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Their social capital is the reverse of males.

A males value is determined by how many women he sleeps with, and to a lesser degree the quality of them.

Women's value is based on their exclusivity. They see themselves as a prize to be won, and rejecting low ranking males reaffirms this value to them. The same reason guys brag about fucking a bunch of chicks is the reason women talk about rejecting creepy guys.

>>35828279
Also it's to help justify the rejection, a lot of girls worry if they are being to short with guys. When friends say "nah I would have avoided that freak too" or "Sounds like you dodge a bullet" It helps them feel better being so exclusive.

Women care a lot about what sociologists call "social proof", which means that the more other women are interested in a man, the more attractive he seems to her.

Men don't work the same way, if we see a lot of other men pursuing a girl our interest goes down because it makes her seem like a hassle. But young women are generally too inexperienced to have learned that lesson yet, so they assume men think the same way they do and try to attract them with social proof.

I have to ask what that is. Google just gave me pictures of starfish

>dad found the dick dagger

>Hitler found the High Hrothgar

being Tom Selleck is a good start

>>35828195
Are you handsome? If not don't grow one

>>35828195
Being 40+ in age

Or be fat with an attitude

Perhaps a (You) will suffice

>>35828159
I tried it once and it really isn't all that hot.

>>35828159
Damn, life must be hard in Ethiopia.

Its because you aren't a smart fembot. You just think you are because you're a dumb narcissistic roastie like the others. That's why you can't resist Chad's charms.

>>35828012
why are you posting this thread multiple times a day?

>>35828012
>despite being a smart fembot
lmaooooooo

obviously you're:
>not a robot
chad is attracted to you enough to want to fuck
>not smart
because you're giving into your base desires exactly like 98% of other women do and trying to act superior just for noticing it. you might be smart if you -didn't- start texting a chad. but you're gonna throw your virginity away, something you only get one of in life.

to use an autistic analogy, you're about to throw a master ball at a level 2 fucking pidgey. because you're a stupid whore. end yourself.

>>35828006
I live in Europe, there're not many of japs here, only mudslimes and nogs.

i have one but her breastests are too small so i'm looking for a big titty monster

ps i am really a scumbag

Because it's not a black QT fembot. And I do not want some flat ass, flat chest """girl"".

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>>35827983
That looks like me...thats not how I wanna look at all.

>>35827983
is it the virgin walk if I do half of those things but dont do the other?

>>35828031
If you stuck a cock but you don't do other gay stuff, are you gay?

1). You'd be lucky to even get herpes from that.
2). Lol.

Jesus Christ. Robots aren't safe anywhere it seems. Fucking normals, walking diseases.

>>35827968
Not even possible my friend.

I shower once a week, I don't care about the time of day.

>>35827933
>mfw was considering that just now because I'm late

>>35827933
I never figured out what makes more sense desu.

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>>35827892
Coffee originally of course.

why not intravenously?

might as well get your fix the proper way, you junkie scum

>>35827892
PST. Too much of a pussy to face withdrawals (just failed miserably AGAIN lmao), so if I ever REALLY run out, I'll probably just kill myself.

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>>35827889
CIA hires sluts to get info on these things now?

>>35827917

this anon is on to something

great, i've decided to start with you!

That man is pretty girly looking except for his arms. His hips are wider and his torso thinner than most traps.

Continue to slurp on thick cocks~~

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>>35827879
I have one and I can tell you right now. I want a reroll.

You will die in exactly one year

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dabbin on em like the usual

>>35827660
she wants your dick

"that" kid in school told me never to come to 4chan back in 2009

I wish I listened

>>35827633
Encyclopedia Dramatica like in 07-08 maybe

Never fully understood what this place was because I was used to forums at the time and didn't become an actual user til like 2010

Obviously these days 2010 is oldfag status but I don't consider any who came after 08 to be an old fag

That being said, no one really cares about when you joined anymore, that phase has seemingly passed. Nowadays it seems to be all about not being a normalfag from Reddit/tumblr/Facebook or whatever

>>35827633
I literally don't even remember. It's actually kind of upsetting. I barely remember my life before 4chan holy shit. What did I even do all day?

And read the bible.

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>>35827694
Stop reading the bible.

>>35827607
Im not going to just drop and do 20 in the middle of work.