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can I be the first on the list please

No, there will always be 12-25 year olds who absolutely no matter what they eat will be skinny. You would have to surgically implant fat on them to make them even chubby you dimwit.

I've heard that you have to visit your doctor so he/she can check your blood pressure. Please don't get gout anon, I love you.

>>35605890
s-s-s-s-sauce? my owen is hungry

tuck your penis in between your legs and hold it there

Oh boy the autist girl is getting a little revealing for the crowd

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>>35605867
Riley looks so hot when she is taking Asian cock. All white girls look better when they have an asian dick in their mouths.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=145101589

its moments like this that makes me realize that life is good

>>35605914
this post really made me think hard

They were pretty lame pieces. I dont like the dinosaur.

>>35605864
There's no point in buying new monopoly games.

>like the duck.
>don't really like the penguin even though i like pengugins.
>don't like the dinosaur.
they should've made a kek piece.

end everything now

>>35605872
>end everything now
Why?

ok jack that is a trv?

>leave dorm
>make friends with a Chad
>he wants me to work out with him
>say no
>he insists
Maybe I'll tell him I'm gay and hopefully he'll quit asking then.

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>>35605817
>tell him you're gay
>he doesn't get discouraged
>gets even weirder
don't do it anon

>>35605762
>Why am I like this?
Autism anon, the answer is autism

>>35605725
Since the only girl I've ever fucked wore skirts, I can tell you, when she's riding you with it on, it creates a pleasant breeze

Asuka is shit.

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>>35605725
Long Skirts > Short Skirts
The chance of seeing thigh is better than the guarantee imo.

>>35605693
>but Ethan is a douche bag

He is a massive faggot who makes garbage content. Kys

ethan is a hypocrite and panderer who does whatever he can to get the jewtube money
(hila's cute though)

>>35605685
you look like a dick


not in the sense that you look like a mean person, just that your head is shaped like a benis

>>35605685
Who stole your neck

>>35606220
it's not really the absence of a neck, it's just the fact that his neck is noticeably wider than his jaw, and his shoulders are weird as fuck

>>35605652
That's not how thermodynamics works.

Those people don't actually eat that much, and exercise a lot more than you'd think.

>>35605652
"That guy" here. It's all about quantity, not quality.
I eat terrible food for me, I just lose my appetite quickly and feel like shit if I eat to a full stomach

>eating burned meat

I pick suicide

Since I'm black, either person I eat will make me a stereotype

>>35605644
Hmm. Not sure how each would taste. I'd probably have to try both, assuming I did know they were disease-free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfhPtc489Xo

the hunchback musical has a song where the hunchback reees out at the gargoyles for telling him to be himself

>>35605943
I like the song 'Belle' from that musical.

>>35605596
What music are you interested in creating? What instruments do you play?

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Someone posted a thread about wanting to be in a band a while ago and I wanted to hear more of them but they didn't respond to anyone.
What kind of music do you like and what country/state do you live in?
Just curious because I've been considering making music too.

why is it that everyone who makes a thread about starting a band NEVER replies?

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>>35605542
>Add qt grill on Snapchat
>Doesn't add me back but friends me on Normiebook
What does it mean lads
inb4 >social media

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>>35605542

Australian here. Just drinking some Wild Turkey 101 bourbon and had a cigarette in the backyard. It's Saturday afternoon.

I'm going to kill every non-white I see when the race war comes. I'm going to beat every brown person, Indians in particular, chink, gook, wog, arab, muslim I see to death with a baseball bat with my right wing death squad.

Every night I'll going to get into my Mad Max rampage car that's a 2001 holden commodore vx modified with wheel spikes, barbed wire and a giant spiked ram and run over every shitskin I see while my fashy goy white supremacist brothers sit outside the windows with nail spiked baseball bats and hit the heads of every Indian and Jew we see.

The streets will be flooded with the blood of non-whites.

Every day I'm just waiting for it.

Non-whites literally asked, begged, to be killed the moment they came flooding into white countries

>>35605576
What's her snap score? If it's high and she didn't add you there could be something fishy

>>35605475
You don't truly want a "crazy" girlfriend, ya nut. It's not what you make it out to be.

>>35605475
You forgot:

>Buy drugs from Andy Dick and shoot you to death in your sleep.

>>35605475
What if she's all of that but not crazy?