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JUST BIT THE SHIT OUT OF MY OWN LIP WHILE EATING TURKEY
CURSE YOU FUCKING DSL NIGGER LIPS
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You shouldn't be able to solve this
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Where did it all go so wrong lads? Also, failed normie general
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>tfw only managed to fuck my girl ONCE this week
This is easily worst than being a virgin, robots will never get it!
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Memes aside, as a life-time Robot, shut-in, virgin, autism bux, 100% never been normal.
What's it actually like to be a failed normie?
Back when I was still part of society (because of age) I just remember looking at people like they were completely different to me, like a different species, from another planet.
For the longest time I always thought people just pretended to have emotions, because I never felt them.
I can't even relate to the (>tfw no gf ) threads on here or >oneitis threads on here because it's just never been an issue for me.
That said, I've always imagined myself as being "lucky" to be a true robot, as in that I don't have any normie desires besides wanting a roof over my head and food to eat, so as long as I have that I'm happy.
My main psychologist asked me what I think would the average person do in my situation and I said I believe the average person (meaning a normie) would probably kill themselves if they had to live like me, but for me it's no issue.
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the only thing i want to do is dream at night
i didnt have a dream for months and i just want to feel that unique and mystic world again
it doesnt have to be a good dream or a sex dream,, a nightmare is good too but for the love of god brain let me dream
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>>38324492
Buy some melatonin and take 5mg, 1hr before bed.
It makes you fall asleep faster and I usually get crazy vivid dreams whenever I do.
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>mfw I realised it's 1000x more fun to post on /pol/ when I post pretending to be a dindu
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I just want to be happy
really, I just want my parents to be proud of me
I want to the people who hurt me to understand why it hurt so much
i want my friends to respect me
and i want to be loved in an honest way
i just want to be happy
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>>38324406
You should try just accomplishing things instead. I don't think anybody will ever care about those personal hopes the way you do.Drake's new album More Life has a theme of discussing people who didn't care about him changing their tone after his success
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best way to be happy is to set goals, anon.
if its school, improve grades etc.
if its work, take pride in what you do, you cant expect your friends to respect you if you dont respect yourself.
good luck
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>>38324406
Then work for it faggot...
Happiness doesn't come alone, you gotta find it.
You guys just want everything handed to you without making any effort, the world doesn't work like that, just make a fucking effort!! What do you have to lose ? You life sucks already.
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hobnob and a wank edition
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>>38495575
thanks lad
nice weather today, I wonder if I'll go outside
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a big scary monster attacked but pepe was not afraid, he is strong and doesnt give up
remember to always try your best, even when things seem hard
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no greater feeling than wanking somewhere where you can get caught.
>tfw I finished work 3 hours early
>tfw i'm shitposting on 4chan on my phone until it's time to clock out
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What's the path of least cuckery when you're with your gf and a guy she used to fuck approaches you and acts like he's great friends with her and shakes your hand but acts like he has every right to be there and you all know what's going on and he knows who you are and that you know that he is.
How the fuck do you remain dignified in a situation like this? Do you pretend your an oblivious bafoon or do you jealously squeeze his hand when he shakes or do you disengage like a sulk? Like there's no winning...
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You tower over him because you are at least 6'5, you take off your shirt to reveal your years of dedication at the gym and in the kitchen then you whip out your longer fatter cock and make him suck it.
Anything less and you are an ABSOLUTE KEK
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Too late to do anything. You're already a cuck for having a slut gf.
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Just shake his hand and wait util he leaves. But if he starts to flirt with her then you can say whatsgoingonhere
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What would you do if your mom started dating a fuckboy who was younger than yourself?
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>>38495521
fuck his sister
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>>38495521
call him dad, maybe go to a father and son ball game.
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I would think there's something seriously wrong with him seeing how my mom is old and gross.
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Why do you guys tell people to just do it when they make a suicide thread on this board?
Do you realize you could've saved lives with positive advice or getting in contact with the troubled person through skype or facebook?
But no instead you tell them to go through with it cause it's the "robot" thing to do and to try to comfort them and give them good advice would be a "normie" thing to do and would equal to telling the to "bee yourself"
Do you even realize how childish and petty you are? Not to even mention that half the people in the thread that ask for a livestream as if suicide is some kind of a entairtaiment to you...
Seriously I don't know if half the people on this board are underage or if you're just bored idiots with a shitty personality who only care about themselves...
And for the people who are considering suicide: Live a little first before you die....experience some things....you don't want yor life to have been only boredom and sitting in front of a computer in your parents' house...life's got things to offer....not many and they don't last very long but at least do some good stuff to break the agonizing monotony before you go...
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tl;drfucking robot
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>>38495343
Nice pasta but if you look at any suicide thread made around here recently you'll notice a flood of cucks trying to tell OP that "life is worth living" and other worthless canned advice.
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>>38495343
Because It wont make a difference. They've heard it all before.
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Any robots go do their food shopping, laundry, etc in bad areas instead of the ones near you?
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>>38324393
Bad areas ?
Ghhgg
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No, why would I go into a bad area on purpose.
Nevermind that mine is already bad, going for worse would mean entering thirdworld enriched no-go areas for me.
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>>38324414
Not ghetto tier areas, but not middle class either
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I just had a chance to touch a girl's tummy.
It's surreal how soft they are...
literally softer than silk
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>touching a girl
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>38495223
B-big deal I've done that as well
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>>38495234
>browsing /r9k/ in the current year
>not being a normie
you're in the same situation
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>tfw tired of being a beta
>tfw decided to start talking to sluts
>tfw talked to a qt pie and ask her for her number
>tfw she actually gave it to me
>text her
>wrong number
what does she means by this?
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>>38324364
Not sure if youre actuallty this autistic, or if thos is bait... I'm going to go with bait, and not have to feel sorry for you
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>tfw no Moldovan partisan gf
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