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What are some tiny youtube channels that you subscribe to?
protip: 100,000 subscribers is not tiny
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SSBMstuff for speedruns
But that's about it
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9fzkczzGV-dfzlZqzXUZw/videos
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC41VQF08gjJGz5tYyp5ezfw
Just waiting for the next video
anyone else's mommies twist their balls when they were bad?
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haha t-that's so weird anon, w-who would even want that am i right?
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My mom taught me to make hamburgers
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my mommy use to jerk me off and force me to cum for several hours when I was bad
>I'll definitely go on a date with you anon, but only if you can do 50 push-ups in a row!
Could you do it?
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/fit/ here
Yes, although push-ups are a terrible test of strength.
Some of the strongest men in the entire world would be terrible at a push-up contest, and wouldn't even be able to do 30.
That's because they have so much muscle and fat on them, it makes it harder to lift their own bodyweight. Some twink with no muscle or fat who does nothing but push-ups every day would easily beat the strongest men in the world at a push-up contest.
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>>35891881
Use to, couldn't go over 60 even after months of doing it every day so I stopped.
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>>35891881
I could probably do 300 push ups
I still wouldn't date some dickless bitch like her
What is your favorite movie /r9k?
Pic related is mine, watching it was a boarder-line life changing experience for me.
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>>35891879
dog town
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>>35892005
oh shit I meant Dogville
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Man Saving Private Ryan was so good. First half hour is just super brutal and fucked up. All the characters are pretty good except for the pussy corporal. That fight at the end? Fuuuuck dude. Shits nuts
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>aliens confirmed
oh FUCK
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Elaborate OP
Origami
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yes helo tell me about these aliens
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>>35891839
What's this about aliens?
Stop lying OP, you desperate sack of virgin shit
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>K-pop group
>Makes song about wanting to be pretty
>They're literally chosen because they're attractive and then engineered to be even more perfect
Mfw
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>Fuck Koreans
Fuck you too, pal.
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>>35891901
poor cat
he wants to kill her
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>>35891901
That's disgusting m8
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i hav to attend jury duty. so mad its going to be a waste of time. i cant shit post from the court room or wherever they make me go tomorrow. whos done jury duty. i get paid like 15 dollars if get picked for the jury. i dont get it only 15 dollars. how do i get out of beeing selected help pls
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>>35891821
Commit a crime if you're a felon you can't be selected for this.
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>>35891821
sometimes it's interesting. do it and blog here
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>>35891889
how do i do that before 9am. i never left my house in 7 months. also can pizza be my practicegf if ur ther pizza pls replyyeyeee
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>Get off of work
>See two notes in my locker
>One both notes saying they think I'm cute
>Figure it's this quiet chick I usually see out front after work
>two days pass
>Arrive at work
>Walk to put things into my locker
>Notice this pimpled face mulatto dude that I usually see out in front
>He says whatsup and I greet him back
>just relaxing out in front before work in silence
>Listening to music
>Notice he keeps glancing at me
>decide to ignore it
>After a while of him talking to his friend and his friend exits he approaches me
>Takes my headphones out of my ear to hear what he's got to say
>"H-Hey ummm i'm not trying to be rude but i think you mad cute tho"
>Think to myself "is this really happening?"
>U-Uh thanks!?
>Get visibly flustered
>He ask if I'm into that
>Tell him no and he rushes into the building just as embarrassed as I am.
Have any straight anons here had a gay guy? Approach them? I've been the object of homo lust my entire life, but this caught me way off guard.
TLDR; Gay co-worker calls me cute and ask me out, I reject him and now things are weird.
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No. Usually people don't even make small talk with me at work.
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Some fag thought I was his boyfriend when he came not me from behind. We had similar HD leather jackets. He tried pulling me off to go to where they were going. He apologized and complemented me. Nothing big, he was the normal looking gay as opposed to those flamboyant faggots.
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>>35891801
>I've been the object of homo lust my entire life
Care to explain?
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What does spooning feel like?
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dead arm
too hot
hair in your mouth
can't move or you'll wake her up
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soft
bliss
fragrance
peace
love
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I spoon with my mom often. It just feels like a warm body pressed up against your hardon
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>any other race can pull their hair back see comfortably without their hair covering their eyes
>I'm white
>if I pull my hair back I look like this
>any other race can have a manbun dreads or shaved head
>I can either have a shaggy head or no hair at all
Thanks god. I can either have a shaved head or a gelled up balding haircut. Thanks god seriously. I'm so glad I can either look like like shit or like a pale albino skinhead
I don't believe in religion so whichever one of you is responsible. Fuck you,fuck god, fuck Satan, fuck everyone. Whoever caused this.
Fuck you.
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>>35891756
bald hwite mael > lushous hair shitskin
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>>35891794
Nope. That's wrong.
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>>35891756
I'm white and have a full head of thick hair. Nice genes ya got there bitch boy
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do you ever wish you had a girlfriend but then you remember all women are stupid uninteresting whores?
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Yes. I want to love and be loved. But then I think about how all women are whores ready to move onto the next best thing.
I also think that there are anomalies of women that don't fit the AWALT meme.
I'm also a virgin and expect the same out of the first girl I have sex with. No more than 3 sexual partners is the most ill settle for but I don't even wanna settle when I could get a virgin gf and explore each other's bodies together for the first time and discover each other. Fuck I'm lonely.
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>>35891717
You can get a boyfriend then
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>>35891717
yeah this happens like every few hours
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Anyone else on antidepressants and can't do drugs because of the interactions between the 2? All I do is weed and I tried shrooms once (though the experience was dampened by my meds for sure since I took the same amount as the people I was with and they were about the same size as me)
I'm on prozac/fluoxetine and wellbutrin/buproprion and either one or both interact badly with everything I want to try. Fuck I just want something to take me away from reality besides weed and alcohol
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>>35891642
you are like those people who go to uni but don't bother studying or showing up
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>>35891775
Used to never go to class. I do now. Also I only study the night before for just about everything and have ~2.5 gpa. Only failed a couple classes. I'm so average it hurts
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there is nothing safer than weed and alcohol you moron. shrooms will be dampened because fluoxetine is an SSRI, it amps up the serotonin in your synapse. it will basically compete with the psilocybin in shrooms, also LSD. im on sertraline and it makes my highs pretty strong though lol. What is your major you fucking normie?
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Is this how white boys have sex with each other these days?
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>you will never do something that unabashedly gay
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>>35891640
I'm gay and this makes me want to puke
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>>35891640
I would honestly try this it seems hot
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>people in relationships have sex 3-4 a day
please confirm this and give more true facts i want to die inside more
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>>35891635
Seems a bit on the low side to me. Me and my boyfriend have sex 5 to 6 times a day. But that's because I'm really horny
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>>35891689
KiII yourself, normaIfaggot.
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More like 2 for me and I think it's enough
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would any black fembots like me to have sex with them as reparations for slavery?
as a white male i feel guilty for what my people did to yours.
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>>35891631
Same here except I'm 6'0 and going to college so I will have a career to take care of you and our children.
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>>35891666
OP here, I'm 6'3" and already have a job making over 50k a year. Fuck off.
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>>35891631
sex with you is not a positive bargaining chip you fucking autist