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>>35064748
No long boarding QT

I used to live for that shit. Carving the asphalt. So much fun

Nice photoshoot, girls can't skate.

>>35064748

I'll take my chances in the closest shopping cart headed downhill into fast traffic.

>>35064427
I don't get who I'm supposed to be here

>>35064464
She's an Indian. The meme for Indians is "Poo in the Loo". I suggest you lurk more before posting.

I am going to implement modern plumbing and sewage throughout the country, amass a fortune, and create a new future for the Indian people.

Too snobbish. Sorry.

>>35063236
Top stupid, not good with hardware/handiwork.

>>35063236
>implying anyone on 4chan is or would become a skilled tradesman

Well, I don't recommend it. Didn't you hear the risk that those things entail. I guess it's your funeral, though . . .

>>35061597
How much does that shit cost?

>>35061597
The hips/legs look kinda goofy pham

>>35061361
I am shit

>Short
>Ugly
>Indian

ugly short aspie

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>>35060985
>going through drive-thru
>pull up to speaker
>they ask me what I want
>"yeah, can I p-please have a number 4 small"
>"I'm sorry, can you please repeat that sir? I couldn't hear you."
>"yeah can I have a number 4 small."
>Several seconds of silence, I'm overcome with embarrassment and anxiety at this point
>"Sorry, could you say it one more time? I am having trouble hearing you."
>It's too much at this point, I decide to cut my losses
>"You know what, never mind."
>I pull up, but there are several cars ahead of me
>can't reverse out of there because there are cars behind me too
>I sit there like an autist for several minutes, waiting for the cars ahead of me to get their orders
>as I drive past the window, I make eye contact with the employee, and she has a look of confusion/pity on her face

Needless to say, I never went back to that restaurant again. Now I tend to order inside and take it to go, I have a soft voice and drive-thru's are one of my many enemies.

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>>35060985
LMAO
is that you dude? We took a couple of pictures before you left. Your entire body is a mess. Doesn't look like you're holding up too well, poor you.

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>in mcdonalds
>loud
"what drink would you like with that?"
>don't hear her
>instincts kick in
"...yes."
>she stares at me blankly

>>35060827

Because women are horrible, and to give up and become one is a fate worse than death.

Not gonna lie, running my photo through this app triggered my AGP like nothing else.

what app is this please tell me

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come on people join in

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my drawings are bad and rarely finished

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drew my brother

>>35058891
Tonight it's just light beers after a bottle of wine earlier today.

fellow metalhead!
\m/
keep on headbanging!

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>>35058891
>work

stop it

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>>35058715
First for Christ our savior

should edging be painful

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[post number] for midnight diner, comfiest show on netflix after bob ross

>>35056145
bump

italian herb that sounds like original

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Is there any recourse for being INFP?

It has some upsides, but its dragged down by the fact that even the most minor of emotional inconveniences or personal attacks seems like the end of the universe to by little sensitive pixie feels.

>>35056325
I understand how you feel, i used to be a INFP, but due to hardening to such a shitty environment overtime. I suggest try to be more outgoing really, anywhere you go (Suggestively when your shopping in a grocery store, or getting coffee, speak to the barista, or bagger, or cashier). Always start a conversation with a "Hey". When shit gets more casual, you can go for "Hey <name of recipient>". Always start it out afterwards with a "Hows it going" then "What're/ve you been up to?". Go off of that. Practice smalltalk really fucking hard. You legitimately can talk about anything, and don't worry about stuttering. It'll start working more the more you practice it. And remember, be yourself personality wise. Not even joking. The best thing you can do is be true to your personality, even if your filthy weeb trash, like me. So far i have a few friends who are close to me and i think they're pretty cool. Overtime, figure out about clubs to go to in the area (As in activity groups to your liking, like video games, chess, politics, anime clubs), or pubs/sportbars. Also this is OP.

also i ment "a girlfriend"

I'm so very excited to get my life starting for real. Decades being a prisoner, a puppet, I need this.

I can't do it alone though. I need someone to accompany me. Kitty with her foreign exotic feline features and Bunny with her perfect hair seem like the perfect choices.

I could be wrong and that's not what is going to happen but I don't care. I have given so much to this world and it's time for me to get mine. Let me be selfish for just a little while.

>>35034922
Yup, my wife is pretty glorious.

>>35035221
AHHHHH

I'M JUST SO FUCKING EXCITED TO FIND OUT WHAT I AM.

>>35069149
women can't be robots go back to srs for women

Be my stuck virgin gf

>>35069149
how is that weird at all? yes, if you're ugly you can't expect guys to fawn over you and be nice to you, why the fuck would they? it's insulting as fuck that you want that. it's even more insulting that you refuse sex when you should be grateful for the offer.

Are any mobile games worth playing? Free ones require friends to play with, or require you to wait or play. Paid ones are just higher quality in only graphics. Gameplay sucks one dimensional clickers, bejeweled clones, builders, reach the high score no sense of progress... The only decent ones are emulators and ports. Where's the story games, shouldn't there be games with fun touch mechanics, more Lan party games. Fun run was fun you could pop a game with anyone join with random people, final fantasy tactics is my favorite portted rpg, quadropus rampage best game reminded me of flash games

>>35068730
I like Plague, Inc. and Alto. That's all I have on my phone, as I find gaming on console/PC to be more enjoyable.

>>35068730

Are any mobile games worth playing?

Not, they've all felt like timesinks for me. I only play one at a time, often join online communities about them and even join their in-game circle-jerk (I stay away from games that require a social media log-in, don't have any)

I guess I just like the accessibility of them, it's mindless gaming without /v/ elitism or monetary investment (consoles, games, and accessories)

>>35068201
don't live in the second world i guess anon

>>35068201

Act like an adult if you want to participate in grown-up things.

>>35068253
>>35068238

>wagecucks

I will never stoop to your level begging for a job, and then being someones bitch for 5 (6) days a week.