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I get told I am very vulgar and curse alot whenever I do talk. I can't help it, it helps me express my emotions and allow me let out some anger. Even if it's just sentences like "the neighbor's dog won't stop barking at night, i can't sleep! Gosh!" I'll say it like this
>"the neighbor's stupid fucking dog won't shut the fuck up at night when I am trying to fucking sleep, yeah sleep just so I can wake up to this shit hole again" I was talking to a fellow robot to other day and some random girl overheard me talking and said "you it's not cute when guys swear right?"

I seriously can't help it. I feel like if I don't curse then that inner anger will just build up and I'll snap after trying hard to talk like a normie. What should I do?
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I never swear
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>>36909167
Cursing is my default way to communicate. conversation just seems to flow easier if I'm swearing
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I curse because I have a limited vocabulary and I'm fucking stupid.

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When did you finally just give up?
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I never really tried in life but I ultimately stopped caring last year when I was released from a psych ward.
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>>36909151
Around 17 when the depression really set in and all my close buddies just abandoned me because I wasn't that whacky fun retard any more. 6 years later I'm still not over it, I haven't mentally grown out of teenage hood. I'm gonna kms on my birthday coming up soon.
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I think it was in fifth grade. I've tossed around ever since. I had a small glimmer of hope several years back but, it was just a mirage. Now I just go with the flow of life, it's all just going through the motions.

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Is it socially acceptable to have a pic of your dog as your normiebook profile? I don't have any good pictures of myself.
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Yes anon. Just don't make your picture a fucking anime picture and you're pretty much fine
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>>36909132
Wtf I have an anime profi pic and I have like 13 likes on it, loser!
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>>36909152
I doubt you've even talked to 13 people this year bitch nigga

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Bruno Mars is 5'5" very average spic manlet and yet he got a GF for years and female fans.

What your excuse now, robot?

"B-but he's famous and rich"
Yeah, despite being a spic manlet he succeded in his life.
then why don't you become famous and rich?
Stop blaming your height for your failure in life.
Checkmate /r9k/
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>>36908938
Spics get all the pussy, tall or short, as long as they have the looks.
t. ugly spic
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>tfw i find short guys attractive
>tfw they always have a napoleon complex
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Women like:
-Status
-Alpha personality
-Resources
-Looks (face)
-Fit body

To get a gf you need at least 2

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Ok Ok Ok hear me out, fellas. How do we go from this...
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what do you think her nickname will be on chaturbate? elizachan? ciaradesu?
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to whatever the fuck this is?!
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>>36908912
Girls peak at 16

>mfw /r/the_donald is having an orgasm in celebration of Comey being fired
>mfw broasties are so dumb they're literally celebrating an obvious cover up as a win for themselves
>mfw broasties are going to get btfo when Pence takes over and institutes run of the mill cuckservatism
>mfw broasties are going to get drafted to die in Syria/Iran for Israel
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>>36908907
>Mfw a career politician that spent her entire life trying to become president lost every swing state in the election to an autistic reality tv host with orange skin.
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>>36908907
Eh
That has already happened, and it wasnt Pence that took over, it was Jared Kushner
Tis what he gets for dealing with kikes
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please do not reply to this thread or at least use the option field accordingly.

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Should the age of consent be 21? I mean sex is a big deal
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>>36908855
It should be about 0
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>>36908855
i think it should be 16 but with caveats. so a 30yo cannot fuck a 16yo legally but a 21 yo could
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>Average age people lose their virginity is 17
>plenty of people who lose it at 13
>most countries have it at 16 or lower except some burger states and 3rd world countries
Let's raise it!
What.. what.. what kind of bait is this?

