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>>36976743
fuck off no one will ever love you
you will die alone
no one will care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrxx72AK0ZU

>>36976743
You gotta love yourself before you can expect someone else to love you OP

>>36976726
I takes 4 years of kissing Bubba's ass.

Then you get to compete with unlicensed MExican for jobs if you live on the West Coast.

dunno where you live but this is how i assume it goes in the uk:

>on the job training
>stuck with some fat guy who smells like shit
>have to spend certain amount of hours getting taught by him or whatever
>ass crack visible
>"EEYYGH MATE WHYONT YOU AV A GO GET THE POLE AN PUSH THE SHIT THAT WAY MATE"

Just get a welding or HVAC certificate from a community college or tech school. It's easier than doing electrician or plumber shit.

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>today I will eat well, not smoke weed and do at least one enjoyable and one productive thing
>naked, high/10, watching hockey and eating dominos alone in my house
I give myself a D/D+ for the day

had sum funny shit go down today

>>36976814
what's with all these dumbass movies on Netflix?

Post the job and greentext or nobody ITT will care.

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What job was it? What did you do to get fired?

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>>36976664
>>36976665
>got hired yesterday at this fast food joint
>have very little experience as a cashier
>first day of work today
>was receiving training for 30 mins
>supervisor is looking through camera and called me and said he cant hire me
I guess I was too slow and too inexperienced

No. You'd have to be mentally ill to find fatties attractive.

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am i THICC r9k?

>>36976635
I'm asking femanons/gayanons

>>36976550
Jealous. I hate my average dick.

>>36976550
>Would be more turned on if pic related was black
Um.....did they finally get me...:

>>36976550
OK. I have a good face, which matters more than every other physical characteristic with women. At least I can assume that his face is dogshit.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/fashion/mens-style/self-improvement-how-to-fix-your-life.html

Why not just turn your back on life?

At least life will have your back

>>36976589
really razzles my dazzles

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I don't get matches on tinder, and the five matches I did get, none respond to my messages. I have to wait a few more hours till I can swipe again. Good for you though, op.

It's still pretty early, but I think I'm going to eat shit food and get high.

realize I should stop trying to look good for women and just worry about looking presentable. I'm comfy core clothes now

>>36976640
thanks man

when i started using tinder i got no matches either and tinder is just set up so you'll get ignored most of the time

i just slowly got better photos over time and now my profile is decent, it's like a lame digital marketing that you should never take personally or seriously

have a nice night

>>36976530
Super gay, just like you.

>>36976530
what does OP think of this thread? >>>/bant/404296

>draw girl
>add penis
>anons who are detached from reality are homos now

>Linux is only free if your time is worthless
Can't tell you how often my friend has raged because A game won't run or his B script (of many) isn't functioning when I can already do it on Windows with a double click

>>36976484
Yeah time is worthless.

>>36976461
What is up with you millennials thinking everything should be free?
Then you complain about ads and having your private information sold.

Software doesn't just fall from the sky you know

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does he have a benis x---D?

>>36976249
Not to be mean, but she looks like a transgirl. I'd date her if she was a real girl with a real vagina though.

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How insecure do trannies get when they see one that actually passed like this

>>36976179
I honestly can't tell. The only porn I can cum to is interracial, mostly cuck or BBC stuff, and I can't discern the memes from reality. I just find it really hot, even if I'd hate it IRL.

>>36976179
holy shit, grandpas a fuckin savage

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>>36976220
He really is, buddyboi.

>>36976141
If it's your brain making you do it.
>it IS your will
now hit the gym daily and binge eat fucking vegetables.

>>36976141
>tfw losing 40 lbs would turn me into a 9/10 superchad

Doubtful. You'd be skinnyfat with stretch marks

>brain that "force" me to binge eat

god i despise fat people.
it's not your neural pathways. it's not your brain. you're just lazy. lazy and weak and ugly. people like you deserve all the misery and shit they get in life.

get up and walk around ever hour or so

>>36976055
Stop sitting down all day fatass

>>36976055
how'd you get hemorrhoids? If you just got it out of the blue, sorry. If you're shit at wiping your ass's your fault.
Use toilet paper with aloe Vera. Take warm baths to make your ass feel better.

chemical castration, take some test blockers.

welcome to the afterlife
the stacy underground realroad has circulate your rape widely as we spoke
you will never touch a woman

>>36976053
That's it. Your journey to complete social isolation is almost complete. From here on you will be mocked for having the GALL to post on stacy's pictures, and her friend will quickly switch their profiles to private to make sure your wandering eyes never creep over their taught and curvaceous bodies ever again.