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Recently I started to goto movies alone, disabled my birthday on Facebook to see who'd remember it (only family did) and been gyming it almost exclusively alone 2 years (bar friends wanting to train together sometimes).

Through all of this I learnt I actually enjoy my own company, despise relying on people and love not dealing with people's quirks in social settings.

But am I becoming some sorta social recluse or just becoming the 2.0 better version of myself? Curious.
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you sound like a confident person
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>>35236701
Shit i want to go see some movies alone soon. Can you tell me more about the experience. Do you get weird looks?
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>>35236812
First time I saw a movie alone I sat in the middle, near the edge during peak hour, the first thing I thought was - the lights are right on me and people are probably watching me at the back, but that honestly went away after a minute and the film started.

Second time was the other day, I got there as the trailers were starting so it was already dark when I walked in, sat a little higher up (felt more commanding), I had my bag next to me with comfy food and put my legs up (it was mostly empty at the time I went).

No weird looks, I'm starting to think why this is a social activity since u shouldn't talk to anyone anyway during the film- I've given weird looks to people that have talked during a movie in the past before. Try it.

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What is your excuse for not having one of these at home?
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But i have them,my logic is,if a normie tries to bully me again i will be strong to defend myself,i watch bjj videos and do some training 3 times/week,feels good,i think i can beat any normie.
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>>35236678
Because milk jugs filled with sand are better.
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>>35236678

I do though. I lift 4 days a week.

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Reminder: If your body doesn't look like this, no woman will ever really want to have sex with you.
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>>35236596
I'm chubby with a pretty good dick but had good hair and face and banged pretty hot girls
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>>35236596
can confirm. I'm a 2/10 fembot and even I won't settle anything less than that guy

:^)
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In a perfect world, most men would be beta providing cucks and a couple alfas would impregnate all women.

So why doesn't this work irl?

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what do people think of the new season? pretty good t b h

https://myanimelist.net/profile/memepolice
also i changed a lot of my ratings
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Nice favorite manga anon, I'm too lazy to link my MAL on my phone but it's Rance-sama add me.
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>>35236567
shit taste dude
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>>35236591
>Jun 19, 1998
lol
>>35236605
suck my dick faggot

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>first time talking to a female (other than mom) in 4 years
>stutter like a retard
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>idolizing and worshiping the existence of women so much you cant function as a human being around one
They're a walking bag of meat that poops and breathes like you retard what are you so afraid of
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>>35236588
They don't poop exactly like me. They don't have to lift their gargantuan penis and place it across their legs so it doesn't dangle into the doo doo stream. Right?
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>move into a new apartment
>next door neighbour is a 3.14 qt
>manage to say "hi" while walking past
>she starts a conversation
>ohshit.jpg
>hands soaked with sweat, never talked with a 3.14 qt before
>Gonna be alpha, start talking shit about the landlord, and how he looks like hes about to kill himself
>"but anon, thats my dad! I cant believe you can say such things"
>slams the door in my face


Sorry for bad english, not my first language

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Why don't you go dogging?
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It's a pastime for ugly old cunts
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what kind of shoes are they all wearing? are they waterproof?
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>>35236697
look like regular normie shoes to mee

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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!

Oooga booga if if if uhhhh uhh ahhhh ahh if if if

Okie doke!
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ifif ifi i fi fi fi fi fi
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is this a bot or does someone just do this for funsies?
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>>35236493
buttmad obongobot detected

>Can't quit 4chan because it made you WOKE to roasties, bad women, bad media, etc taught you things
>Need to quit 4chan because you spend so much time posting and never get anything done
AHHHHHH
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>having things that need to be done

wtf normie gtfo
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Quitting 4chan is never going to happen. I always come back.
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>post cp
>get banned
>????
>profit!

>noticeably less blood from brushing teeth

How's your dental health going robots?
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>>35236359
FUNNY THING WHENEVER I GO ON A BENDER MY TEETH ARE FINE AND SHIT BUT WHEN IM SOBER THEY ARE ALL SHITTY AND BLOODY ALCOHOL KEEPS YOUR TEETH CLEAN
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I bought one of those expensive electric brushes and I really have noticed an improvement in my gum health. Maybe it's just because I'm brushing more regularly to justify the fact that I spent $70+ on a fucking toothbrush.
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I only brush my teeth every 3-5 days.
I only shower every 1-2 weeks. Longest I went was 6 months.

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>Be me.
>Be at home.
>Have female working in home.
>Be horny.

Wat do?
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Be a gentleman and ask her out if she's at least 6/10. Why ask a place like 4Chan?
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>>35236344
>Have female working in home.
what does she do that she is working in your home?
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>>35236374

I'm renting a new build, and the landlord has sent her over to fill in the cracks on the walls and then paint them.

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Hey, you fuckin normie faggots, still shitposting I see.
Don't have any other place to post something like this, so get your lopatkas ready for some blyni.
Who here ugly as fuck? There should be some robots left, right?
>so ugly I make kids uncomfortable and hostile
>sometimes not only kids
>look like a rapist sandnigger and cartoon villain mix
>face become asymmetric
>I open my eyes quite wide, big iris, big pupil
>look really creepy when I smile
>bad skin
>really oily hair (yes, I wash my head every morning, it doesn't help)
>cut my hair short and now look even more creepy
>now when I smile I look like a monsters from japanese horror mangas/rpgs
>tired, depressed tone on face
>in addition to this I'm also a beta, nervous manlet, which adds to the creepiness for normies
>mental problems
Top this
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I revel in it, I want to be left alone anyway so it suits me just great.
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>>35237101
I want to beat up kids
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I am so ugly i piss off women just by existing near them.

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I just want to say I love you all. Seriously. I've been through so much shit and unhappiness and I know what it's like. I can relate. But I love you, because you are true soldiers fighting through the depths of despair and that makes you heroes. Love you love you love you. :)
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Fucking normie, leaveeee you fuck
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>>35236742
Im not a disgusting normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35236248
True robots support each other, that should be what r9k is, helping fellow robots out, whether it's advice, or just someone to talk to.

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Are men who masturbate to anime girls degenerate?
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>>35236113

The answer is yesu.
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men who masturbate to anything else than their own imagination are degenerate.
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>>35236113
Men who masturbate to anything are degenerate

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Why haven't you joined a cult yet?
>Surrounded by people who care about you
>Clear life purpose
>Sex cults are common
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>sex cult
>thinking a robot would want to participate in that degenerate shit
Get the fuck out normalfag
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our society is already a sex cult and honestly im not impressed.
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>>35236107
>Why haven't you joined a cult
Where do you think you are?

>Howdy partner, would you like to buy some cookies?
>You're not one of those creepy virgin rapists I've been hearing about? By tarnation those types ain't ken to kindly 'round these parts ya hear
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What the fuck. The picture and your choice of words. This thread is schizophrenic.
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>>35236093
This has to be the most fucked up shit ive seen on 4chan in months
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>>35236093
>virgin rapists
They're probably young enough to be this stupid

Fucking roasties

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