Reminder: women have the power to bully and exploit lonely men
>>38740479
Can I have a (You) please? In return I will bump your thread.
That's like consensual rape she doesn't want it but she do it for the money
>>38740516
I wish I could make 350 dollars for something so simple
I bought a dildo while drunk online and hid it in a box under my bed in my bedroom for about a month. Now I'm paranoid one of my roommates might have found it.
It's based on nothing but paranoia but I can't stand the thought of one of them knowing.
We have seperate bedrooms and dont really ever go into the others.
is there any way I can find out if one of them knows? I need to know I'm safe. I think some of them wouldn't even bother say anything about it but that just makes it worse for me. One of them knowing.
I got rid of it btw, I'm not really gay only a little bit. lol. pls help.
bump the bumpp
if one of them is limping, they might've been using it
>>38740708
lol
advice pls
Could you sit next to this girl without doing anything weird?
I basically can't do anything when I'm near a pretty girl, not even weird stuff
>>38740384
if i sat next to her she would look at me with disgust and call her bf to come and beat me up, i don't even have to do anything
I'd be silent and looking at everything but her, which is apparently a huge red flag that you're a creepy weirdo.
When did you realize you will always be a porn addict?
>>38740373
When I tried fapping without porn once.
>>38740373
>asianstreetmeat.com
Why do they always come up with such retarded names for this shit? It's degenerate as it is, they don't have to make it worse.
>>38740373
ah a man of taste i see
What do you do if your waifu is a lesbian?
>>38740343
self-insert as the girl
>tfw Akko will never woo me
>>38740343
Cut off your penis, grow tits and become a lesbian yourself.
>>38740401
What self-respecting woman would want a fake woman over a real one?
Guys, Chester is alive!!!!!
>>38740336
Why is he hanging with Nicolas Cage?
>>38740336
is that a jfmsu version of nicolas cage?
>>38740336
what is he doing next to nicholas cage and why is he in that pose?
can you give some backstory pls?
im contemplating the idea of end my life when i hit 26-29 yers old, im 21. it might seem im normal but im not, i have nothing in the end, no friends, i dont like my family at all, im an useless weak person, i break easily, i get hurt easily, im too sensitive for everything, I fail at all I do, i dont like the monotony, but unfortunately monotony is a thing that is always in life until you die. ive realized i was jut born this way somehow, to be happy, but a fake happines, inside of me there are only unhappiness and the only person who was able to fix that and give me a piece of mind is running away from me now, in the end its nobody's fault, only life's, that's why i dont want to live here anymore in this world with this life, no, but at least before dying i want to fullfill some "dreams" I have, that will be my last dinner, once i fullfill that, ill just do it, the method is unknown, but at least i dont want to suffer, not in my last moments, ive been suffering enough and i refuse the pain, i want to die in peace, painless, maybe sleeping, i wish i was able to go to sleep and never wake up or even better i wish i was able to dissapear completey and never ever be found ,dissapear like the wind does, just stop existing. thats pretty much, nothing more, anons. theres no more in life than nothing but pain, at least in that moment when i dont exist anymore, those people, maybe, but just maybe theyll care with their hand over their mouth seeing my useless weak dead body sleeping in peace, finally, i will find the happiness I had been looking for for years, finally, in peace.
>>38740319
Why wait? Just end it now!
>>38740586
its ironic, i want to wait to fullfill what i said bc id be feeling like life won the battle, though i will die anyway, see the irony?
>>38740319
Wtf man. You're still pretty young. It'll be a huge waste if you kill yourself so soon.
I know you hate life right now, but it's really just a passing phase. Suicide is only for idiots who have lost all ability to enjoy life. You're not one of those people.
Take my advice and just deal with life. You hate it now, but as I said, it's a passing phase. Besides, you're going to die eventually anyway. You have nothing to lose by giving life a chance.
You could end up having a great life. But you'd never know if you just killed yourself.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Just be a bit more optomistic and try to enjoy life a bit more.