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> be me, 1 year ago
> mom committed suicide, dad drank self to death after
> can't believe they're gone
> after months I finally decide I can't handle it anymore
> buy shotgun and ammo for said shotgun
> about to end it all
> I can't
> what would my parents think
> decided to change life
> be me now
> have qt half jap gf
> going to community college
> things are looking up
> suicide IS NOT the answer
> you've just gotta hang on to your humanity, your emotions
> Don't give up
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>>36908841
>do be do be doooooooo
>
>
> I know so many people that think they can make it alone.
> They isolate theirselves na na na na na na ah.
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>>36908841
I'm in university for my upcoming third year of engineering after transferring out of the physics program I was in for two years. I've been a revolving door for women since I started school, they come into my life, stay for a 6-9 months, and then discard me. I'm so damaged emotionally at this point. I'm always sad and if I'm lucky then I feel no emotion either way for a few hours. Yesterday I slept from 4am to 6pm (I'm in my summer break waiting to hear back from employers).

I'm proud of you for having the courage to buy that shotgun. When you inevitably end up pointing it at yourself again, I pray you courage to end your pain and I wish you eternal peace from this world's atrocities.
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>>36908841
Godspeed, anon. Make your parents proud.

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i cured my bed bugs with horse wormer

AMA
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>>36908808
why were your bed bugs sick? I am glad to hear they are okay
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>>36908808
>Any side effects, healthy issues?
>How long did you eat that stuff and how long have the bed bugs been gone?
>Did you find a bunch of dead ones when you wake up?
>Does the paste taste good?
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>>36908808
How did you do this? I had bed bugs before and I just had to move out.

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>checks time
>literally 3:00am
I want to end this
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>>36908802
>checks time
>literally 10:20 am
I want to end this
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>>36908802
The worst times of my days are 12-4pm b/c I'm a shameful neet and 3-5am because I'm a shameful neet
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>>36908802
>literally 3am
As opposed to figuratively 3am?

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>tfw no.7 is actually a catfish
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yeah that's cool n all but. who is trips??
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>>36908718
Ksenia aka Pigeon girl
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>>36908696
She's a hamster, not a fish.

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im fit, smell great, aint ugly, dress nice, have a job, have a huge cock, am a good speaker

WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET A GF!?
Is it because Im short? Im 5'8
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>>36908637
because you sound like a faggot
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Probably because you have a horrible personality
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>>36908637
Post face and then post dick

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>today I've done 25 squats and 1 pushup
getting thinner by the day now
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>>36908586
those squats and single push-up don't really help when you eat 3 pizzas a day and don't leave the computer
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>>36908586
Good job, anon! Always try to do a little more every day! You can make it if you try.
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>>36908586
How much weight did you squat? Care to tell us how to avoid butt wink?

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Has anyone hooked up with a roastie they met online? How did you do it?
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>>36908582
>download whisper
>talk to grils
>don't be a sperg
>?????
>profit
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>>36908655
Ok, but I never knew that you can find dates on whisper. Have you tried this? Give greentext if so.
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3 times actually.
None of them lasted.
But, basically don't be socially retarded when you talk to them.
Don't be too foreward just stay a friend.
Just keep talking to them.
Hang around for the ups and downs.
Oh yeah don't be socially retarded or sperg out.

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I hope you are man enough to know how change your own oil /r9k/.

If not, let this little girl teach you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8E2rPZaU4
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>>36908525
Shit I did last weekend:

>changed oil
>changed air intake filter
>cleaned throttle body
>installed new turn signal control lever
>went to shop to get check engine light code
>cleaned idle air control valve
>installed new idle air control valve because old one died after clean and reinstall.
>installed new throttle position sensor

Still have intermittent check engine light and high idle/surging. PCM went bad or I've got a short. Probably gonna have to take it to the shop because I dont have the tools to program a new pcm, and I dont feel like screwing around with wiring..
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>>36908525
Jokes on you faggot I learned from blue Mountain state
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>>36908650
Oh man. I know what that's like. My Dad taught me how to change the blinker fluid when I was young so I totally know my way around cars and know what you're talking about. Haha, right guys? Blinker fluid is advanced stuff.

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