[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4399. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: image.jpg (34KB, 500x402px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
34KB, 500x402px
How are my fellow normans doing? I know some of you are lurking on here. I'm thinking of making this thread a regular thing.

>just got wisdom teeth pulled Tuesday
>can start eating regular food tomorrow
>GF says she's gonna blow me once I get better

What about you bros?
21 posts and 6 images submitted.
Bump oreganigger
File: 12882137747.jpg (16KB, 225x225px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
16KB, 225x225px
>normie general
finally, a thread for normans of r9k

my night is good, sipping on some beer with my roommates watching livePD. Gonna meet up with a qt I've been hooking up with the past month, either before or after we hit the bar. We'll see what prospects are out there first.

You trippin on any wisdom tooth pills OP?
File: image.jpg (170KB, 735x1046px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
170KB, 735x1046px
Quit sucking ur own dick little bitch

at least change up ur style of writing U fucking transparent monkey

I'd sage this if i still could newshill

File: 4YZEvGr.gif (936KB, 500x422px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
936KB, 500x422px
Welcome to the badlands, Mother Fucker. I don't know how you found out about us, I don't care. You're in the wrong neighborhood. Take this as your one and only warning. You won't find any pussy pandering here, there are no pussy passes, no crocodile tears, and NO. FUCKING. MERCY.
You are not going to "recruit" us to your cause, you're not going to find a husband here, and you're not going to be able to ignite a "gender war". As you can see, this is not going to be a "logical post" it's more of an "emotional post" because I believe there is no way of using logic when communicating with someone that has their heads firmly shoved up their ass. So fuck you for even being here.
We are MGTOW. Not a movement, not a cult, but an idea. We are men of all types, from Chad to incel, rich and poor, and of all races and ages. We are the men you cheated on and with. We are the men who had their world torn apart by family law. The men you belittle, gaslight, ridicule, and manipulate.
You took our kids from us, and bleed us dry, all the while with a shit eating grin knowing there is nothing we can do about it. Fuck you, fuck anyone who would think that's ok to do. As men, we tried to build you a a good world to live. Not a utopia, but leagues better than living in a fucking cave. And you fucked it up! At every corner, you all proceed to shit the bed. And now you have your response.

12 posts and 1 images submitted.
MGTOW is the anti-thesis to this fucked up system. We are the men smart enough to see through your bullshit, your shame tactics, and cucked worldviews. The really messed up part is, we are only asking one question that no one seems to have the answer to. Why the fuck should we keep playing this game when we are guaranteed to lose? Give me a single reason as to why I should settle down with a modern woman. But before you open your vapid mouth, before you over cook that shell you call a brain, understand this. Whatever you think would be a good argument to this question, I've heard it all before.
"B-b-but MGTOW, don't you want the white picket fence lifestyle? Don't you want a beautiful woman who would respect and treat you like a man? Don't you want kids?! PLEASE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

If you plan on saying anything remotely close to this, I ask that you get on your knees and blow me. There is nothing left for men in the family life, you saw to that. We are done with you and your filth, because you pushed it too far. I'd love to have kids, but I can't. Because I can't bring a kid into this world who doesn't get to know what a true, wholesome family is like. I will not stand to have any woman disrespect me when she kidnaps my children and demands that I pay her to do so. "Well, NAWALT!" Again, fill your mouth with someone's junk because clearly you don't have anything worth while to say. 60+% of all marriages end in divorce, 70+% of those being initiated by a woman. I DON'T FUCKING GAMBLE MY LIFE WITH 60+% STACKED ODDS, YOU DUMB CUNTS!

(Actually 2/3)
And before I drop this mic, I want to add one more thing. If you're a woman, and you come here to virtue signal. If you make single post that has "I'm a woman, btw." I will remind you of the one and only internet commandment on the subject of gender. There are no girls on the internet, tits or GTFO. You won't be using your victim status, your gender status, or anything else of the sort around here. This is the one place in the world where you can't use your pussy to get ahead, get fucking use to it.
I'm confused by your choice of picture. It shows a woman in a dominating position and both seem to be mutually enjoying it, unless I'm somehow missing the point.

