This mtv "reality star" committed suicide. If he couldn't find hope, why do I continue to try?
>>36205829
Wasn't told the rules...have no idea what you're talking about.
>>36205829
What does this person's suicide have to do with you? People kill themselves for a variety of reasons, many of which have nothing to do with looks or money.
>>36205885
If this guy can't find joy in life, how can we? He's literally 10/10 and can have anything he wants, but he decides to throw it all away. Why?
An ancient being arrives and is about to send your consciousness back in time exactly ten years to the date. You will be unaware of what happens in the future and have no memories of the future when your consciousness is sent back. All you know is that your consciousness has been sent back with a message.
This message can be anything you want, as specific or vague as you want, even lottery numbers or whats gonna happen in the future.
What message do you send?
>>36205771
Invest in bitcoin and sell at 1300.
>>36205771
>2007
>be 23
>last chance at losing virginity was around 19, 20
Guess I'd just tell myself some winning lotto numbers
the entire draft order of the 2008 NFL draft. I would be able to make a lot of money gambling correctly predicting every single pick and it would be extremely hard to track
also, to grow a pair and go watch a clint eastwood movie or something
Hey r9k, why don't you just end it all? You can't live forever in this girlfriend-less future. You can make it quick and painless.
Your ancestors are waiting for you. Why don't you join them?
It is rough right now but it will get better it always gets better!
I live purely out of spite and it keeps me happy
>>36205684
No it doesn't. It never gets better. It's hopeless.
But one step you can end your pain once and for all.
Do it r9k.
Do it.
Lainchan has risen out of the ashes. Rebirth.
>>36205663
bump in the name of Lain and no other
>>36206354
everyone was talking about it earlier, now no one cares? ok
>>36205663
What even happened to it? I check it out maybe twice a year to look at ricer desktops, I was literally just on it the other day and then it was gone.
i like this show
you have been muted for 32 seconds
>>36205632
Here's a (you), lonely little anon, enjoy! :^)
>>36206411
thank you my friend
origilol
>>36205632
>You'll never own the Foreigner belt
Why brother.
Have you ever loved someone and they loved you back?
>>36205621
You know the implications behind that question and you asked it here anyway
Shove some broken glass up your urethra
>>36205621
I now do :3
>>36205621
they said they did, then broke up with me/cheated a few months later.
Who else here psycho eyes in pictures? Will we make it or do the eyes really reveal we are mentally broken beyond repair?
Adam Lanza eyes here can confirm gas station clerks think I"m cray cray
yep, people always act very aggressively towards me unless they meet my eyes in which case they recoil.
I don't know if I have murderer eyes but people tell me I have the eyes of a drug addict. My irises are pretty big and my pupils tend to shrink until you can barely see them when I'm outside and it's barely sunny
> weather finally warm again (<60 degrees fahrenheit)
> go to college in the city
> be a KHV surrounded by women who dress as slutty as possible
> hot weather has me feeling unbearably horny 24/7
> Realize that my ancestors at my age (19) were already popping out kid and living independently
> Major depression sets in that even the warm weather can't dispel
Just strike me with a lightning rod, cruel Gods.
Do you live in Boston
I saw a high amount of sluts today who just couldn't wait to wear their slut garb
>>36205471
No, New York. Although I imagine the situation would be pretty much the same with regard to sluttitude.
>>36205471
How did you fare out in the world today anon?
I spent the evening sitting in the living room playing rummy with mother while the television was playing.
>>36205442
>rummy
explain
>>36205442
Did you score? Op
>>36205500
lol came here to post this. Sounds gay
How do you hate women while simultaneously being sad over tfw no gf?
Why do you give them that power over you.
>>36205404
the first one is probably caused by the second one. don't you think so?
>>36205404
1. I don't outwardly hate women, I'm more just quietly indifferent towards them
b. As a wizard, I made peace with dying alone a virgin and never having a gf, a long time ago
>>36205404
Why do you keep posting this guy?
>Stacy is in public toalet covered in chads cum
(we know each other from school)
>She is like anon is that you?What are the odds....
>show me what you are working with, you have a decent one, don t worry you know I wouldn t change my mind tommorow and charge u for rape
me: clean that cum off of you
her:(vomiting) aww shit, you do it
>I returned to my nerdy/average friends and didn t fuck her
Was it a good decidion?
If I understand correctly what the fuck you are trying to say then yes.
>>36205378
You cleaned the cum off her? Wtf?
>>36205850
I didn t, u didn t read
What's up with normies making sandwiches so big you can't take a proper bite out of it?
A sandwich should allow the consumer to get every layer with one bite.
Who says they cant? Normies can do a lot of things anon.
>>36205341
The ice cream is getting all melty.
Americans are fat fucks thats why.
I just want a wife; i don't care about sex etc. I just want someone in my life that loves me enough to care that i'm dead, other than a family member, to be by my side on my deathbed. Is that too much too ask for?
>>36205331
It is these days. Unless you become gay.
>>36205331
>I want a wife
>I don't care about sex
That right there, is the sole reason your hypothesis is incorrect, adolescent.
>>36205622
The point is i don't care about the sex that may be impiled; i just want a loyal life partner.
AMA about to binge and purge this beast
>>36205232
Next review when ?
>>36205232
will you die after consuming it looks nice though
>>36205232
did you add extra toppings
Robots, how do you feel about tipping roasties?
>tip -4
>deducts 5
This dude is on another level.
i dont tip woman
Tipping in general is pretty much a socialist practice. They're already getting paid, and they're not working hard enough for a better salary, so it's just unnecessary charity that society forces you in.