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What're you doing tonight to keep yourself from binging this Friday night?
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>>35099682
How hard is it to just stop stuffing your fucking face?
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>>35099682
replace food with cigarettes
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>>35099682
>What're you doing tonight to keep yourself from binging this Friday night?
Nothing.
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Why does everything from 2007-onward just feel like one long year?
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I view my life in sagas, every year being a saga. So idktf. Maybe you can try this too and it wont feel that way. At the end of each year, just reflect on what you've done and all the accomplishments and failures you have put away under your belt all year.
For example, 2015 was my normie saga. I had a job and went to school, and even had a girlfriend! (Lost all 3 in 2016 btw).
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>>35099669
see pic related for 4 seconds
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>>35099669
This is just a fact of life. As you get older time moves faster and also feels like way less time.
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What was prom like for you, robots?
>asked 3 girls to prom beforehand, they all rejected me
>got there late
>went to the dance floor but didn't dance
>loud pop music and flashy flickering lights start
>immediately triggered due to sensory overload
>about to cry
>leave dance floor quickly
>get food
>hang out with that girl who molested me and her bf
>feel really depressed suddenly
>decided i was going to sleep it away
>sleep at one of the tables for 30min
>teacher wakes me up, in fear someone had spiked my drink
>went home
Were these really the best years of my life?
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I didn't even ask any chick out. I just dressed nice and went there. Drank beer in the back room. Then we ran out of beer and i drank jagermeister, like 3/4 of a bottle. I got home in the trunk of my friends car. Oh, and i puked all around the gas station bathroom. And i took a nap on a graveyard behind the gas station for an hour.
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>Didn't even go
>There was no point in me going anyways
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>had no date
>get rejected by my crush
>get drunk as fuck
>make out with the ugliest girl at my class
>embarrass myself in front of everyone
>delete myself from their lives forever
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How is your Friday anons ? 2017-02-24 07:53:48 Post No.35099606
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How is your Friday anons ?
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>got tendies today !
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>>35099606
I stole your image. Are they any good pham? Homade? Whats the best condiments to eat tendies with? I'm nostaligic for the basic frozen tendie with ketchup. Such was childhood
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>>35099606
Your food looks disgusting but mine wasn't particularly better.
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>>35099699
i got them from this new restaurant I'm trying
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>be me
>trans girl
>don't pass at all
>meet a qt at class and start talking regularly
>say im a tranny
>she's visibly into it
>tell me she has a thing for "traps"
>benis gets hard
what do? im a virgin and I've never had any sexual experiences, and judging by how she talks to me she's pretty "kinky" but I've never looked into bdsm or anything related
pic unrelated
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use contraceptives
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>>35099531
do whatever you want, mentally ill people don't make smart decisions anyway
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>>35099597
This, you are responsible for not having your seed stolen. Women are spooky things, just get a visectimy. Also youre not trans, since you dont have gender dysphoria
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My name is
Isabella, the goat sella'
The Old Yella'
You wanna fight? I'm gonna smell ya
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>>35099467
respond on kik pls
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>>35099467
Drop the act and your faggot ass shit cuz me and my niggas roll hard, pussy niggas get hit
Better watch your mouth nigga
before things go south nigga
roll up in your house then I fuck your bitch on your couch nigga
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>>35099817
Why Do U Say The N Word So Many Time
Who else here has daily suicidal thoughts?
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You wont regret it unless you fail
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>>35099243
Me tbqhfamalam
Depression for a few months, GAD since I was a little kid.
I see a therapist twice a week, psychiatrist once a month, and a variety of other doctors in an effort to cure what I believe are symptoms of my anxiety.
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Me. Right this minute. I tried twice this summer, failed, second put me in a coma. I'm thinking third time might be the charm.
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You have 20 seconds to explain why you're not out in a kick-ass club with your girlfriend having fun instead of jacking off to Japanese porn right now
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>>35099145
get the fuck out of here and never return, normie scum.
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cuz im drunk and high as fuck listening to arcade fire and joy division and modest mouse whilst crying trying to upset tards on this board
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>>35099239
Get a girl bro. It's all you need.
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Why won't it calm down?
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You have to hold your breath.
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>>35099124
Let me calm it down for you
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>>35099440
>You have to hold your breath.
IT'S NOT HELPING
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PUA advice is a mix of god tier and die-a-fedora-wearing-virgin tier. Here's a rundown of some of the advice from the perspective of a normie
>dress clean and sharp
This is essential. However, it does not mean a suit. Make sure your clothes fit your frame. If you're super skinny or super fat I can see why you want to hide it, but you're not fooling anyone and you look like ass. Get contacts if you wear glasses, and get a meme-ey haircut if you're looking a bit shaggy
>negging
Fucking don't. Girls can smell your intention a mile away. It also does the exact opposite of what it aims to do. Instead of lifting yourself up above her, she'll perceive it as you being a dick, and therefor she is above you.
