The /comfy/ season is fast approaching edition
>>39238549
First for the British Army, Join Today!
>walking home from work
>minding my own business
>in my own little world, immersed in daydreams
>suddenly a car full of chavy scum races past
>one of them leans out the window and shouts "YEAAAAH" at me
>it makes me jump
>they all laugh at me as they speed away in their shitty chavmobile
j-just leave me alone ;_;
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>brush teeth
>they still have holes in them
Use caulk. It'll whiten your teeth, and you can touch yourself while you think about how it sounds like cock.
>>39238426
but taht wont feex the holsies
>>39238410
thats because you drink tap water and use fluorided toothpaste
i almost never brush my teeth and theyre still alright
why are you sad today
I can't find a job.
I have a decent resume for general labor but, nowhere is hiring.
I feel worthless.
>>39238363
>You overhear your parents talking about "the anon situation"
I fell for the expat meme and now I need to wait another five and a half months for my lease to be up before I can go back to the U.S.
>hey anon, wanna hang out at my place and play some vidya?
>>39238086
>>hey anon, wanna hang out at my place and play some vidya?
ok
but I must warn you now, I will probably sperg out in the extended presence of a woman
Sachie? You look different.
New haircut?
>hey anon, wanna hang out at my place and play some vidya?
>Fuck no!
Showing my alpha dominance. She'll have to want me then.
Would you join the military, robots?
I would if I hadn't been hospitalized.
I really wanted to join the air force.
>>39238066
tribalism is retarded. but then again so am i.
No because I'm mentally ill and working any other shit job gets you paid more, unless you're fresh out of highschool and want benefits for college or are going to become an officer after college there's no real reason to. It doesn't get you laid magically, it doesn't make you chad it's just a scheme for the most part.
>"Hey bro, grab a slice"
What do?
>>39237922
Obviously grab one ? What are u fuckin gay
>>39237922
>Take a slice
"Put a shirt on faggot. What are you, fucking gay?"
>>39237922
Slice it up first, Chad, you fucking idiot
Would it be a deal breaker for a guy if a girl always skidmarked her panties? Asking for a friend.
>>39237886
I mean if said skidmarks werent a matter of neglecting personal hygiene its fine just dont let a nigga see that shit
>>39238013
>I mean if said skidmarks werent a matter of neglecting personal hygiene
What else would they be?
>>39237886
Depends. Vagina skidmarks or shitstains?
The former are gross the latter are a turn on.
>First day of uni
>"okay everyone split into groups of 4"
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WHY DO THEY DO THIS????? AT UNIVERSITY NO LESS?????????????? JUST LET ME STUDY ON MY OWN YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>"anon, why aren't you in a group yet?"
They still do this shit in College?
>>39237926
you get put into groups all the time for science and engineering courses. Either partners or group projects
I was even put into a group for an economics class. Also some group work to analyze some bullshit poems in an English Literature tutorial
Why haven't you vacuumed your appartment/house today?
It doesn't even take 15 minutes
Because I vacuumed on Sunday like I always do.
>>39237576
because i dont wwant to move furniture
>>39237576
>doesn't even take 15 minutes
it does
Why do normies like alcohol so much?
pic unrelated
They haven't tried any cool drugs.
>most alcoholic drinks taste good on atleast some level
>alcohol makes you feel good
Alcohol is legal and makes you feel nice.
Untill your tolerance is too high for it to affect you without drinking hard liquor. I hate alcohol now. I can drink 12 beers and feeling nothing. Such a waste of money. But if 6 can get you hammered it's worth it.
Serious thread, is sex with a child really that bad?
Like if the child consents, does it with a trusted person (no stds), and enjoys it what's wrong?
A child can not give consent.
Why? Because it is a fucking CHILD.
Go see a doctor, you disgusting piece of shit.
Ancient greeks did it. Literally.
A child can not give consent.
Why? Because it is a fucking CHILD.
Go see a doctor, you disgusting piece of shit. Originality
opinions on my practice girlfriend? shes kinda fat
>>39236936
Don't mess with people's hearts.
>>39236936
Fuck off normalfag
Sage
>>39236936
Fuck of you twat
>be with girl, her first for everything except sex as she wanted to wait
>i was kind, loyal, treated her like a princess, understanding, always done cute things for her
>always turned her on, loved making out with me and sucking my dick
>together for a year, till she wakes up one day and apparatly loses feelings
>dates someone else only a week later but that only lasted 2 weeks
>over the next 2 months we're arguing on and off, she is literally starting everything, saying all I care about is sex (even though me and her never even did it nor did I pressure her or anything??)
>talks to some guy for 10 days, goes to his house, and fucks him, they wasn't even together
>guy ditches her the next day I hack into her snapchat and pic related is convo with her sister
How the fuck does some random guy who never did anything for her, who didn't support her through all the hard time like I did why the fuck does he bang her and not me? She lost her virginity to some average lookin kid the stupid fucking whore. Not to someone like me who was a decent and understanding boyfriend. Fuck this, she was sweet, a virgin, not trashy, but girls really are all fucking hoes.
>>39236372
No its proof she didn't like you because you were nice. Women will want to fuck you if you respect them, not be nice to them
>dating a girl who uses snapchat
kys
>treated her like a princess
kek
isint it fuckin fascinatic lads how your life would turn around if you spontaniously happend to lose weight and took hormones? This is fuckin ridiculous when you think about it how the guy who would beat you for looking at him strange at one point would desire fuckin you.
Yeah it would, but I don't really have a pretty face and have a weird skeleton. 5'2 with long blond hair and a big butt but fucked in literally every other department.
>trap has a bigger dick than I do
No thanks
>>39236531
>big butt
pics or it didnt happen
you won't because you don't
When did you realize that alt-left is the only way forward for /r9k/?
>>39235447
When i realized that communism was too advanced for the times.
Since machines can work 24/7.
I unironcially became communist when i realized that machines can do all the work in the future.
Mark my words, the first step is universal basic income will be implemented in the u.s. when truck jobs get automated since thats the number 1 employer in alot of states.
More and more jobs will get automated, and thats where we are heading.
>>39235447
What's alt-left? Traditional left is fine for me.
>>39235447
>>39235505
When I go to sleep every night.
Get fucked commie.