File: JQ5XaOZ[1].png (260KB, 730x454px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
260KB, 730x454px
kill yourselves you utter wastes of fucking space
33 posts and 7 images submitted.
wonder what her sentence is going to be?
probably light considering she was a juvi, and it was involuntary manslaughter
But they're small. How are they taking up space?
File: qdH7ewo[1].jpg (38KB, 278x307px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
38KB, 278x307px
>when u havin a bachelorette party with da gals and the male stripper is 6'0"

File: 1460762807951.gif (2MB, 300x262px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2MB, 300x262px
Daily reminder that you're all human beings, and as such you deserve love and respect.
21 posts and 4 images submitted.
Except if ur a nigger

Even the murderer, even the whore?
>implying murderers and whores frequent /r9k/

File: 1497636909189.png (108KB, 296x260px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
108KB, 296x260px
I slept the entire day V8VF36
54 posts and 9 images submitted.
Aya will never like you
Aya will always hate you
Aya wishes you dead
Aya says youre a sperg
Aya thinks youre creepy
Aya hates you more with each passing day
File: 1495927130600.png (63KB, 1006x625px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
63KB, 1006x625px
That's mean, how do you know?

Hang in there rem-chan, we all love you <3
he's going to just manipulate you and you already know it

File: chubs.jpg (13KB, 236x314px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
13KB, 236x314px
>tfw no belly bf

i want a nice belly to snuggle on but it will never happen just kill me
21 posts and 7 images submitted.
I am here to provide. if you're a skinny girl
I wish I could be, unless you are a faggot
How about a skelly? You can feed me while we cuddle..

File: 484406124.jpg (189KB, 594x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
189KB, 594x400px
Is there really anything worse than working in the home improvement industry?

>boomers and 6 figure faggots giving you shit about how they want their suburban deck to be built
>people obsessing over fertilizer and other useless, environmentally-ignorant 1st world problems
>old hags complaining about how their flowers didn't bloom because they watered 4 fucking times a day
22 posts and 4 images submitted.
File: image.jpg (27KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
27KB, 400x400px
>got an interview today
>monday shift is 8am to 9:30 pm
At least you can socialize, buy shit, and stand on your own two feet ( some what ).
That's bullshit, don't take that job. You CAN find something better.

You have no obligation to ruin your knees and back standing on your feet for more than 8 or 9 hours a day

File: 200_s.gif (49KB, 463x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
49KB, 463x200px
Post sad things anything about sad shit
16 posts and 5 images submitted.
No one will ever love me and I don't deserve love. I just want it so bad. I want to be able to hold someone real at night and spend time with them during the day. I just can't.
My Grandma encouraged my mom to give birth to me at 16 while my Dad's side wanted an abortion. She should have gotten an abortion. They were younger than I am now, I can't imagine having a kid. I ruined my mother's life, she couldn't even graduate on time and she had to spend her twenties focused on me and not getting a degree. And what do I do with this gift of life? Not call her on holidays or at all. It's been like a year since I last seen her, and that was because I graduated. I'm a fat sack of shit going nowhere in life.

The saddest part is that I've felt this way for a long time, and I still don't feel like contacting her.
File: 1497503727792.png (267KB, 637x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
267KB, 637x360px
Life is suffering and I've had enough of it. It's not worth living.

