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>"Ahaha, Normies are trying to Free Kekistan. It's as if they pretend to know what they talk about; Perhaps a case of Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism? Ahaha, of course they do, they're normies. I wonder if they even have basic sesquipedalianism. Everyone on 9Gag and Tumblr is starting copy us, Haha, Well whatever grows our army. But in reality, they will never understand our memes, because I'm not a newfag or anything like, no, they're the normies, Ahaha. Praise Kek! Shaliday! Re! Aha!
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What are some genuine solutions for being a manlet?
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Looks like you've got a perfectly good solution right there with those bucket shoes anon.
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>>38400623
Bucket shoes? Those are string-tallies.

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The Chester is over before Christmas
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I am dead inside now
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looks like he was one step TOO close to the edge.
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>>38511630
peace for us

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Craaaaawling in my skiiiin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715568/Linkin-Park-singer-Chester-Bennington-commits-suicide.html
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>>38511535
>just ree
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who cares someone make memes of a hanging chester the molest with bugs crawling in his skin
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You're a day late.

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>Saturday night
>board moving super slow
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i cant seem to create new threads. It says captcha not working or something

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Why does everyone on this board rant and whine about not having a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend for that matter? I don't understand why you need one to feel complete when you can just jack off to achieve the same effect.

>but I want the companionship! I want someone to love me!

Love isn't real friendo. It's literally based entirely on looks and financial assets these days. The modern women in an opportunistic predator. She'll settle for you if she has to, but will leave you for a more physically fit and wealthier man if given the chance. Women are a low form of life, don't waste your time chasing them.
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I see no one has bothered to post. Cognitive dissonance tells you that I'm wrong, even though any rational person will agree with me and proclaim that women are irredeemable trash.
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>>38400538
Its more that this board is full of edgy teenagers that feel jealous about something they cannot easilly assertain. Sure sex is great but women are not the end all you will get bored and sick of eachother or worse extremely dependant on eachother in order to feel normal. Especially as an edgy teenager.

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Guys help I keep opening up the capsules and eating the powder. It tastes like vanilla ice cream.
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ull proby die
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Just go get yourself some vanilla ice cream then. Why have an alternative when you can have the real thing?
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>>38511510
how did this start? why did you start?

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Do norms really pay $50 - $200 every time they go to an STD clinic? How often do norms get tested anyway? Doesn't that add up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRJsCXscEw
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I'm an autistic virgin who most people dislike. But women do hit on me rather frequently.

Am I a robot?
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>>38400497
no friends+no gf+virgin=robot

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>normies breathe oxygen
REEEEE BECAUSE THEY DO IT IT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS ITS BAD REEEEE
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Real robots breathe helium, not oxygen

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>38401041
>Respiring
>Not being powered by fusion
get out meatbag
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>>38401089
you missed the joke lad
oreganooricola

ITT we discuss organization and cataloging of memes. All kind of them.

Show your folders that you are so proud of.
What organization method you have choosen to maximize the frogposting velocity?
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>>38511468
i had a pepe folder and a wojack folder all had related names but i deleted it
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>>38512026
Just... WHY?!

My meme folder is in the 2k mark. But I have lost all the organization, now is a mess to find something
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Here you go OP.

I'm not even sure why I even do this when dates are saved in file details automatically.

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Do gingers have soles?
Asking for a friend.
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Can't have soles if you're barefoot dum dum.
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>>38400460
this calls for an xd
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>>38400460
Still trying to figure that out
Been dating one for four months solely for that purpose

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"Hello, my name is Dr. Shekelstein. I'm glad you've made an appointment to have adult circumcision. You will feel much better once you get rid of that useless, no good skin on your penis. Heh-heh-heh."
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Is that Dr now from my 600 life? I love that guy. He has some serious patience with those fatties. I salute him.
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What will you do with the extra foreskin Dr?
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>>38400489

That totally is the 600 pound life doctor. What a weird specialty to end up in at (what I'm assuming) is close-ish to the end of his life. These people spend their entire lives just disregarding their bodies, and once they're practically on death's door and all hope is lost, this little old man is there to give them that one final chance. What a fucking saint.

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>tfw another day wasted browing /r9k/ all day
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Back to /int/, leaf.

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>why don't you get a job son?
>because I don't give a fuck about making money and you provide me with literally everything I need
>what are you going to do when I die?
>what difference does it make to you? you'll be dead
>*cries*
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>mom tries to make me get a job
>create a suicide note and "hide" it in a place I know she'll find when cleaning
>she backs off immediately afterwards

never fails.
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>>38511502
This gave me a spook and now I feel sad.
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>>38511448
wtf you sound like a horrible person

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