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>>37700065
Then you change, get fit, get hobbies, be a fucking pro like you were meant to.

Also you can do what you should always do when someone gives you shit for no damn reason. Ignore the fucks and keep on being cool.

Fuck those pricks, lucky I wasnt around you dude or I would of made them shut their fucking mouths.

>>37700065
How is this mysterious?

>act like weak faggot and never pursue success
>end up unsuccessful
Life is truly perplexing

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>>37700021
don't talk about it anon,or eles...

>>37700021
>I won't ever become a full on normie or chad, even though I look like a 7/10.

That's not true at all.
Those girls on tinder get scared away because you're making some mistake talking to them. You don't have a hex on you. You can improve that shit like anyone else.

>>37700882

Thanks anon. Not oregano apparently.

>>37699996

>t. insecure because he doesn't know what necromancy Dr. Chaim is doing with his foreskin these days

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wouldn't that be cool if you're dick literally turned into diamond when you got hard? this has been weighing on my mind quite a lot recently. I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED ANYMORE

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>>37699996
Oh look, you were cut as a baby without your consent and jealous you don't have a full penis so you try to tell the internet how much better your penis is because it isn't "ugly". Kys.

Somebody needs to turn that pic into a massive 3rd person RPG. You're a humanoid cat in a post-apocalyptic winter world. Imagine how absolutely fucking dope that would be

>>37700082
>You're a humanoid cat in a post-apocalyptic winter world
He's gunna be the leaderrrrrr of my trrrrrrooopssssss. :D

>>37700082

Skyrim. Khajiit.

They are normies: the band. John Lennon is how imagine most robots, though: jealous, violent, bitter, misogynistic etc.

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Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around

Well on his way his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking percetly loud
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make,
And he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill . . .
Nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,
But the fool on the hill . . .

upngfjhgknotoriginalcommenrt

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huuuugh

lolita224

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Is this a spooky thread?

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bgeghbbrgrhheugh

may you accommodate me by posting the source of the picture you have posted?

also, why you gonna do it? mabe i can help

>>37700049
If you haven't been enlightened by Juri, I feel sorry for you.

>>37699951
Anon, I'd really recommend you don't. Particularly if you're in the US. When I called a suicide hotline they sent some shallow, unhelpful, not even comforting people over to my home. They tried to get me to go to the hospital which was not an option because I literally had to be out of my apartment the next day. When I refused to go, they left, and the police came banging at my door at 2am.

They barged in, wouldn't even let me put clothes on without watching and humiliating me. They treated me like the scum of the earth. Then they forced me to go to a psych ward for 24 hours. I mean, I guess I'm still alive, but it was an awful experience I wouldn't wish on anyone. Especially someone who is at the lowest they've been and just needing help.

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>mfw this is the future white people face

Congrats on that observation there OP. You should write us an essay in the National Reviews.

>>37699859
Congrats on being a faggot anon, you should write in this thread how you wish to kill yourself.

Feels good, thanks for asking. Now post dick before your deferment expires.

Actually, you incels are the ones not welcome. This is a greentext storytelling board, not your bitter manbaby clubhouse.

Are you kidding me? I don't like it, but the guys here worship women. They also resent them but they drop that act real quick when there's the slightest chance at being in the presence of a female

How do you find a slutty gf?
I legit only attract virgin girls, I think because I'm really boring, virgins feel safe around me, but sluts are bored by me. I don't even drink alcohol.
My current gf is a homely 6/10 and wife/mum material but she doesn't have any kinks
I want a slut to stick my dick into a few times before I get married
Where do I find sluts

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>>37699474
Tinder??
>that's were u met current gf and ex wife
desu I'm looking for a grill like yours, and all I get is slut wanna swap?

You
>gf
>kid
>place to put peepee
>has attracted someone
Robot
>literally nothing
Now do you feel better?

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>>37699322
look at those nervous hands all the clothes the disorder the makeup the smile where the eyes are this poor girl barely keeping it all in just putting on appearances and I would bet has the self esteem of a baby ant

>>37699384

I guess that's a good insight

>>37699322
where does this girl live? a girl I dated for a while from Nashville had that same exact room layout

i've used both. nord is pretty cool because it has alot of servers

>>37699260
pretty sure you have to disconnect from pia in order to post. just so you know.

I've heard good things about pia, but never used them. You should ask >>>/g/ their opinions

>>37699036
Normies have trash taste in music. How do you not know this already? They're mindless drones with no taste other then what they're told to like.

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I think people just want to hear that you listen to the same music as them. Then you can jerk each other off about how good each other's taste is. Or at the very least something they've heard about/is popular

also:
>girl checked my phone
How could you let this happen? literally my worst nightmare

How do you even find out what normies listen to? Is there some kind of online resource I can look at? And I don't want to listen to the radio, radio ads are fucking awful. I honestly have no clue what people are listening to except for some obvious big names like Drake and Beyonce

>>37698988
We are on the same boat, pal. You're only 18. Getting a girl is easy. I am a Super Autist, and she knows I'm a robot here. If you aren't fat, not too revolting, and you share stuff in common you'll do fine.

18 is young im a 20 yo khhv autist same height and neet. I have no friends and my life consists of refreshing r9k and listening to music.

As long as you dont have a retruded maxilla and are 5'8 normiehood is within reach.

>>37698710
>She wants me to message her first?
Yes, you numbskull. Guys have to do the initiating.

>>37698710
>can't even get fucking online "dating" right

You mongoloids should just stop trying, you cringey sacks of shit.

>>37698710
now you see how the odds are in their favor.