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I can not start new threads in my browser (Pale Moon), so I have to use Firefox to start threads. Posting works fine, though. Help!
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wouldn't know because I don't use that browser. remove extensions / make sure you don't have a vpn running or just use opera
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delete system32 senpai

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Am I retarded? Like, I forget how much leverage each foot needs for a walk cycle.
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>>38233303
We're alot like this N7sCM

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Does anyone else here daydream constantly?

I'll just create an alternate reality in my head, where i'm someone else, and just keep running through scenarios and fantasies with it until i move on to the next one.

I've been doing it for so many years that i don't even make a conscious effort about it anymore. It just keeps happening whenever my mind is not preoccupied with something else.
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Eat up, pupperity poo
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>>38233237
eatarino pupperino
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>>38233237
>and just keep running through scenarios and fantasies with it until i move on to the next one.

I do this too but maybe not to your extent. Mine usually involve myself just in different situations and circumstances, usually centered around my immediate environment, usually revolving around a huge war taking place in the city I live, or me exploring it alone, generally a few core settings/themes which I endlessly explore different ideas/scenarios within them

>*knocking*
>open door
>"Are you Anon? We have a search warrant for your electronic devices."
How do you react and why?
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>>38475900
Perfectly fine because I'm not a pedophile you pedophile.
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Look out my peep hole with gun in hand and if they look like cops i call the non emergency number and ask if theyre cops and if they are cops i put my gun down and let them in
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>>38475900

I would feel inconvenienced and wonder If I could claim money back for work lost

>doing school test
>question" ^quote^ ; what did he mean by this?"
>mfw
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Trick question do fembots exist NO
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>that anon who's been talking about getting sent to china for the past year
Is he going there on a donkey or something? It doesn't take that long to travel to china anymore
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>that anon who keeps typing in all caps and posting pepe dabbing images
stop. please.
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>>38233178
>that anon that makes shitty bait threads
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>that anon who found 500 bitcoins he bought in 2011on a old usb

>sex and losing your virginity is a meme
It doesn't make you any less lonely, Robots - don't give up your potential wizard powers, don't fall for it
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>"Wanna go hit a blunt with us, anon?"

Wat do
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>"Sure, lmk when"
As easy as that.
t. cyborg
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>"kill yourself degenerates"
As easy as that
t. kill yourselves

Genuine question, in the few online interactions that I've had with normalfags in recent times they all react extremely negatively towards having their points or manner of arguing laid out for others to see, to the point where the "argument" devolves into "haha fuckin autist loser lol, y wud u even", even if it acts in their detriment. I don't get it, any of my fellow robots have a clue?
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>>38233138
because normies think they are superior just because they can get fug and when they see that they cant win they try to insult robots by trying to "destroy" their "Self confidence"
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>>38233138
what the fuck is that .gif there
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>>38233236
Not even i know the answer to that question

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Do you think anybody has ever impregnated their own mother?
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>>38233079
Yes. Royal cucks I'm sure.
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>>38233079
Me. I am my own father. AMA
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>>38233079

Your dad obviously.

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How long have you been in love with your oneitis?

Is she in a relationship right now? Is it with Norman, Chad, Tyrone, or someone else?

Are you trying the "no contact" strategy to attempt to escape this Hell, or have you resigned yourself to beta orbiting?

Are you going down the dark path and stalking her? Online, or in person?

Tell us your story, Anon.
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My oneitis rejected me.

She's single. We still have sex regularly. I kissed her today. I'm already starting to see her as the average hot girl that she is. Oneitis fading fast.

Still a good fuck.
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>>38475670
OP here. I envy you, friend.

I've had oneitis for 11 years. I fell in love with her at 17 and told her I wanted to marry her. I offered to change anything about myself that wasn't compatible with her desires. She apologized for not loving me back. After that, I decided to go the "no contact" route, since everyone said that was the cure to oneitis. Now I'm just as in love with her at 28 as I was more than a decade ago. To add to the fun, my oneitis contacts me every couple of years, sometimes through intermediaries, to apologize to me yet again. I never respond because hey, "no contact" is the cure to this curse, right?

Back in the day, I enrolled in her university, obtained a job there, and accessed her student records. They contained her social security number, which I beat off to. I also grabbed one of the posters I saw her putting up around campus so I could touch something that she had touched. Oh, and I became best friends with her ex so I could learn more about her, and occasionally brush up against the guy she had touched. (I guess this was a little homo.) I kept that friendship up for 10 years, until he got to the point where he wouldn't talk to me about her anymore. There are a lot more stories I could tell, but they're all just as pathetic.

I've told every girl I've been with since I was 17 that I'm in love with my oneitis. Oddly enough, it's never been a deal-breaker, though one girl accused me of cheating with someone else later, so maybe I planted the seed of doubt within her.

I'm married now, and my wife accepts that I'm in love with someone else, since I'm still in love with her, too. (If you don't believe it's possible to be in love with more than one person at once, I think you just haven't experienced it, IMO.)

Recently, through some cyberstalking, I found out that my oneitis is engaged.

I still jack off to her Facebook and yearbook photos.

I'm going to die in love with my oneitis.
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>>38476050
Jesus Christ
Is there no redemption in this world?

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wow look at the step sister of dylann roof
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I hope that's her dad

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ANON'S LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY
YOU'VE BEEN IDLE SINCE ALL OF LAST MAY
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>>38233046
I was hoping it was the .gif version when I clicked
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>>38233046
oh look the nigger decided to make another thread. sage, hidden, etc.
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>>38233046
>get fired from shitty retail job in the last week of April
>get hired by a better retail job the last week of May

Feels good

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>tfw more attractive than 50% of males
>but rank 0th percentage in amount of gfs
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