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>>39379072
Where did it all fuck off dumb cuck. Do you have nothing better to do than spam cuck porn on all boards all day?

>>39379072
Idk, id imagine this white guy is pretty happy in the pic.

That is one ugly smug mexcian jew.
fucking gross.
I'm gonna have to report this for beastiality.

>>39378989
I'll never be an uncredited stock photo model either. C'est la vie.

>>39379025
Thats not a stock photo thats an image from normybook

Out of all the years of my high school life I only have friends for one before my shitty mother kicked me out.

I would have done anything to just be invited to be friends with someone once.

>>39378957
Get on the xans

Is this just another perscription 'drine salt?

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>sleeping and eating
vs
>math and physics

The choice is obvious.

I'd sniff anything but nigger ass.

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>>39378931
what if it was a half black/half white chick like this?

>>39378936
Probably. But has to be more non-black genes present.

>>39378885
Robots don't fight back when threatened, they are so beta they think they deserve it.

I let a poisonous spider live the other day.
I was cleaning my room when I found it. It was walking very fast but stopped as soon as I noticed it. I stared a minute at it and said "fuck it". I felt like it wasn't a threat.

It was kind of a weird experience. I felt connected enough to it to know I was safe, even thought it could've bit me at night and fucked me up pretty bad. I feel sort of a connection to bugs in general, like I can communicate with them through body language and actions, but it might also be just autism.

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Dont trust spider posters. Kill all spiders on sight. Do not pity them. You are allowed to keep one spider in your room as long as its small, but she is obliged to get rid of every annoying mosquito or fly. It is your servant. You allow it to live, but you can kill it too on a whim because of how fucking ugly she is. Do not trust spiders. If they were your size they would be slurping your entrails already. There is no such thing as a good spider. They are all horrifying abominations and there is a good reason why they kick your primal fear instincts.

Moths are cute tho.

Because I'm not gay

oregano

>>39378845
LMFAO look at that sissy boi

>>39378863
>not gay
LMAO. What are you? Gay?

>>39378812
no
eat shit faggot

>>39378812
I love you op, you can be OP any time you want too!

>>39378812
You are probably an OK person and you should be proud of that

Because porn told them to.

>>39378782
I'm white and I like black girls as well. There's obviously enough to go around what with how much they're breeding.

These threads are just sad.

you are lying to yourself, it is time to die

A young Pete Townshend

JUST

I've been told I look like Moby. I don't really take it as a compliment.

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https://youtu.be/8tuWvGee4T0
dog died of neglect about a month ago, and i know the other one won't survive the coming winter locked outside with no food or in a cage up to it's ankles in shit

that episode made me cry like a bitch

>>39378727
Finally moving into my own place next year. Will finally have a doggo again.
Who cares about tfwnogf when you have a doggo. And a ferret - ferrets are ace.

>>39378656
jeez going that long without eating is really bad, you should at least buy yourself a bag of rice and some beans

>>39378656
It wasnt meant to be this way for the white man , for what reason is there to even work if no gf

>>39378656
eat your roomates food jesus. go dumpster diving or something lad.

>>39378655
What the fuck? Gordon Ramsay is built like a fleshy refrigerator. That's so unexpected.

>>39379429
It's a shop of Schwarzenegger's body

>>39379429
Someone shopped Ramsay's head onto Chloe Moretz's body

Just like, die

>>39378604
rape teenagers and enjoy the vibes

Be a bodygaurd for a mob boss.

>>39378564
Don't worry, Anon, no one liked you in the first place. Nothing changed.

>>39378651
I don't see how anyone could like someone so incredibly clumsy and forgetful. Just wasted 5 hours of someones time tonight because I misheard where they wanted to go. Like every other "friendship", this will most likely end in them becoming really cold and distant until they finally cut me off.

>>39378678
Yeah that's the only logical outcome - everyone ends up hating you because you're retarded.

>>39378476
Because we're starved for physical and emotional attention

Try being a 20 years old virgin. Having wet dreams every night and rejections every time you ask a girl out is something hard to ignore.

>>39378476
Because we're all autists hoping for a magical fix/girl that will make the suffering worth it.

But it'll never arrive since we're all destined to die bitter virgins