snip tight frenulum
>become extroverted
>find interesting hobby
I don't think it's worth it lads
>>38940966
>lift more
>Get fit enough to join the fulfill my dream to join the Military
Shit is harder than it seems, especially when you're too poor to afford a gym membership.
>>38940966
>lift
>wear contacts
>dress better
>expand my social circle
I feel pretty close.
>lose another 25lbs
>shave my head
>grow a personality that isn't based on greentext and anime tiddies
>stop being homeless
>drive something that isn't a semi
Reminder that if you are not Japanese or Korean, you have no right to call yourself a robot. These people know suffering to a deeper degree than your pasty white ass will ever know
>Suicides per 100,000 people per year
>Japan ranked 26
BUT MUH SCAWY SUICIDE MEME FOWEST WAAAHHHHHHHHH
Get over yourself island chink
>>38940876
Goddamnit i hate posts like that.
>uuuhhhh someone somewhere is suffering more than you, you have no right to complain duh
Faggot, you don't get to invalidate someone's suffering. Shut the fuck up and get fucked.
What does being a robot give you anyway? It doesn't stop you from posting here.
It just nets you negative attention
how did you guys spend your summer?
did you go anywhere on vacation? was it fun?
It sucked. No. No.
>Summer is already over
>>38940978
>Graduated in March and I'm the only one from my year to not found a job in the field yet
>applied to community college last week on Thursday
>haven't heard anything
Is it possible to get rejected from community college? I've been to college before but never finish anything do they think I'm going to do the same again?
You literally can't get rejected by CCs
>>38940874
So what's taking so long?
>>38940837
Have you done your evaluation test?
If entitled white girls won't give you the time of day, why not find a qt brown gf?
>>38940833
Because brown girls are even more entitled.
They think every white guy is rich and is obliged to shower them with money. On top of that they have the same stupidly high physical standards white women have
>>38940833
Because all women don't like me.
>>38940833
Because I'm too racist to date outside my race.
>Be 13. Always shortest and weakest kid. Puberty's hitting me slowly
>Bullied to death.
>All the guys are through their sexual explosion. Constantly tease me for not expressing horniness.
>Watch the Simpsons, even though I don't get most of the jokes. Just want to know why they're all yellow.
>Watch the episode where Homer befriends a faggot and there's a lot of drama. I don't get what 'gay' means.
>I've been brought up non-religiously, but I think I must be a good person. Maybe If I'm a good boy, a fairy will kill my bullies?
>One day, we go the gym for P.E. And I notice the boy who's in front of me has a little stain on his pants. On his butt. I think telling him is a good deed.
>We reach the locker room, and the guy says, "yes, I had a stain, it was veeeery small, you faggot". Everyone calls me gay for staring at his ass.
>They all grab me by the arms, and that guy kicks my nuts for being a faggot. Of course the P.E. teacher bitch ignores my screams and bruises, bullying doesn't exist.
> MFW I was bullied for being gay... I was still nothing
6 months later, I finally feel urges and fap for the first time. I wank to female bodybuilders.
Congrats on the blogpost you faggot
underaged as fuck modss
>>38940871
Damn, I was 13 when that Simpsons episode aired, you dumbfucks
>matched with a girl on bumble (basically just a tinder clone with a dumb gimmick)
>She sends me this
I'm 5'9" and weight 120 pounds. I'm one step away from auswitzmode. I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or not.
What do I do???
>>38940726
Give her a ticket to the gun Show.
>inb4 it's a bot
>>38940726
"nice tits" or "nice ass".
If she was insulting you you've just sent it back at her, if she was being serious you MAY have faked chad mode.
Do it anon and post results
Just say "Thanks ;)"
Is this a porn board now? Thought I was on /b/ for a second
>>38940640
this board has been /b/ 2.0 for maybe 3 years now
>>38940673
/b/ is a shithole, there is nothing to compare it with, even tho i found a few interesting threads, but that's like 1 out of 1000.
>>38940730
just like this board
except for this fucking original captcha
MMORPG's were never good
>>38940547
WoW was fun when I played it, the early game less so.
Guild Wars 2 was pretty neat too.
>>38940547
MMORPG's are only fun if your a normie who can make online and in-game friends.
>>38940646
I play wow solo still on private servers no friends at all but I spend up to 6 hours a day doing nothing but ganking lobbies
>gender dysphoria
>don't know if I want to transition, definitely don't want to chop up my dick but just want some mental relief
>therapist gets me letter to start hormone therapy
>into girls and not into guys
>she says they don't change what I'm into and I have nothing to worry about
>have been on estrogen and testosterone blockers for months now
>guys smell a lot stronger to me now in an obviously sexual way that 100% did not exist whatsoever before
Why did she lie to me
stop immediately
you are on a fast track to ruining your life
>>38940432
I can't, because they actually made everything a lot better.
>>38940457
Just become /feminineguy/ master-race and get doted upon by dominant females
Cuckold thread, everyone can comment and find bulls, cucks, dom-gfs, cuckqueens and just get kinky
>>38940341
please kys, ty
>>38940341I just want a wife to cuddle up in the winter and fall asleep in each other's arms
>>38940341
Cuckolds deserve the rope
They're legitimately ruining the world.