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>too stupid for STEM
>not interested in anything else
Anyone know this feel?
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If you have an interest in something, you should stick to the work and you will be successful.
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>>36799210
use your innate autism power to study hard and you can achieve anything
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im smoke enough pot everyday to knock out an elephant and im still retaining a 3.0 gpa in cs.

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Post ending in 13 decides what I fap to.

What I fapped to last
https://xhamster.com/movies/7269420/asian_almost_crying_squirting_over_cock.html?embed=related&from=player_related

please no gay, trap, 2d or anything illegal. (OP) will deliver.
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2d lesbian milfs
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>>36799184

http://moth3rless.com/2976FFB

here you go.
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>>36799231

31 should be close enough.

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>Be 20 year old kissless virgin
>Finally had girl from uni class over yesterday
>Been together 2 weeks
>3rd_Date.wav
>Make out on couch
>Today is the day
>She reaches into my pants
>Say something autistic, ruin the mood completely
>She is shocked, I've been keeping on the normie mascarade around her so far
>She leaves, not happy at all
>Hasn't returned my messages or calls at all
>I know for a fact she's looked at her phone, she posted in our uni group chat a few hours ago
What do I do, lads? I don't intend to aquire wizard powers and I've had a crush on her for 2 years. I just want to get some poon. Do I have to be romantic with flowers or some shit?
Also general self-cockblock thread I guess.
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no you fucked herself, dont bother her anymore youve lost.
Anymore and itll be extremely awkward and will
think that youre a stalker.
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What did you say OP? It is very important to properly assess the situation.
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>36799181
this
more information needed

>try to get a hotel room
>they're booked
HOW THE FUCK IS MY LUCK ALWAYS THIS BAD?
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Should've used the hotels app instead of actually walking up to the front desk.
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>>36799110
I tried calling them. Either way, I wanted to wait till the last minute to see if I could get a good deal. Unfortunately, every single time I've ever gotten a hotel room, there's been some random event going on.
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>>36799150
Well I'm sure it's not the only hotel in the area. Just use one of the many vacation or trip planner apps and I'm sure you'll find a room somewhere.

>tfw you're too weird and autistic to be a normalfag
>tfw you're also too normal and socially conscious to be a real robot

What should I do
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>>36799015
>too normal and socially conscious to be a real robot
Welcome to /r9k/ on 4chan
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Kill urself

Oregano Oreganello
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>>36799015
You post here, and disregard all the spiteful losers who have never been close to a woman. Just direct them to:
>>wizchan.org

where they belong

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Why doesn't 4chan create a board in the vein of Reddit's r/4chan? They could call it /reddit/, and on /reddit/ you are only allowed to post screencaps of threads from Reddit. I can only imagine the butthurt it would cause Redditors. I think this would be a great idea because then we could all laugh at how cucked the average redditor is. What do you guys think? Is it a good idea? How could it be improved?
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>>36798875
That's only going to bring in more redditors who think they're in good company.
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>>36798875

Does r/4chan really bother you? Does it hurt your feelings?
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>>36798896
You mean like >>>/s4s/ did

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Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
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yeah, at the end it wasn't really worth it, since when I needed him the most he wasn't there
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>>36798856
I would give an arm to any of my friends or family without hesitation, and would probably give it to a stranger depending on the circumstance. I already hate myself so the best outcome in my mind is sacrificing my existence for others.
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Yes, anon. (You).

You can't escape your sins, you know.
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you will at 360 degrees
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>>36798740
>implying this isn't why I am anxious as fuck all the time due to me trying but not being able to believe in God yet having the fear of hell ingrained in me
I fucking wish I was raised in an Atheist family and not an evangelical one. That way if I ever got this fucked I would have more of a chance of believing and not experiencing personally all the retarded shit that evangelicals actually believe that made me bitter and skeptical.
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>>36798740
I have voices in my head and my family is heavily religious and believe in demons and keeping torah laws

I just wanted to be happy.

i just...

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How do I find motivation for life?

