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>mommy found the rakia bottle in my room
>promised her I won't drink anymore
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Rakia is disgusting
T. Albanian
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>>37575156
>zerg robot
What would turn you into a robot? Are you the only /r9k/ poster from Albania?
Rakia is the easiest accessible drink here, I just want to get tipsy and happier, not to enjoy the taste.
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>>37575189
Body deformities, ugly face and lack of self confidence. Ive been working on the latter for the past two years since one of my jobs requires me to speak in front of an audience at least twice a week.
The rest are still the same though.
Rakia is cheap here as well. 8000 lek ($7) for a litre and a half. You ve got to be carerul though because some peasant sugar the fuck out of it to raise the alchool level and cheapen out on grapes.
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Senior writer at Newsweek caught with hentai tab
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Hahahahahhahhha busted
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i mean the guy is a well known pedophile. look into him, he literally paid a little kid like 5 grand to fuck him and tell his story.
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its not like you fags dont want hentai
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You know, he might of had that tab open on purpose, and this is simply an attempt at memeing gone completely wrong.
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I have no comprehension of intimate relationships and I am too scared to start learning
>have immense guilt at every mildly negative thing I say in conversation
>shitty weird disturbing female-incompatible sense of humor I can't help but sperg out
>too scared to talk to any females due to the constant pressure of them analyzing me as a potential partner, running the risk of destroying any possible thing going for them
how does anyone succeed at this game?
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i have this with platonic male friends to an extent
with women it's simply game over
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>>37575041
agreed, i can't even explain how I have the one friend I do now, it just kind of happened out of nowhere. fuck, he even thought i was a gullible faggot when I first met him.
but there isn't a social stigma to "ask" people to be your friend and a trivial acceptance/denial thing that ruins connections, let alone the complex partial incompatibility between males and females
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Start drinking before you talk to girls. Liquor always help robots get laid.
>he doesn't sleep naked
>he doesn't cum in the sheets and let it dry
whats your excuse?
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>>37575017
>still living with parents who clean the sheets for me
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>>37575033
how the fuck can you stand the dry cum stench?
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>>37575040
i don't smell anything. if i have a problem of smelling someone at work will tell me.
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>Ask out over 1000 women over the past year
>Not a single one accepts
>Normies on here will still blame me because it's apparently my fault they all want Chad instead of me
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>>37574942
It isn't fair, Anon. It just isn't.
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Maybe it's because you view them as objects you can use and not people
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you ask out at least 2 women a day??? if you even hav the courage to do this you are a normie faggot fuck out of here
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Hey guys. I've been meaning to get this off my chest and you guys do what you want but, I used to have a brony phase a while ago. It didn't go too far I wasn't getting any merchandise but I avidly enjoyed the show. I feel retarded saying it but I used to love MLP. One day my friend caught me and yelled it to everyone at my birthday party. He ruined my party. I tried to explain myself saying it "was just like a Disney cartoon" I shudder just thinking about it. I talked bout my favorite ponies at school with fellow watchers. I realize now that's why I only had one gf and she never knew about it. I've recovered but it still haunts me, memories of dumb quotes and the Disney thing really makes me regret. I've moved since then and don't have to deal with it luckily. I just was remembering and felt like you guys needed a good cringe.anyone else have a cringey phase? (Pic unrelated)
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Same here, I watched it like 4 years ago too, but you have to realize that it doesn't actually matter because it is literally a cartoon.
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Everybody regrets stuff they did when they were younger. It's part of growing up.
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>>37574834
it's just a fucking cartoon, nobody should care if you like it or not.
fucking normies and their bandwagoning bullshit
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How is community college like? Especially the social aspect
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Kind of like highschool in terms of the actual work being done, atleast at the one I go to and you don't need to interact with anyone if you don't want to. You'll have a good bit of free time inbetween classes also.
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Just finished Spring semester and it was better than high school that's for sure. Most people don't talk to each other class. Also, most of the friends I met were from joining clubs.
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Social aspect, uhhh...what social aspect?
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fucking normies
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>>37574731
Fuck that blue shit
/r9k/ is a blood board.
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>>37574731
JEWWWWWWWSSSSS
FUCK THE JEWWWWWIIUUYGTETET
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>>37574896
whats up bitch. BK nigga. fuck bloods.
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There is a God, and He despises us.
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>>37574693
No, you abandoned Him.
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>>37575067
>mfw only half my face looks like that
lawd why...
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>>37575081
Lift weights and run miles faggot, you can do it.
tfw you will never feel the bittersweet pleasure of a pinecone filling up your ass while it gently pokes your insides
What do I do robots? there are no pine trees where i live
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buy some, that should fix your problems
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>>37574605
I'll mail you one if you buy me a steam game
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>>37574653
OP I'm abounding thread in 5 minutes. Offer is fading respond fast
Why don't you get yourself a hot gamer gf?
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I have a rash on my dick.
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>you'll never get railed in mid-air by a qt q3 pgm gamergirl
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>>37574490
Because playing vidya is a red flag.
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I think I'm a dormant chad.
Several girls at uni have called me cute but they all say I'm a little too chubby.
Should I hit the gym robots?
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Do you really need to ask that?
Hit the gym!
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>>37574409
no, attain more mass then hit the gym
there's always tomorrow anon...
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>>37574409
Don't change yourself for thots anon, they're just trying to control as many aspects of your life as they can without being directly involved in it
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Why don't women ever have any hobbies or passions?
No, just watching Netflix and reading books doesn't count
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>>37574407
men need personalities to appear desirable to women
women just need some looks to appear desirable to men
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>>37574407
having hobbies makes you a normalfag
if you have the capacity to enjoy and be good at anything you're just a fucking normie and you don't belong here
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>>37574407
Does your average guy have hobbies or passions? Does your average robot?
Anime, porn, vidya, and browsing an Australian soap sculpting forum don't count.
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>nephew starts talking about DBZ again
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>>37574369
so what, all little kids like dragonball
don't bully him just because he's not up to your elitist standards
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>>37574369
>Not talking about DB Super
>Not praising /ourkai/
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>>37574369
Debate that little faggot and drill into him that Cell Games was the best saga and SSJ2 Kid Gohan is the best character
Anyone else here legitimately misogynists or are you all just a bunch of faggots trying to post your shitty Pepe memes?
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>>37574359
I mean I probably have some underlying unconscious misogyny, but nothing most would classify as actual misogyny.
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I genuinely do not like women
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>>37574359
Well I have a lot of hate and dislike for people in general, so it's kinda hard for me to tell if I'm actually a misogynist or if it's just my background rate of hate. If I was pushed I'd say that I am a misogynist in a weak sense, ie. I don't hate women a priori, but I do seem to hate more women than men.