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Went to a bar tonight and roasties were in full fucking force
At one point this stacey started grinding on a fucking dog because there werent enough chads around
Why are women such fucking garbage
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I just love how normalfag chads look the same.

>Hat turned around backwards
>Tattoos showing on the arms
>Tight t-shirts
>Facial hair
>Watch nothing but sports and talk about sports

It's like they have no originality, and women don't seem to care.
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>>39313824
how do any of these people look the same?
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>>39313824
I just love how neckbeard nates look the same.

>receding hairline
>pasty arms
>baggy t-shirts
>facial pubes
>watch nothing but anime and talk about anime

It's like they have no originality, and women don't seem to care.

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Missed my first day of community college today cause im a lazy cunt...am i fucked? Do i just show up next week like nothing ever happened?
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>Do i just show up next week like nothing ever happened?
Nothing did happen retard, go to your fucking class
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>>39313814
My brother missed his first day and got dropped..im just scared that'll happem to me senpai
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>>39313742
its the first day literally nothing happens ever in actual college and you are in babby college.
don't worry just go next time.

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So one day you walk in on your GF cheating on you with your best friend
(If you're a true robot just imagine you have a gf and best friend)
How do you handle it? What would you do?
Be a cuck?/ Break up with her?/ Fight your friend? other?
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>>39313601
I'll never have a (((((GF))))) so the threat is moot.
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Fight my friend. Can't deal with that shit. Would sperg out completely.
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stop talking to both

any robots trying to become software engineers?

Where are you at in your journey
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Im a salaried one right out of school. Feels good man.
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>>39313530
Working on my prerequisites while working a very demanding full-time manufacturing job. I don't think I'm gonna make it lads. The math keep getting harder and the hours at the factory longer. There simply isn't enough time to do everything. The stress is getting to me.
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>>39313530
i went to school for it but i cant get a job in the field because im black. so i work on my personal projects and hope they will be successful one day

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What's the most robot class/race/playstyle in Skyrim? Imperial or Stormcloak? Just started a game as a necromancer Breton. Is that the ultimate robot way?
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>>39313461
Argonians are pretty fucking robot

>shit on by everyone
>seen as 2nd rate citizens
>ugly as fuck
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>>39313534
>>39313461
argonian master race
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>>39313461
Probably argonian but I like khajjit (I can't be fucked to spell it right if it's wrong). Think about it, all your other race mates or whatever are together in their caravans and you are the only one that goes solo (other than j'zargo or whatever in the college). You ain't no normie cat

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Any questions will be answered by OP and other /fit/ness experts.

>a beginners guide to health and fitness
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>a calculator to see how many calories you need to diet
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

>apps to easily track your calories
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
http://loseit.com/

>what program/s should I use to start lifting weights?
http://routineexcellence.com/choosing-from-5-popular-beginner-lifting-programs/

>cool app to track your progress
https://symmetricstrength.com/

>how to squat, deadlift, and bench press

Squat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVC_AnZYYM

Deadlift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AObAU-EcYE

Bench Press: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9UQ4FBVXI

We're all gonna make it brahs.
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Fuck off.

These threads belong on /fit/.

Nobody gives a fuck here about you giving advice. If we wanted advice we would go to the fucking board on /fit/

Also fuck off with this "general" crap.

Mods do your jobs and get rid of this cancer/
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My nuts hurt when i jog / cardio exercise

Why?
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>>39313389
I'm sorry, I didn't know attempting to help my comrades on a notopic board was such a crime.

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Texasfags report in, I'm just waiting to die.
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why wait, run down to the beach
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>>39313323
good. let the purge begin.
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Houston reporting in!

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Have any of you guys gone clamming? It's really fucking fun
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What's in the bottle?
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>>39313210
yee. it was cool. you in the pacific northwest?
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>>39313319
Just one of those cheap wines, for scale

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Friday night /drinking/
>It's almost Saturday and still no bread edition.
Ayy mangos hope your all having a great time, what you sipping on tonight?
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>>39313174
I just have a cup of milk
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chugging fireball whiskey while smoking
Gonna get fugged bros
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>>39313174
water, because i live with my parents and they'd judge the fuck out of me if they caught me drunk alone in my room

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i joined the army, my basic date got moved up to next monday all the way from october

i decided to throw my going away party tonight

i was asking people all week to come and they all seemed game

nobody showed. i just wanted to sit down and have a drink with some of my older friends and they couldn't even grant me that.

i don't want to look at snapchat or instagram because I know all I'll see is pictures of them out doing more important things.

i hope i die in our next major war, /r9k/, because i'm too pussy to kill myself
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>>39313163
What's your MOS anon

origami
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>>39313163
Go to college, the military will treat you like trash. It is a big regret of mine that I joined the military. Especially if you are joining enlisted, enjoy your 1600 dollars a month for the next 4 years. Lower middle class pay. Military is a distraction, it will not better you overall. Enjoy early morning PT 3 days a week.
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>>39313183
roast me but i picked 11b

like i said i'm too pussy to kill myself, might as well let some zipperhead or chink do it.

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>you will never help your qt gf ruin her cunt
Why is this so hot? Tbh it seems like an intimate thing to do with your gf over several months.

Life is pain
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>>39313135
what a time to be alive
truly
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I can never keep up with what guys want. It's hopeless. First you want an ultratight labia-less pussy, and now you want full-on roast? I give up.
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Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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>tfw no chubby asian gf
where are all you hiding I know you're out there.
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>>39313113
I had one of those before, she wasn't that great
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The female body is disgusting.

oregano
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>>39313143
Was she nice

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Who else thinks the latest hearthstone expansion is fucking ridiculous? I still haven't beaten Marrowgar, and after seeing the lich king, i don't want Arthas anymore.
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>>39313045
the banana meme lives on again
honestly better then frog posting faggots.
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>>39313045
>poorfags
The expansion is easy

That said the set is shit because it's druidstone now
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>>39313045
If you can't beat marrowgar you are seriously retarded

>Tried self improvement
>Great cardio shape
>13 percent body fat
>Started lifting
>Changed hairstyle
>Dress better
>Still never been rated over a 4 on photofeeler

Being ugly short is a death wish. How do you guys cope with knowing no one will ever want you?

It's tearing me apart every day.
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Wow it's almost as if those things just take your image so they can use it for Facebook bots
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>>39313022
You've got to become a s*rial k*ller bro
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>>39313066
I don't wanna kill women. I know I'm a genetic failure. I can't really blame them.

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Honestly imagine how great life could be if there were no Jews to fuck everyone over. They have done insurmountable damage to America and the western world.
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>>39312955
Yup but they lost, so that world never happen.
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I think about it all the time. Semites and their religions are the worst.
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jews are superior to whites, hence why they are the ones in every single position of power

you should stop being an angsty and jealous cuckold about not being part of the master race, cumskin

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