I haven't attended any of my classes for the last week.
I keep cancelling and avoiding social situations.
I just recently ran out of food in my house and can't be bothered to get more.
I just lay around in bed and sometimes roll over to my computer but even that's just too much effort at times.

I apologize for the edgy rhetoric, but why shouldn't I just let myself waste away to nothing?
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>>36798709
I need advice too bump
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>>36798709
it doesn't matter man, you can just rot in your basement because you are a loser and no one will bat an eye, you are doing people a favor by staying out of their reach where you can't leech them.
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>when a dearth of humanity means nobody cares as countless people rot to death in forgotten corners of the world

rot to death in plainer view
and call it performance art

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>toys for kids with developmental issues are now beanie baby esque trendy products for millenials

Normies really are just fucking horrible. At least they'll stop clicking and spinning these things everywhere in about two weeks give or take.
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>>36798693
>in about two weeks

>implying they'll last that long
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I keep hearing stories from a relativd that kids from my old high school get into stupid arguments over these fidget spinners. About how better one's is based on the material, or how cool the tricks they can pull off.
I've never seen them, but the stories make them out to seem to be a pretty dumb fad.
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still in highschool huh? in the real world i have never seen these.

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All I want is to have those beautiful buns caress my face
If I can't have that then what's the point to life?
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that is one big round perfect soft comely shapely gorgeous amazing ass gift wrapped and displayed on my computer screen and all I can do is feel sad I will never know what it's like to fuck it
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>>36798722
That's life, OP.
Your poor hedonistic desires will never be satisfied so you best learn to live without them.
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I would latch on so hard you'd need a crowbar to remove my lips from her anus

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>Be me
>18
>Only one girl in my school that I like
>I'm too awkward to say anything though
>Ask my friend for advice about it and he mentions that he kind of likes her too but won't get in my way.
>Two weeks later I notice they start spending a lot more time together
>A week after that I confront him about it and he tells me they've started dating
Actually fuck, this shit I'm now a cuck pretty much because my friend is a cunt.
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He acted. You didn't.

Now tell me who deserves her more?
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If you dont make any sort of move for 2 weeks you cant be mad at your friend for doing it
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>>36798643
the arrogant guy who did it to spite me?

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https://wwoofhawaii.org/
Anyone heard of this before? I'm going to do it. I've gone nowhere and done nothing with myself for the past 8 years and sticking it out here in shitfuck texas just seems unnatural to me. This is an opportunity to work for 20 hours a week doing simple labor, then enjoying all the pleasures of what I would consider paradise. It costs nothing but a plane ticket, and you are fed three times a day and are given a cabin. Some even have electricity. I plan to leave in June of next year and I don't intend to return. My scheme is to work 20 hours a week and find a job out there, eventually get myself an apartment, and have a much richer and enjoyable life on a tiny island in the pacific.
Here's a couple articles/testimonials I recommend reading:
http://www.thelivingtheory.com/blog/wwoofing-hawaii
http://swoondivers.com/a-day-in-the-life-wwoofing-in-hawaii/
So, robots, what would stop you in making a decision like this?
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>>36798493
life in Hawaii is expensive
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>>36798493
If you like hippies and new age philosophies then you'll enjoy yourself. If you're a misanthropic robot you'll hate everyone there.
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>>36798642
I hate everyone anyway. But I'm not going there for the people or new age philosophies, I'm going because I truly believe living in a place like this would make me happy. And on the point of being misanthropic, I think... or I hope, something like this might slowly change that aspect of me.

>>36798559
I still believe is feasible to get a job as some shop or something and get a tiny cozy apartment and make it on my own.

What do I do

Origin of original
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I have to ask are you?
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Probably show them your lolicon collection and explain calmly that you just like the cute cartoons.
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Stop being a pedo

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>just got DP'd

having two holes is god tier
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>ass and mouth

You are not a women you twink fgt
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>>36798414
>2 holes
>mouth and anus

So everyone in the world is god tier?

>just got dp'd

That means you only used one hole. Op isn't even good at being gay.
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>>36798552
>>36798478
Op is stumped and will now abandon thread. Gtfo faggot

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