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2017-05-20 03:03:14 Post No.37140973
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:03:14 Post No. 37140973 [Report] [View this topic]

Forget male/female privilege for a moment. Which is more convenient to have, a penis or a vagina?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:05:32 Post No.37141009
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>>37140973
a vag is probably more inconvenient if you are in the age range where you have periods. but neither is convenient. I guess a vag can have multiple orgasms.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:06:19 Post No.37141021
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>>37140973
Vag.
Easier to wear pants
Don't get boners that hurt with pants on
Aren't as prone to injury/pain
Wont be ridiculed if not up to snuff

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:06:49 Post No.37141033
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:06:49 Post No.37141033 [Report]

Vagina. A lonely woman can faithfully simulate sex during masturbation using any cylindrical object at her disposal.

Anonymous
2017-05-20 02:59:58 Post No.37140930
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:59:58 Post No. 37140930 [Report] [View this topic]

I was given a full ride scholarship to an engineering college. And now I've failed my third consecutive semester after my dad saw thru my lie that I passed my finals.

He said to me that I am the greatest liar that he's even seen and that there must be something psychologically wrong with me. That I find every chance I get to personally fuck him over.

That aside, I've lost interest and carr in everything and I guess it shows. What should I do? I'm getting kicked out anyways.

> inb4 you're an asshole

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:05:30 Post No.37141008
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Bump.

One of you assholes respond, please

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:06:56 Post No.37141035
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:06:56 Post No.37141035 [Report]

Go see a shrink. There..are you happy now?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:08:10 Post No.37141055
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>>37141035
No. What the fuck do I need a shrink for?

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2017-05-20 02:59:11 Post No.37140920
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:59:11 Post No. 37140920 [Report] [View this topic]

I have a saved folder of almost 2,000 photos now. Anyone who responds to this thread will be replied to with a random pic from it! Let the fun begin

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:01:17 Post No.37140950
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>>37140920
Whatever you send me, I will jack off to it.

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>>37140920
Lay one on me

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:01:26 Post No.37140952
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im intrigued op

go aboutit

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2017-05-20 02:50:50 Post No.37140782
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:50:50 Post No. 37140782 [Report] [View this topic]

i wanna be a kid again

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:52:40 Post No.37140809
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Me too, elementary school was the best time of my life.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:53:24 Post No.37140822
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>>37140782
I wanna be 20 years old again.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:54:05 Post No.37140840
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>>37140782
it's not gonna happen so just appreciate your youth now cause you're gonna wish for it when you're older

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2017-05-20 02:47:55 Post No.37140741
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:47:55 Post No. 37140741 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you think you could ever raise a mixed-race child? Naturally the child would be yours biologically.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:50:09 Post No.37140768
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>>37140741
If it's mine and I'm not incapable from illness, living conditions or estrangement then it's my responsibility, isn't it?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:50:21 Post No.37140773
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>>37140741
Maybe? depends on if the girl has good genetics. I would raise the kid in the op

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:50:58 Post No.37140784
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>>37140741
I'm mixed myself
any kid I have will also be mixed, so yes.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:45:32 Post No. 37140711 [Report] [View this topic]

Anon, let's go out, it's Friday night, you need to learn to socialize and be human

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:48:50 Post No.37140750
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>>37140711
I'd rather stay right here get so fucked up I can't stand but you have fun Stacy.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:49:06 Post No.37140754
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I've never ever been on a date before, wtf do you even do with a girl besides sex?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:52:11 Post No.37140802
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>>37140754
Say words at eachother I think.

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2017-05-20 02:36:53 Post No.37140593
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:36:53 Post No. 37140593 [Report] [View this topic]

Do I say please when asking a girl out?
I normally say: Wanna see a movie please?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:38:01 Post No.37140606
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Yeah, good manners are important.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:38:12 Post No.37140610
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>>37140593
Does Chad say please?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:38:55 Post No.37140621
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bitches love manners

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Black boi pussy 2017-05-20 02:35:46 Post No.37140575
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Black boi pussy Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:35:46 Post No. 37140575 [Report] [View this topic]

Is for white cock.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:11:22 Post No.37141108
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While we're at it there was some black trap's Tumblr that was posted here a while ago with a bunch of pictures, I recall it was "something-chan.tumblr.com" and that something started with V, does anyone know where it is?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:28:20 Post No.37141382
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>>37140575
0.01% content of which is oregano

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>>37141382
0.02% of content which is oregano

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2017-05-20 02:35:22 Post No.37140568
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:35:22 Post No. 37140568 [Report] [View this topic]

Vocaroo thread?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHZBDb6KoD
~~I hate my voice. I wish I didn't sound 16.~~

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:41:33 Post No.37140652
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>>37140568
Holy fucking shit. I was just singing and playing this song on my piano too.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:52:44 Post No.37140812
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:52:44 Post No.37140812 [Report]

OP your voice is actually really good

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:05:07 Post No.37141003
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>>37140568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Te4EslzIeD

Nice voice btw.

