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We also have oc traps

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>>34031371
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34031371
How the fuck do I join from this link? It doesn't work for me.

>>34031241
1.) Be Chad
2.) Don't be not-Chad

alternatively, have cocaine

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>>34031250
Or weed, adderall is perfectly acceptable as well. Any harder opiates will make them think you're icky and weird.

>>34031269
>Or weed
This doesn't fly anymore considering the whole legalization/decriminalization thing has made more ubiquitous and cheap. Everyone and their dad sells weed in my city now

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>>34031130
>tfw no upset Akari to coddle back to happiness with hugs
Jus fugg my shid ubb sembai :DDD

>>34031130
>>34031590
Who is Akarin?
Why are you guys just posting empty white images?

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>>34031130
>tfw you will never be Akarichan

Life hurts.

>>34031716
Pls no bully akari. Notice her pls.

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DO
unoriginal

I used to listen to this song a lot when I was in middle school.
And breaking the habit as well. Those two songs were my jam.

ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND SOMETHING FUCK YOU MY FAGGOT BROTHER NEVER STOPPED PLAYING THIS SONG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I had a girlfriend I loved when I was about 11.
Got to kiss her a few times. She dumped me after about 2 months.

In high school when I became a depressed loner, she'd occasionally talk to me in class.
She was a complete roastie slut by then of course but I appreciated her taking pity on me regardless.

>>34031044
It fucking burns.

It feels good when you're in one, sure. It just feels comforting having a kindred soul that you can also make out with. You'll share everything, do things together, talk cute, it's a joyous fucking feeling.

Then you break up for some reason or another, and it burns like a motherfucker. You look over the course of your relationship and try to find the moment where you fucked it all up. Maybe there were signs from the beginning, maybe there's a sole moment late in the game that made it all fucking crash and burn. Whatever it is, the girl that was such a big part of your life is gone. You gotta find something new to fill the void she left.

tl;dr don't get a gf unless you're sure you can get another one after. I couldn't.

>>34031113
Beautiful

Hateitwhenitsnotoriginal

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Because there is no reason to be strong other than to be strong. Thank you anon, you made me realize something people actually spend more than 1 second on /fit/ to realize.

>this is now a difference between /fit/ and /hm/ thread

>>34030995
because even a kid can cap your ass thanks to modern small arms

>>34031091

>implying the kid is strong enough to take gun from me

>trannies
body dysmorphia mixed with homosexuality
>traps
plain old homosexuality

>>34031081
I dont like trap fags as much as the next guy but traps arnt gay

t.straight man

>>34031107
dumb memer, i was saying the traps themselves are gay

What the fuck? Where is she? That photo. Has anyone seen a place like that?

>>34030987
no we are the spooky ambient notes

>>34030987
There are not wrong notes in a melody. We shouldn't even exist.

You will feel bad as soon as you see your semen leaving your body causing irreversible consequences to your future. This is real life .

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>>34030822
nofap is a meme
you want to fap because you have nothing else to do and want to preoccupy your mind
so instead of sitting there wishing you could fap, do something to compensate, like go for a jog, or make a smoothie idfk
just sitting here on 4chan is going to lead to fapping eventually m8

>>34030908
I realize you should do something else when you feel like fapping, but how do you not I just don't want to fap because I'm addicted to it and it feels good? Doesn't have to be just out of boredom. I was fapping at least once a day, it's like a drug. I feel like I'm going through detox and it sucks.

Daily reminder: You can't be a robot due to (insert specific circumstance here)

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>>34030802
f-finally a thread for me and only me

>>34031043
Are you a cripple?

>>34030710
it's the autism and their inferiority complex

>>34030710
It's the mayo spirit

>>34030710
why did a muslim just shoot five ppl at an airport last week?

do it and you're cool

>>34030668
Fuck it up again. What else?

Stalk her on fb, find out when and where she is going to be going out.

"Accidentally" bump into her.
Try not to spill your spaghetti all over the place.

>>34030630
>How jealous are you faggots?

she's probably a fat weeb girl, I wouldn't even want that

>>34030699
No, she's not fat or a weeb.
>implying you wouldn't take any girl you could get, including a fat weeb

>>34030804
I wouldn't, if she's lower than 4/10 I would deal with not having a gf

when I was young I took my mom's panties and wkrerhem

I was housesitting for a really hot friend of mine. I fapped in like 5 pairs of her panties and then washed them in her washer before she came back.

I have not yet had the opportunity

>>34030479
>meet girl on the board
>start talking, it's going pretty well
>talk the next day, still going pretty well
>she stops responding sometime in the night, figure she went to sleep
>wake up the next day
>she removed me on everything

>>34030596
ALL THE FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN

I will be your qt bf if you want