>numbers game
Also essential. But don't let it get in the way of your game. If you're just trying to get to as many chicks as possible, you'll come off as hasty and robotic rather than cool and collected. Just don't get phased by rejection, and don't hang around after being shrugged off
>no supplication
Generally good advice, but not set in stone. DO NOT offer a drink as your opening line. But if a girl seems relatively interested after some talk, buying her a drink can seal the deal
>stop and shock
No. This is creepy as fuck. Just introduce yourself like a normal person and then lead into conversation.
>kinoing
Also creepy as fuck. If you're going to touch her hand or shoulder your timing needs to be impeccable, so a beginner should nix this altogether.
>number close
Don't close with asking for a number. Even if you talk for 2 more minutes after getting digits, your chances of dialing a number you've been blocked from drastically decreases
Plenty of other stuff they got wrong/right, but this is just off the top of my head.
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>>35099076
thanks for sharing this advice, go away and come back if any of it ever works for you okay bro
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>>35099341
It does work.
Granted that I'n not particularly ugly or socially awkward. But if you're an uggo, you just have to focus on being funny, and social awkwardness will diminish the more you talk to people
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>>35099388
>it werks it werks
>hasn't actually worked for op he's a khhv
>it werks tho believe me it werks!
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escort thread
has anyone here done this before? which sites are legit? how should I go about doing this? any general tips? also escort general
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pls reply
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another self bump
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>was supposed to visit an escort this afternoon
>get a text from her this morning
>she started her period a couple days early
>have to reschedule for later in the week
>tfw no sex today
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>be me
>average looking guy
>overweight
>this qt been flirting with me all the time
>quickly assume she's just being friendly because a qt like that will always settle just for chad
>2 friends who don't know each other but they know this qt tell me that she likes me
>qt is easily an 8/10
>pretty skinny white girl, brunette green eyes
>wew lad I refuse to believe it
>stand in fron of the mirror and ask myself how that pretty girl likes something like me?
>does she have standards?
>a chad we know comes to me and tells me that they were talking earlier
>nervouspepe.jpg
>w-what she said, Chad?
>I know anon likes me, I like him too
>Chad told her that he's gonna tell me
>Stacy nervously says, pls don't
>Chad told me anyways and told me to ask her out
>my insecure bitchass don't know how to
wat do lads?
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>>35098984
Ask her out dumbass
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>>35098984
Do you actually like her, or have you already successfully killed your feelings for her?
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>>35099024
How the fuck do you ask a girl out without my nuclear autism kicking in before screwing everything and creeping her out? It's been happening all my life, and I'm 23 years old, she's just 1 year younger than me.
>>35099090
I do like her, I don't have feelings for her, she's hot I just been lusting over her, she got a nice booty.
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When was your last date and what happened
Was it good or bad? If bad, why did it turn out bad?
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>>35098948
bad, so bad it made me delete tinder
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why do most women feel like they need to shave their pubes? it looks so much better when they're neat and trimmed like OP.
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>>35098948
It was a fucking while ago, cause I have autism (like a yearish). But met up with some nerdy kind of asian girl from tinder, we play pool. The pool part was okay cause it takes a lot of the pressure off of having to make small talk. But after we were done playing we went to a coffee place to chill and it was honestly pretty awkward and I wanted to go home haha. So I rushed her and we walked back to our cars, I didn't try to kiss her cause I was shy and didn't plan on seeing her again anyways.
A week later she said she had a good time and wanted to see me again, I didn't respond.
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How much does makeup actually cost? Like how much does the average woman spend on this stuff on a month?
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>>35098908
why don't you just check sephora or some shit?
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I hate those eyebrows like that
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>finally get gf
>that feel when she doesn't wear makeup at all
>that feel when women that do apply way too much like your pic
WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY KNOW HOW TO APPLY THE CORRECT AMOUNT?! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Calling all kissless virgins
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What does being a kissless virgin feel like?
I understand people being virgins into there early-mid 20s (because virginity is lost more on social encounters that you can only really get by being in a decent sized social group rather than actually being a loser) but being a kissless virgin has no excuse.
Literally go up town and kiss some drunk chick.
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eww
hell no.
it has to be a fantasy kiss like in the animes. Everything pink and with the fireworks and shit. And the chick has to be a 10/10. I won't settle for any less than that.
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>>35098870
This, except I don't care about how pretty she is (as long as she isn't fat). I just want a cutesy romance like in my Chinese cartoons.
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>>35098797
>normal cant understand whats it like to be an abnormal
hmmmm