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She looked kind of like Sigourney Weaver

>>38235390

My mom literally destroyed every single photo of herself from when she was young.

My mom was a traditional country qt, would've dated her in a heartbeat. She's nearing 50 now and is real chunky, so is dad. They are very happy with each other and I Love them both very much. Great parents too.

It's called a q-tip retard

>>38235408
those are not for your ears you silly

You could use a knife and slice them open to reach further in

Not much buddy pal just making some online friend mates on the net

Yeah guess these dweb geeks are to busy engaged in lies to hear the real grand conspiracy

That is a real unfortunate disappointment shame that the poor livestock will never get to learn the pen is opened by lifting the bar, this conspiracy is so extreme people have been institutionalized who know it

>>38235300
Get her off by playing with her boobs
Then get her off by playing with her pussy
By then, she'll be satisfied so she'll just want to make sure that YOU are able to cum

>>38235300
If you cum early, who cares.

You have a mouth and hands....use them. Honestly oral feels fucking amazing. Slip a finger into her pussy and asshole (if she's into that) and start a rocking motion. At the same time lick her clit....vary the tempo.

It honestly feels better than sex sometimes.

>>38235300
Catch a nice buzz first. It'll numb you up a bit and you'll lay pipe like a Mexican laborer

Non-Meme answer: Reddit and Tumblr moved in and started literally pushing gayboy + tranny propaganda to turn the "prison gay" virgins into "regular gay" virgins. Since gays and trannies can't reproduce, this is how they do it: by spreading their propaganda

memes are units of propaganda

>>38235271
there as always a lot of fags on 4chan, the question is why do they end up here. It's probably because /b/ is trash now

>>38235338
I just told you. They ended up here because they (correctly) assume(d) that /r9k/ is the most receptive to their proselytizing.
>h-hey fellow luckless-in-love virgins
>berginas and the women attached to them sure are mean, huh?
>you know what's just as good as puttin yer dingus in a bergina?
>BOIPOOCHY(tm)

It's literally a case of "hey these virgins are desperate enough to lap up our propaganda". Lots of the fags who either have become tranny chasers or trannies themselves have done so as a sort of "last resort" because they're that desperate for some kind of other-than-platonic attention.

working out makes you confident

>>38235207
everyone knows at some level that looks are everything

>>38235222
>working out makes you confident
Lol I enjoy telling virgins this meme too

If it's some roastie telling you "OMG THANKS FOR THE FEATURE ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED XANAX PANERA BREAD IN THIS ISSUE OF ROASTIE QUARTERLY" then you don't have to reply.

"it was no problem at all, thanks for featuring my work. if you need anything else, just email me.

sincerely, anon"

>>38235201
There's a book all about these kinds of things. It's called "How to Say it."

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Can't be diagnosed for depression because poor but I'm 99% sure I am

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>>38235146
>at what age does potential stop mattering
after high school ends its time to end it, not just because you didn't get laid or whatever but because it never gets better or easier to have friends or a relationship, you may think right now your lfie is ok because you have become accustomed to it but one night as a normie would make your life look like utter shit in all honesty. juust having friends you can laugh and joke with, share a silence with whilst listening to msuic, or even just talking to a girl and smiling at her occasionally is better by a million percent. its time for me to end it.

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i used to smoke wee alone but then it triggered anxiety and i cant even drink alcohol anymore

>>38235094
>Why do people say girls are quiet and sweet
they are at first when/if they are attracted to you

>>38235116
The majority of girls I know either boss me around or try to get me to act girly

>>38235148
You attract what you act like

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Yes. And I prefer this to being a drone.

>>38235055
>>38235112
>I'm not like everyone else guys
>I'm unique

>>38235128
no he's just saying he would rather not be an ignorant piece of shit.

I try to eat as little as possible for each meal so I had toast and some water
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>>38235029
can you just explain what it is you are eating?

>>38235064
This isn't my image, I saw it posted here yesterday in a similar thread. I just had some yogurt and nuts with coffee for breakfast.

>>38234959
Drink booze. The rest will follow.

Be Benny Hill.

just be yourself bro maybe look into plastic surgery idk

>>38234945
Apparently the majority of the board wants to fuck that thing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12185246/r

>>38234945
This is someone's son*

oregano

>tfw don't even need to be a tranny to be a disappointment to my father

Because they want to senpai

>>38234763
they call it "body art" fucking degenerates

It might very well be low self-esteem. When people are insecure about something they often try to cover it, so they wear hats.

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>>38234739
same here. it's usually with music since a lot of the music I listen to is gabber
>what are ya listening to anon? video game music?
sometimes I am listening to game soundtracks because they're fucking good and I can't say shit.
I usually just laugh it off but you could just tell him you're a little bitch and would like him to stop.

I suggest that you learn to handle the banter, you probable American

>>38235260
I do but it's pretty constant
Talking like 5 times a day