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>>34150069
Stay the fuck away from me bitch

Stop being fat you pigfuck

>>34150069
Describe his appearance

can men be redpilled ?

:O

didn't watch your video. but I will say that an underrated aspect of women is how they start to become fans of what men like about 5-10 years after men like it (maybe cause their dads show it to them or something).

Examples: Star Wars (in the 70s, there were no female Star Wars fans. now they're incredibly common), Nerd culture in general, gurl gamers, even fuckin 4chan is an example of this. Bac in the day, there were NO! Zero fuckin women on this website. Like never ever. But now they are here. And it's not RP either. I can tell by how passive they are and how they type lol

maybe it's self aggrandizing, but I think women gradually gravitate to these things because they want to make men happy.

>>34150289
oh one more thing. that image you posted stopped me in my tracks like a fucking charging elephant shot by a deagle. how on earth can things so beautiful exist in this world

>>34150060
>What would a romance novel aimed at men be like?
anything on exhentai

>>34150060
read 19th century russian novels

>>34150060
Japanese Light Novels.

I have been in my room for 2 weeks straight now, just go downstairs once a day to cook a pack of noodles my parents usually just nod at me and say hi (they hate me) i have severe anxiety and i shake like a triggered feminist if the doorbell rings. Dont think i have had a conversation with someone that lasted longer then 2mins in like 2 years. (not even my parents)
why the fuck haven't i an heroed yet?

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>>34150104
>Dont think i have had a conversation with someone that lasted longer then 2mins in like 2 years
Shit me neither

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>>34150104
u straight hikkikomori

robot

>>34149993
contribute then OP
ogriano

>>34149993
charge your battery. jesus fuck why does every fucking phoneposter do this shit

>>34149993
>not working overtime- even if its paid
>leaving behind work for others to do
>taking extended breaks even when its busy
>Not knowing how to do your job but still getting paid

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water. It's healthy and plentiful.

Cherry cola it's delicious.

What fast-food restaurant should i order from guys?

>>34150029
order from? Well, Pizza is always a good choice, but if you want to watch your health see if your local chinese place does delivery.

extremely cozy right now also extremely depressed

>>34149958
This thread is now fucking dead. Go home, guys.

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>>34150039
nice try anon too cozy

>>34150016
I'm sorry you're not happy anonkun

That's adorable!! Thank u

>>34149870
does it really usb heat?
it looks so eager for cummies!

>>34149870
Imma give it to my sister thank you OP!!

>>34149865
Must be real tough, roastie. Fuck off back to /soc/.

>>34149865

Start liking them. It really is that simple.

>>34149925
ITS NOT THAT SlMPLE

>>34149855
>need to cut hair
Why tho?

>>34149855
come on anon you can do it
its only for a bit and then you can go home dont even think about it too much
most of the things that worry you dont even cross the normalfags minds and even if you did the most autistic thing in the universe at most they would talk about it after you leave for 5 minutes and then never again

>>34149886
this post accurately represents my preferred response to OP as well
original desu

>>34149852
gf went out last night and didn't text me at all until like fucking lunch time today and I mentioned it and she shrugged it off. life is pretty tough

>>34149871
banged a black guy. she feels no remorse.

>>34149871
I do that to my gf all the time

>>34149827
This is what happens when you remove bloody hand to hand warfare from the world.

These guys would've gotten big and strong from working farms all day and then gone to war and been celebrated for their valor in combat.

Instead they get coddled by society and their families, forced to sit in classrooms wasting away, and the only outlet for their natural violent and competitive nature is a virtual one. (This is also why top competitive gamers are usually Asian or European, in America such traits are usually identified at a young age and these kids are put into sports programs.)

That room looks like it stinks

>>34149827
>t. buttmad casual

>>34149818
like jerking it to corpses fantasies?
or jerking it to someone who's being turned into a corpse?

Iktf.

I had dreams of killing several people last night.

>>34149845
I jerk off to becoming a corpse.

>>34149722
the cuck that's taking it

Girl, because I have the same jeans

the one that doesn't appear in the photo because is too scared and apathetic to go outside and is probably shitposting on /r9k/

>>34149698
Eat dookie it tastes like magic this time of year

>>34149698
I put on headphones with an audio clip of people screaming in terror on loop with my eyes closed

>>34149698
I like to brouse bestgore