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>>34787620

Nihilism is bullshit.

>>34787625
I guess, im more of an absurdist
but i just like the quotes, they make me laugh

>>34787620
Sleep tight original egger

>>34787581
Post pics of the nigger cum dumpster stacy pls

>>34787581

I actually had a girlfriend last year that cheated on her nigger boyfriend to sleep with me, I wasn't even aware that she had a boyfriend until he chimped out when he saw us at a bar together. He confronted me with his nog friends and I ended beating the shit out of him then told her to get fucked dead. She used to say weird things about blacks I remember like "you know not allll black guys have huge dicks" so I'm pretty sure the BBC wasn't so B or else she wouldn't have cheated on him, right?

>>34787581
Wow did this dude just raw her while the pudgy guy on the left watched? Is she feeling dirty/ashamed/disgusted with herself. This picture almost literally stinks of cheap hotel room, sweat, and low morals. Yuck, I need to go wash my eyes now.

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I can eat tendies while blindfolded.

I can lick popsicles while asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSUmEHspR2U

I still can't believe the recipe was leaked

>>34787558
Chad is probably fucking her in the bathroom RIGHT NOW

Wow, really makes you think...

>>34787558
>met the greatest girl in the world
>met the normiest girl in the world
There, corrected it for you

>>34787558
Love isnt real. Its just a word. Feelings are weakness.

>>34787487
that's what we all want buddy

>>34787487
>I WANT A CUTE AND SEXY AND SMART AND QUIRKY AND INTELLIGENT WOMAN WHO CAN CUDDLE WITH ME WATCH MOVIES WITH ME COOK FOOD FOR ME HAVE CHILDREN FOR ME AND SATISFY ALL OF MY SEXUAL NEEDS AND NOT BOTHER ME WITH HER'S AND I WILL LIVE A GOOD LIFE WITH A GOOD JOB WITH HER AND OUT CHILDREN AND OUR DOG IN A RELAXING AND COMFORTABLE HOUSE

>>34788399
Its fully okay to want those things. You're obviously never going to get it, but that doesn't invalidate the desire.

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tfw modern womemes are so unbelievably vain and self obsessed that MUAs and make up culture is an actual thing and they pretend like it's something artistic/creative as opposed to another way to feel better than their fellow womemes/make themselves feel like celebrities

>>34787440
>>34787507
thats more instagram/ youtube culture actually, the overdone looks Manny/Nikki/etc use only look good in photos. "real" makeup artists usually prefer natural looks to accentuate their features. and all hobbies are just to waste time and make yourself look cool to be honest.

>>34787440
it's getting disgusting desu, not sure how normies can deal with this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHhAncH1mZU

>>34787413
arthur intro music desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zkX6kfnWbk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N92q1snvMYc

I've read a lot but my favourites are Narcissu 1 and 2.

>>34787382
watashi no nihongo nouryoku ha heta sugi kara VN ga yomenai ;_;
jinsei ha kurushii

If you liked G-Senjou no Maou you should probably play Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo if you get a chance. They're both akabesoft2 and if you like one you'll probably like the other.

Currently preparing for an ~eventually~ run of ever17 that I've been putting off forever. Also hype as hell for eventually playing steins;gate 0

dude that SCREAMS "i'm a fag"

i wish my bf would wear stuff like that, he has a nice ass. albeit hairy.

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>>34787380
we prefer this kind of underwear, and body

well i know for sure that umass AKA zoomas is literally just a huge party school so

Go to a Community College.

>>34787495
THIS

Seriously, if I could change one thing of the past 6 years, it'd be choosing to go to community college for a year or two and then transferring to a bigger school.

Loans and debt are no fucking joke.

i know youre out there somewhere goddamn it

REEEEEE i cant connect to omegle again

>>34787365
if you're a fembot, just leave the poor guy be. you know you'll just get bored and fuck him over.

I always fail in "real time" situations but I've gotten a few back by busting out their car and house windows etc. I never got caught because I wait months after the incident to actually get revenge.

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>>34787349
Yep actually

Yes. When i get drunk i will fucking ruin people. Normies call me savage.

>be too drunk
>get removed from strip club
>some trendy queers in line laugh. one fatty laughs and says 12 year olds arent allowed in clubs
>tell her neither are cows so she shouldnt be laughing
>carl the cuck looking bf says something i dont remember
>tell him its not a gay club so they should both just fuck off
Apparently i sounded like i was gonna fucking murder them. I get intense when drunk

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As for what I played recently that I enjoyed as an escape, I liked Valley. It was a short, beautiful game with good music that I finished in a day or two. It wasn't too hard and collectibles don't matter much, so I'd recommend not stressing about it and just progressing as fast as you feel like and exploring only as much as you want.

>>34787347
>What have you played recently that you really liked?
Honey Select

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I just bought Final Fantasy XIV but I have a shit internet connection where I live. It maxes out at 90 kb/s. So I have devised this ingenious solution:

>bring my laptop to the college library
>download the 24 GB game
>move the game onto a flash drive
>move the game from the flash drive onto my computer at home
>tether my phone to the computer with USB plug
>use AT&T mobile data to play FFXIV with a 3 mb/s connection

These bastard ISP motherfuckers won't run a better cable through my swamp so I have to get creative.

A shower.

>>34787321
shower and if your hair is thick enough comb it all to one side and vomb the front up in a sort of wave

>>34787321
It's fine/thin. It's weighed down by grease. You need to use about double the shampoo and use it everyday.

>>34787319
Why do you care? You don't even have a girlfriend

>>34787319
Man I was starting to shake hard from not having any bog pills to throw down

Someone want to give me a
>brief refresher
>a summarization
>a short duration
>concise in expression

On who this gentlemen is?

>>34787319
Op, tell me the answer to question in your picture