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I've been writing shitty poetry and song lyrics for the past few months. I just want someone to read it. Could you just read one or two of the short ones and let me know what you think? If you liked any of them?

Please. I don't have any friends to read this.

http://motleycourt.blogspot.com/?m=1
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I read it, but I don't know anything about poetry. I also cannot take poetry seriously, except in a few cases where the author seems authentic. That is probably a very stupid opinion about poetry.
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Great start! Biggest suggestion is to avoid all cliches though, or really overused things like "be my miracle" or "death."

The most important thing about being a good poet is being original.
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>>36188312

Like, let's say you want to talk about death or feeling like dying. You need to avoid saying "darkness, death, nothing, void," as much as possible.

Like, it's more poetic to talk about it in a new way- like walking right into the sun with a huge grin on your face, since it's an unexpected and more clever way to talk about it.

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Why not get a Latina gf?

>Makes good food
>Helps you become more alpha
>Warm skin tone unlike white roasties who look like ghosts
>Super fertile
>Your daughter will look like Audrey Plaza
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Nice try, Juanita, we all know that every latina girl has BPD, Daddy issues, histrionic behavior and stinky farts.
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latinas are either HB 10/10 or 2/10's. There is no inbetween.

I'm not good enough for the 10/10's
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>>36188195
>>36188164
Man shut the fuck you stupid piece of shite roasties or racist white guys

You're fucking ruining this'd fucking board fucking fuck off

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Are you student looking for a job this summer? Tired of being a useless NEET? Be a seafood processor in Alaska with me. Most companies pay for your flight to alaska and give you free room and board. You work for a couple months during the summer season and then you fly back home. No work experience needed!
The shifts are long but any shifts over 8 hours give you overtime pay.
starts june 1
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yeah I can't take people who say they "can't find a job" seriously because this exists.
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I worked in a factory before.

Cold, unorganized, hostile, miserable mess of nightmarish shifts awful duties unobtainable dead lines.

I got strep throat and just had to quit.
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Tired of being a useless NEET?

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>accidentally trusted a thot again
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>>36188131
Never trust females, OP. I learned that lesson the hard way when I found out the baby wasn't mine. Tell me what happened
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>a thot

Can someone tell me where this word comes from?
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>>36188168
I'm sorry man.
A Stacy acted like she liked me, I tried to stay away, but my Chad friend pushed me into it and it all turned out to be a cruel joke.
Should've trusted my guts.

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i believe that whites have the biggest penis on earth. not blacks. and i'm not even white. i see more big dicks on white men than any other races. but why are you guys here ? you're supposed to make it out there. just remember that you're superior to any other races in any way, so there's no reason to have low self esteem and confidence. most people that built modern civilization are white, they did that not without confidence.
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>>36188123
I believe anime and all it's derivative works should be outlawed and those found with it should be charged with being a danger to society and themselves.
You literally cannot do anything to disprove the above fact.
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>>36188123
There is no doubt certain African areas have very high proportions of large penises, like the Congo
But just be glad that the two biggest countries in the world, China and India are known for having small penises.
The West has a lot more diversity so much harder to measure tbqh.
I think whites have the best proportions, only people who fetishise and fantasise about black men find them super attractive; white men cover a much broader area since we have more apparent difference when it comes to genetic makeup; black and asian men fall into the trap of being a trophy.
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>>36188123
>have penis not long enough to brag about it but not short enough to make a micropenis thread
It's literally the penis in the middle of that image famalam

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>The North Korean government condemns Western gay culture as a vice caused by the decadence of capitalist society, and denounces it as promoting consumerism, classism, and promiscuity.[46] In North Korea, "violating the rules of collective socialist life" can be punished with up to two years' imprisonment.[47] However, according to the North Korean government, "As a country that has embraced science and rationalism, the DPRK recognizes that many individuals are born with homosexuality as a genetic trait and treats them with due respect. Homosexuals in the DPRK have never been subject to repression, as in many capitalist regimes around the world."

Is there any country more redpilled than North Korea?
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>>36188071
if they were actually redpilled then they'd hang fags
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>>36188885
Does this mean muslims are the most redpilled people?
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>>36188071
I like the part where their starving citizens eat grass and corpses

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>I live for drugs
Its great
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Just who exactly would you be quoting there new friend?
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>>36188035
What do you use OP?
I'd rather use drugs to make sober life more fun, so I just sticks to psychs.
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>>36188077
Just lately I freaked out on acid. I freaked out very very badly.

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tfw cant wipe my ass clean
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>>36188034
Why not? What seems to be the problem?
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>>36188068
You're not rimming my ass clean, bitch boy.
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>>36188152
Oh you've done it now son, I will rape your whole face literally stick my dick inside your nostrils

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>finally get a first GF
>think about marrying her after a week
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>finally get into a relationship
>it only lasts 20 days
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>>36188018
Congratulations. Now please proceed to /soc.
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>>36188018

OP, it's okay to feel that way. You finally have something in your life to be excited for. Allow yourself to have these nice feelings. Just don't propose to your gf just yet

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Did you have ice cream this year yet?
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>>36188009

is that the ice cream version of getting blacked?
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>>36188009
No. I really would like to, but I'm trying to lose weight and become a better person in every single way
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>>36188009

I can't my throat hurts like a motherfucker

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Don't fall for it fellow robots, love is just another painful emotion that fuels anxiety. I fell for it, but you don't have to. I am in love at the moment and I'm filled with the fear that I'm not good enough that she will leave me for someone else. Shakespeare was wrong.
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>>36187989
Let go of it, she's already left and broken your heart, you just haven't realized it yet. Sever the ties now, cut all contact.
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>>36187989
She will break your heart anon. Women are heartless whores, they are always looking for someone better.
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>>36188080
>they are always looking for someone better.

Men do the same thing. It's not a problem that is occurring in only one gender, it's just simply how humans, women or not, are. Why do you think we get practice gfs?

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I'm posting kakyoin in cool sunglasses everyday

Day18
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>>36187954
I give you Kakyoin: Sunglasses Removed
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Cool story bro
How's life coming along?
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I'm posting kakyoin in cool sunglasses everyday

Day19

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What fad diet are you trying this week?
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>>36187909
None I've just been eating under 1600 calories a day
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>>36187968
Enjoy starvation mode
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>>36188021
It sucks but I've lost 20lbs already

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How do I get my 18yo sister who is adopted to have sex with me, I never thought of her as a sister I don't care much about our relationship and I 100% sure she's attracted to me how do I make her want to fuck?
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>>36187871
We're NOT related
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>>36187871
rape is always within the realm of possibilities anon
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>>36187871
you degenerate sick perverted puppy
>:(

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>be my birthday
>go to DQ to get an ice cream cake cus it's hot
>lady asks if I want a name written on it
>ask her to write "Happy Birthday Anon"
>tell her it's for my little brother
>go to pay
>she asks for my card
>sees my name on the card matches the cake
>turns to her Stacy friend and whispers something
>they bust out laughing
>leave the store without my cake or credit card
End it now
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Why'd you leave the cake baka
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>>36187882
I was too embarrassed
Should I go back and get it?
I already cancelled my credit card with the bank
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>>36187859
What's wrong with your name

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