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A eulogy, by poet Susan Christensen

I'm sitting on the porch
Wind blowing through my hair
The ducks are frolicking in the pond
But I just can't seem to care.
Life goes on around me
I don't participate
I go through all the motions
But what I really do is wait.

I dream about the day
That you'll come home to me
Nothing else is important
Why can't people see?

I don't want to go out
I don't want to have fun
I don't want to do a thing
Until all is said and done.

They took you in the summer
Now fall is almost finished
Winter will be here very soon
And then the year will have diminished.

You have no idea how much I cry
I never let you know
It's so hard out here without you
But I'm not allowed to let it show.

I must pretend all is fine
Everyone thinks all's okay
But what I never ever tell them
Is that I cry for you every day.

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With the depature of our dearly beloved server owner, @sealpug, we humbly request that he return home to us. Such an untimely demise on the day of the server's anniversary has held heavy in our hearts, and we cherish all the memories we once had with you, friend.

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Our final cry, a haiku for @sealpug:

We really miss you
You were never a numale
Refugees Welcome

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>>38613019
no he fucked lots of womens and had really no realistic reason to be sad other than his daddy touched him

he was most likely killed

Nah. He had six kids.

I don't think anyone has ever said that. Never happened.

>>38612654
It does happen, women are the primary target. Maybe it hasn't happened to you.

Because by normal convention and a generation treaty you never signed up for:
You are supposed to breed another 2-3 workerdrones so your and especially THEIR retirement gets paid for, and society can go on as they claim it should.

Too little, too late. Its fucked already and will only go worse, in a slow, boring ass way.

i feel you op

we're nothing but a walking fetish thanks to porn

You gotta sneak it up on them. Start by adding foreplay to your encounters. Then hold them after under the guise of wanting Round 2. Then as they get more comfortable and start expecting you to spoon them you start putting on a movie afterwards, "just to entertain during the recharge." That builds to eventually "hey, I'm hungry. let's get take out first." Eventually you'll be going to dinner and meeting without the intent of rearranging her organs or getting her pregnant!

>>38611973
>white women actually want to have sex with you
lucky you. i'm a blackbot in norway. almost none of the women here like black guys, let alone the pretty ones.

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the aforementioned template

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>>38610711
>tfw no qt gf that genuinely loves me

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literally perfectttttto

is it autism if you do autistic things

Am I ill if I know I know I have Aids ?
Come on nigger.

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>>38609752
Yep, you still probably have a mental illness/disorder. Don't come to conclusions until you have been diagnosed though. Although I think I see what you mean. I have BPD and sometimes I'm not aware of when it's taking control but theres also moments where I do notice it and I try to prevent myself from blowing up in someones face and doing some stupid shit

>>38608083
>I'm relatively healthy
>I have a creative outlet
>My parents love me and want the best for me

>>38608083
aww that's really nice anon! what instrument?

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>>38608114
Those sure are some great things. Keep reminding yourself to do your best!

>>38608117
You didn't say three positive things about yourself, but that's okay! I like to play guitar, and my synths. But I sure do miss playing my saxophone and flute.

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Anon,

I'm currently transferring my focus to something a little more profitable and won't be able to draw any more porn for a few weeks.

-C

>>38607929

Dear B,

I promised myself I wouldn't talk to you again for my sake, but I still have questions. Why did you just quit? There was no reason to and everything was perfect. Over half of my life was dedicated to you and I would've done anything to make you happy. How could you betray me like that? I thought you were different from other women. I guess you showed me. The bitter pills of fate have demonstrated how cruel the world can be and I resent you for this. I loved you with every part of me and now it's gone. I'll never be whole again because of you. I remember everything, all of the laughter, all of the cuddling, crying, and all of the love. There's still a part of me that cherishes you deeply even if I don't want to. I honestly hate you at this point. My smile was taken long ago and if you still care please don't ever let me know. I honestly don't have words to describe how I feel about you anymore. You completely blindsided me. I'm just empty now. I'm a husk of myself and I just live like a void until I remember you and I begin to sob. sometimes I don't cry and I just punch a wall to feel the pain and get the anger out. I think I'm going to go. I'm tired and I haven't slept the past few days. Please stay out of my dreams, It hurts when I wake up.

From, P.

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Dear K, I don't expect you to apologize but I wish you'd use me sexually for a while. It would be satisfying for both of us and it may shed some light on peculiarities that are in both of our lives.

Yep, I mainly stick to the eroge stuff though, where the romance doesn't usually matter

Pretty much all I do in my free time is play eroge. Its the only keeping some good feelings in my hollow soul.

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>>38607180
Pretty much only played If my heart had wings.
All others have been cheap ass bullshit with horrible dialogues and not very immersive story.
Where's your pic related from?

80% of women 20% of men

>>38606234
Because a small number of guys have tons of sex with many different women

THE VEGETARIAN SAID MCDONALDS WAS BAD FOR ME THE VEGETARIAN LIED THE VEGETARIAN MADE MY BROTHER CRY THE VEGATARIAN DIED

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>>38605984
I could very easily set up a date with a random tinder slut literally right now

But I'm still lusting after these girly e-boys every day, I think it's my destiny

tfw guys on tinder are all masc

>>38605984
not really prison gay just gay

don't encourage people to be prison gay desu

>>38605984
Do prison gays want a real relationship or just sex? Are they more or less sex crazed than normalfaggots?

Hey how's everyone doing? I'm currently contemplating if I should make the plunge for college in the spring or wait a full year.

>>38605751
Both my imoutos ran away. Now it's just my little bro with my parents

Do you think it's all still worth it?

>listening to dr. Dick by E-rotic
>swiveling rhythmically in my chair
>getting mad that the threads I enjoy never bump

>just took dog for a walk
>tired but gotta eat/shower before work

Oh well

>>38604871
>Eating homemade beef stew and peppered jasmine rice.
>Watching a twitch streamer
>Playing skyrim.
>Snapchatting a sub slut.

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>>38604783
There have been at least 2 actually, but they died quick because the board now only talks about cocks and in general shitty b8

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>>38604873
originaI links?

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>>38605022
i fucking hate this fiIter

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/xbeelzebub

Autistic loser looking for people to talk to about how much life sucks

I missed going to these threads a year ago
r9k's gotten so much more cancerous since then

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pls respond i want friends so bad