TL;DR don't suicide. You'll be glad you didn't.
>he's an unemployed virgin who spends most of his time on an online forum of losers
>thinks he has above average intelligence
>>38740307
its true. All normies are scum.
>he can't read music
>he doesn't speak a foreign language
>he can't solve a differential equation
>he can't rebuild a carburettor
>he can't butcher an animal
>he can't write code
>he thinks "he's smart but lazy"
>>38740307
>spends his day shitposting about /r9k/ losers
Do you really think you're any better
>tfw outbid on ebay again
REEEE LET ME WIN AT SOMETHING IN LIFE
WTF still uses eBay? I bet you're dealing with Africans
>>38740303
What should I use to bid on products then?
>tfw snipe bids at the last minute
I`ll start.
"Yo, bro! Have you heard?! They`re gonna release a new iPhone!" *Continues to talk about unnessecary and uninteresting subjects*
>>38740302
Dude I can't wait buy one for my girlfriend, she's been nagging me lately about doing something nice for her.
Oh fuck you OP.
I bet you own a smartphone yourself.
Shit, we totally have to go watch tomorrow's game!
Can we just appreciate 10/10 qts without hating their gender and goddess tier genetics?ywn be this carefree and happy every day all day
>>38740221
lol she is ugly
i like and want
Post your 10/10 qt anon. I wanna feel.
What happened with >>38716042
I must know.
RESPOND
AAAAAO RESPOND
I can tell you anon... for a price. Do you really wanna know?
>>38740696
he says he was gonna make another thread and I didn't see it
>tfw high school drop out
>dad wants me to get my GED
>I know I'm too much of a brainlet to even pass the GED
>just want to start working but he says hes not even going to help me get my permit until I "get prepared" for the GED
>tfw just want to get my license/permit and just start fucking working
What the fuck should I do? Why do parents have to make things overly difficult.
This is by far the dumbest thing ive seen my father do in a long time.
What should I do?
>>38740208
Underage detected. Listen to your parents you stupid fucking retard. Even literal Down syndrome kids pass high school, you're so so so so so fucking stupid to not finish it, but at the very least you NEED a GED. You won't even be hired to clean shit stains out of bathrooms without a GED. You have no fucking clue how hard it is to "just work". You won't make enough money or hours to even support yourself, you will live in perpetual poverty and misery, you will be eternally chained to your shit tier job, never have any security because you're extremely replaceable so your bosses can and will treat you like shit, they don't care if you quit and can fire you at any time.
Your parents have more life experience than you, listen to them. Fuck you for wasting an opportunity many would die fir
>>38740967
Fuck you fucking nigger i know a store that would hire me and give 13 dollars an hour
I just want to work and get my license now and get my GED later
>>38741273
>Fuck you fucking nigger i know a store that would hire me and give 13 dollars an hour
No you stupid little fucking brainlet retard think for a second about what you're doing
What do bricklayers do every day without a GED? They stand in 95F heat and stack bricks from one pile to the other, sweating, baking in the fucking sun lifting shit with their back, cutting up their hands and putting shit down in another arbitrary spot to be moved again in 2 hours. You are setting yourself up to only be qualified for illegal jobs. Your "store" job won't work because there are at least 10 people who do not have jobs who are applying to every place they can get, except these people have college degrees, a car, previous employment history and 10 years of experience over you. It's time to grow up and listen to the people who know what the fuck they're talking about you little shitstain
Turns out fat acceptance is a lie and I do need to lose weight in order to be attractive. How do I begin?
Fat acceptance is only for women. Fat men are fucking disgusting.
Eat less, move more, oregano.
>>38740154
Try not to eat things that contain much sugar, because if you eat more than the body can take, it turns into fat. Also >>>/fit/
do people with bpd put their close ones on trials without the people knowing it?
like testing them and stuff
Bumping
I would like to know this too.
>>38740129
Yes they do
oriolo
>>38741076
Not OP, but like how- got any examples?