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How in the hell do normalfags look at the future and still feel optimistic?
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I'm hoping for the best in my future. I think I have the skillset and mindset to become successful.
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they aren't even human, they're just robots that do what MTV tells them to do
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>>35843737
Because no matter what hell they have to face, they don't have to face it alone. They have loving families, tons of friends, and significant others.
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Hello. Stare cat star cat is staring. Anyone who posts on this thread will be bestowed with luck and wealth.
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NOT SO FAST FAGGOT
IMMUNITY CAT
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i would give two upfucks and the corpse of a whale black woman.
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>>35843732
I masturbated so hard my jizz flying over the edge of my bed and hit my cat.
Poor thing only want to cuddle with me, though I do admit watched her bathe in my cum and trying to lick it off is kinda hawt.
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Daily reminder that if you're over 20 and still play pokemon, you're a manchild.
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>>35843627
Desu desu desu desu sage desu desu
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So is anybody who posts in this shithole
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>>35843627
Guess I have one year to go then. Time to finally beat the Battle Frontier.
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>tfw no one will care about your depression because you're not a girl
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normies have no sentiment for mentally ill men
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>be depressed girl
>"why are you even sad?! you're a girl! you live on easy mode!"
shit sucks regardless of gender
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>mfw I hear normalfags talk to their friends about how their awful depression / social anxiety prevented them from going to that party they were invited to last friday
I want to kill all normans
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>tfw can't stop thinking aboutcock
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>>35843538
I used to think about cocks all the time when I thought I was 100% straight and was constantly harassed by the thoughts, but now that I don't care that I'm a bit bi, they don't happen anymore since it doesn't bother me.
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Fucking gay boy, WE DONT LIKE UR KIND AROUND HERE BOYYY, IF UR FAGGOT ASS KEEPS ON DOIN WHAT HE DOES BEST ULBBB SEND TO BAABAA FOR THE REAL KORNHOLE CRAKINNNN BOYYYT
N THATS JUST HIM BREAKING IT IN
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>>35843538
Hey I'm watching that cartoon right now
Feels weird, haven't watched anime since I was like 14
also same
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I hate gaming, anime and normal TV shows now after spending 5 years of NEETdom doing exclusively that. What do I use for escapism instead?
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>>35843519
>What do I use for escapism instead?
nothing, you've moved past escapism.
time to take up hiking/biking and explore the real world. it's all that's left.
well, actually I guess you could try making escapism yourself. that could be fun
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>>35843519
I actually am in the same boat. I've been a NEET for 7 years and I hate everything I used to do.
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>>35843565
Soon I have to start work for the dole (Australia) so I'll have a way to spend my time. It might make me kill myself though.
I'm thinking of becoming an alcoholic but I can't be bothered putting in the effort to hide it from my parents.
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>tfw no gfthat meets your unrealistically high standards.
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>>35843489
what standards would those be lad?
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>>35843542
>don't be larger than a volkswagen jetta
>don't be grill (boy)
>don't try and sell my car without asking or steal my organs
>don't fuck other men
yep, I drive them all away with my disney tier fairytale bullshit
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>>35843583
>don't be grill (boy)
deal breaker desu
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>tfw told therapist about my waifu
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That's pretty fucking tragic.
gg m8
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What did they say anon?
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>>35843482
And what did he say about her anon?
>tfw genuinely goodlooking and tall.
Still a KHV. R9K has told me that girls will be lining up for me, where are they?
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you're face probly isn't that good looking
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>>35843496
This tbqhwyopmf
You're probably average with the personality of a dead moth and no charisma
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>>35843517
Here is my face, it's not the best picture though. I think I'm definitely above average looking.
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any other rappers on /r9k/?
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>>35843348
Yeah, dis is me
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=hootie%20hoo%20outkast&sm=1
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>>35843348
WAIT.. JUST WAIT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLFKWy04eE
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>>35843348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvXmB6B6xFc
Ya here dawg.
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that nerdy fembot that you have a crush on and chat with online? this is how she spends her Saturday nights.
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Nice try, no woman will talk to me for longer than 5 minutes online.
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Jokes on you. I don't meet people and don't have a crush on anyone.
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>woman wears glasses
"MUH PURE VIRGIN WAIFU"
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It's nice to have a comforting voice to soothe you at the end of a hard day. Post your favorite ASMR videos /r9k/.
I know most people like to listen to qt. brunettes or the lower chin of an asian girl, but my favorite is this fish man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvqks-y29Zs&list=PLvYncOsqMfxxVrmqvlcFQxYd2l4FCbQWm&index=2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
ASMR is for genuine retahds
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>>35843317
I tried to listen to some ASMR last night for the first time. It was some blonde girl and it was a sleep one. So I was laying there listening and I just felt retarded so I got up and said nope. When I got up I kicked over a piss jug and it spilled all in my bed and its a big mess. Bed still smells like piss.
Would not try ASMR again.
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>Vinny unveiled the vinegar vial
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>>35843291
>Hiro huffed the horny hare
guys...
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>>35843291
>sara unearthed the smegma sherbet
icecream will never be the same lads
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>>35843291
>Patrick penetrated the pink pulsating pecker pulverizer
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Scary chart.
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there is literally nothing wrong with capitalism, 99% of your problems are your own fault
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>>35843260
Has the captures decreased because of decreasing fishing stocks or because of intervention to prevent overfishing?
>>35843283
Capitalism is good for somethings, bad for others.
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scariest chart
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How do I know if I'm gay? Seriously. I've always liked girls, I've even had GFs and stuff, but I I dunno, it never felt like it was real.
Lately, the past few years, I've been thinking about guys and I kinda feel the same way about them like I did with women, but I feel like a teenager again, fucking awkward about it. I got curious and tried talking to a few gay guys, but they always wanted to either have me fuck them or fuck me, when I'm not even sure where I am, you know?
Anyone else feeling like this? I'm sorry for the normie blogpost OP but please, I'm just looking for someone out there that can relate. I don't have anyone I can really talk to about this, you know?
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Sounds like you're gay desu senpai. You will never be sure about until you actually trying fucking a guy. What's holding you back, do you feel like you'll somehow lose something by taking a chance?
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Have you ever been turned on by cocks?
Yes?
You're gay.
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>>35843403
No, nothing like that, I'm comfortable with who I am, really. If I'm gay, I could live with that. I wouldn't mind.
It's just, I dunno, I never really had to think with girls, it was easy for me, but now, when I even think of kissing a guy, I just wanna...explode? It seems like a lot. I don't know if that's how being gay is or anything.
Plus, you know, HIV.
I've been led to believe a lot of gays are very, uh,"friendly" and I can't even handle holding hands with another dude.
If I was gay, wouldn't I be lusting after cock? I don't feel like that at all.