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Britain separating their Internet from the rest of it. 2017-05-20 02:14:29 Post No.37140203
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Britain separating their Internet from the rest of it. Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:14:29 Post No. 37140203 [Report] [View this topic]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/technology/theresa-may-to-create-new-internet-that-allows-government-to-control-and-regulate-what-is-said-online-35733509.html

So britbong /r9k/ users, you're not going to be doing anything about this, correct?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:18:07 Post No.37140266
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>>37140203
Can just fork out dosh for a zippy-do network falsification connector but yeah it's a bit of a pain in the arse for mummy May to crumble the biscuit this way.

Maybe I'll vote for that corbyn fellow.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:23:20 Post No.37140356
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>>37140266
>Can just fork out dosh for a zippy-do network falsification connector

How? That would explicitly not be allowed?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:27:49 Post No.37140438
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>>37140356
Then mummy May is hampering businesses who use such services legitimately.
That's very anti-market and very naughty of her.

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Stop being so hard on yourself 2017-05-20 01:55:16 Post No.37139809
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Stop being so hard on yourself Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:55:16 Post No. 37139809 [Report] [View this topic]

Stop being so hard on yourself right now. You are a good person, and people like you, but because you are so hard on yourself you don't realize it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:56:32 Post No.37139839
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>>37139809
being hard on myself is how I avoid mistakes in the future. even if the actions I take to avoid those mistakes are complete withdrawal and escapism

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>>37139839
I didn't say stop being hard on yourself entirely, just stop being SO hard on yourself, your self-criticism is too harsh, you don't understand how little people care about your perceived defects.

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>>37139809
Topzozzle.
Been approached by normies before and told I'm a disgusting degenerate.
Tried to make friends, normies openly said "I'll pass."

Females were cunts to me my whole life, so I became what they wanted me to become, a cunt.
Asshole to everyone, women in particular.

Gas the normies beta uprising now.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:53:52 Post No. 37139774 [Report] [View this topic]

>Senior year of highchool is over
>realize I've done absolutely nothing of note these four years
>Never partied
>never hung out with friends
>never made contact with a female
>Wasted my youth on the internet
does college get better, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:55:56 Post No.37139829
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I'm going to miss high school. It was fun

Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:58:10 Post No.37139876
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:58:10 Post No.37139876 [Report]

Depends on the college. Community/technical? Hell no

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>>37139876
Big State U

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:51:20 Post No. 37139713 [Report] [View this topic]

Ask a college freshman who has fucked seven girls this year anything.
We can all make it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:51:57 Post No.37139728
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:51:57 Post No.37139728 [Report]

fuck off you putrid disease of a human being

Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:52:45 Post No.37139753
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>>37139713
I fucked your dad and stepped on his balls.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:52:54 Post No.37139755
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>>37139713
List the races and which were best familam

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:43:13 Post No. 37139546 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Robot-approved VN's.

I'll start with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Girlfriend_Is_the_President

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:44:00 Post No.37139558
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The chances of you being able to be on this Earth are 1 in infinity and you choose to waste it on VNs?

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>>37139558
yeah what a faggot
get a real hobby OP, before your dick shrivels

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>>37139558
>he doesnt like reading vn's and feeling close to fictional characters

fatman (ID: !!L3sziNy/yaY)
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fatman (ID: !!L3sziNy/yaY) 2017-05-20 01:30:46 Post No. 37139294 [Report] [View this topic]

What a horrible feel to be feeling. Tfw no gf.

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>>37139294
tfw my girlfriend is hot but she's the only thing that I've done right in my life

Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:42:53 Post No.37139539
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I similarly feel this feel of being fat and of having no gf.

fatman (ID: !!L3sziNy/yaY) 2017-05-20 01:45:08 Post No.37139580
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>>37139539
It's just not fair. I should have a gf. But i cant

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