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>Go to counselor for the first time in months
>Tell him about things that I've been feeling, ideas I've been sitting on, we go back and forth
>"You can't live your whole life like this. Do you want to be institutionalized? That's where you're headed."
n-no
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a lot of the time i just feel like therapists don't do shit to help anyways
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>>35913915
Mine said "I wish I could help you, I don't think I can". But the look in his eyes was "You can't be helped".
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>>35913915
Listen to him (originally).
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OMG Anon you like videogames too? I totally had like no idea. What are your favorites?
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farmville and angry birds
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Garaged, LSD, Eastern mind, Yume Nikki
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Her arms are making me insecure
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>got into the kettlebell meme after seeing it in fatbot threads
>bought one 35 pounder
>start doing basic swings
>completely winded after 20 reps
>thighs, abs and especially forearms are all sore after 10 sets
>sweating like a pig, had to open a window and take my pants off
>drank as much water as I would during like two days
who else /kettlebell/ ?
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Me, it's great if you do manual labor. Strengthens the back and your legs
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>>35913862
This is the ideal maIe body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Don't forget the Alphabrain and Shroomtechhonestly they help
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>tfw depression turns you into a brainlet
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Yeah OP. I'm starting to lose my intellectual rigor and vigor real fast.
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>>35913894
It's awful. It's like I know I wasn't always this stupid, but I'm too stupid to remember how I used to be
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>>35914440
same here,the only solution is the trigger anymore
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What do you robots think of the new Kendrick Lamar track?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI
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>>35913839
Who the fuck is this nigger and why is he on my board?
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>>35913854
He's the greatest rapper alive. No need to be racist.
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Who do rappers take themselves so seriously nowadays?
Who are they kidding.
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This is my hand
It is a nice hand
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idk its kind of crooked 7/10 8/10 if im generousim not 7/10 hand bitch
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Is that the kind of roof that flakes when ever you touch it?
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>>35913906
Yes it is popcorn roof guess which state I live in
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>what do you mean you dont feel like making love tonight?
>pull down your pants and stick it in right now!
>ohh.. yeah just like that *grabs your jaw and kisses you*
>yeah cum deep inside me and make me a mommy
what do?
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>>35913781
slam tight pig
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>>35913781
Make you a mommy? What the fuck do you think I am? A magician? I can't synthesize a fucking mother for you using my penis. Dumbass.
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>more attracted to the anus than the vagina
>Would rather stick my tongue up that ass than fuck her in the pussy
Whats wrong with me?
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After work ballbusting thread.
What's on your mind robots, vent, rage, cry, scream. Or just come ask stuff and chat.
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The light flick is worse than a kick desu
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>>35914090
To some people i guess. I think everyone gauges the pain differently, some people would rather feel the low dull ache than the sharp impact or pressure, some people would rather feel pressure like someone standing on their nuts, and some people would rather feel the sharp impact. Pain recognization is really weird
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whats the psychological reasoning behind this?
How does it manifest for an average robit?
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>Don't want a family.
>Don't want a big house.
>Don't want a fancy sports car.
>Don't want to travel the world.
>Don't care about finding the love of my life.
>Don't have any serious hobbies.
>Don't care about becoming rich or making money for money's sake.
>Don't feel any obligation to do anything for the sake of anyone else.
Really, I'm having a hard time coming up with a reason *not* to become an hero. If I had a gun I'd probably just go ahead and do it.
Anyone else have similar thoughts?
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I have a few hobbies I seldom enjoy when I can get into the mood, which is becoming less and less often.
But aside from that, I know the feel op
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>>35913631
OP if you get in my head and post my thoughts one more time I'm beating your ass
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>>35913631
I know that feel, OP. I'm giving in and becoming an hero next week.
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can someone with a wall street journal membership PLEASE post the full text of this article
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704463804576291181510459902
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If it's anything like the other articles I've read about tinder hookups in mainstream outlets it's just going to be roasties bitching about how men have all the power and the callousness of casual sex but still all fucking the same dudes anyway.
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>>35914175
No. its an article by ogi ogas, a neuroscientist
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>>35914254
men look at bodies women look at social status
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Anyone else here a robot because of a parent? All my life my moms been the 'you can only go as far as I can see you' type. Because of this hanging out with friends and doing anything social has always been a chore just to get permission to do so. I'm 18 and still whenever I'm not at home I'll get a passive aggressive "where are you" text and if I don't respond I'll get an angry "hello???" and it's absolutely infuriating. I'm not even alowed to be out past 10 making hanging out with friends extremely hard, and when I do I always have to leave early. It makes me so angry.
>at uni
>invited to go bowling with study group tomorrow night
>there's some deal if we go as a group past 10pm
>tell them there's no way I'd be able to hang out that late
>they are visibly confused as to why a legal adult can't be out past 10pm
>"oh I just have work early the next morning haha"
>"ok anon maybe another time"
>"s-sure"
10 seconds later receive pic related
Phone posting cause she's hording PC
Kill me
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Tell her to stop being insane, take life into your own hands. You're letting her destroy your social growth. That is illegal by the way.
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Lol 18.
You still have time, kid.
You gotta stand your ground. It'll pay off in the long run even if she shits on you for the short term.
Try push as much freedom as you can, right before the limit of them kicking you out.
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>>35913912
This is pretty much a "my house my rules" kinda deal. Car is under parents name so legally I can't just take it without permission. Confrontation terrifies me.
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Can we have like an, official rare pepe trade/stock market role play thread?
Willing to trade this rare OC pepe for 2 average semi decent Pepes
also, please don't dump a huge amount of rares you will crash the market
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>>35913586
Already stolen faggot never post rares for free.
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>>35913604
oooooooo you silly goose
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I present to you the cactus pepe and this is my only offer.
Why dont you fucks settle down on your own league? its pissing me off seeng you guys rejecting someone when you're rejects yourself who complains all the time
the memes were right, you guys are narcissists
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>>35913579
>implying a girl wants any social interaction with me
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this thread is going to die quickly
The answer is this op, robots are not desirable by anyone, not even by fembots. Robots cannot settle down within own league. There are no girls in our league. We are so far gone that we live seperate from actual society. Robots hold absolutely zero value in the dating market. Women can choose far better men to date than us. Even the most vile fembot can grab herself a well adjusted man.
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>>35913579
>you guys rejecting someone
The only girl I've rejected had severe mental issues, it wasn't to do with her appearance. If she'd been less crazy I would have said yes.
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Kirby spits in your face. What do you do?
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>>35913577
suck him 0ff
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Depression.
Originals
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Climb into his mouth in the hopes that my life will have been of use to someone, even if only for a moment
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I am a supreme gentleman (picture related). Why won't girls let me suck farts out of their asses???
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>Too old for haircut
>Prudey lips, a sign of perceived as low-testosterone
>Camera angle too professional for a casual selfie, looks tryhard and shows you lack confidence
>Facial hair too little too thin
Work on these and you'll be on your way kid
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>>35913624
How do I look now, do I look any better (pic related)?
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>>35913681
You look better but you still have a shit haircut