File: lsd.jpg (5KB, 176x132px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
5KB, 176x132px
I need my oneiti-
7 posts and 4 images submitted.
File: shinji2.jpg (45KB, 500x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
45KB, 500x400px
>caught onetis 4 years ago
>in my head every single waking moment
>break up
>another boyfriend
>lasts 2 years
>beta orbit the whole time unknowingly
>feel beta but we act like cutesy best friends in this time and when she hugged me it felt like fucking heroin
>they break up
>she starts avoiding me for some reason
>drift away from eachother
>havent seen her for a year and a half or so
>have actively tried to get over her
>cut contact (already happened anyway)
>tried to totally change myself and perspective
>going for walks
>talking to people
>trying to make new female friends
>nothing fucking works
>still think about her every day just as much as the first day i caught her oneitis

can anything even be done?
Empty your mind of all thoughts.
Let your heart be at peace.
Watch the turmoil of beings,
but contemplate their return.

Each separate being in the universe
returns to the common source.
Returning to the source is serenity.

If you don't realize the source,
you stumble in confusion and sorrow.
When you realize where you come from,
you naturally become tolerant,
disinterested, amused,
kindhearted as a grandmother,
dignified as a king.
Immersed in the wonder of the Tao,
you can deal with whatever life brings you,
and when death comes, you are ready.
that was beautiful anon

so I should do drugs?
desu I should try a psychadellic that might change something up there.

File: 1496615482290.jpg (157KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
157KB, 1280x720px
today i have consumed 8 packages of trident layers.
10 posts and 1 images submitted.
Your poop is in your head now
>chad will never chew you and blow you into a large bubble until you pop, then spit you out on the filthy ground

why even live
>today i have consumed 8 packages of trident layers.

File: comfy.jpg (45KB, 443x409px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
45KB, 443x409px
Tell me, how's life going?
45 posts and 10 images submitted.
It's Friday night and I'm all alone on a Ugandan basket weaving forum. How the fuck do you think it's going, asshole?
File: 1470416866739.jpg (31KB, 960x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
31KB, 960x720px
still alcoholic but stopped thinkin about cunts and started nofap
I want to die. I can't see my future clearly anymore, and what I can see I don't like. Life is hard, and I don't think I can take anymore.

File: sad pepe.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sad pepe.jpg
11KB, 480x360px
i cant forget that qt girl who was nice with me

we talked for 30 seconds but she was too qt and nice with me

and i will never see her again

help me
8 posts and 1 images submitted.
Same. She kept complimenting me but I didn't know how to compliment her back, so she just left never to be seen again.

I tried asking her out bros. It was a disaster. At least you always have your 'what ifs'.
Sounds like common courtesy. You didn't miss anything, anon.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (177KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
177KB, 1920x1080px
What console are you robots going to get?
31 posts and 3 images submitted.
>Cucksole more like hahahaha! Am I right /v/?
But seriously, PS4 has clearly won this generation.
i already have a ps4 for years now, why the fuck would i buy another one
neither because i hav a ps3 and don't really play video games

i was going to get a ps4 for call of duty ww2, but i thought it was going to realistic and it turns out it's not so whaddaya do, y'know.. fuck it

File: 20170616_205307.jpg (603KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
603KB, 2560x1440px
How ugly r u. Fact u cannot be a robot if ur +5'11" white or asian. Not a bot if gay trap etc.
Post ur self now bite the bullet now!
559 posts and 135 images submitted.
File: 1496796669096.png (1MB, 972x1386px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1MB, 972x1386px
cant be a robot if
Sureeee buddy whatever you say
BALDING! You're BALDING!!! You look alright now, but you won't age well. Say good night LOL
Yeah im balding quite a bit but oh well my uncle and grandfather went bald and they look fine not too worried about it. Thanks for trying to bring me down but im sure you wont look good when your old either so goodnight to you too you sorry bitter fuck.

"Geeky guys are cute! :)))"

This is what they mean when they say that.
43 posts and 14 images submitted.
>"Geeky guys are cute! :)))"
>This is what they mean when they say that.

ok :P
We are all aware.
Wrong, he's not white enough

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [4389] [4390] [4391] [4392] [4393] [4394] [4395] [4396] [4397] [4398] [4399] [4400] [4401] [4402] [4403] [4404] [4405] [4406] [4407] [4408] [4409] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.