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>started uni today
>see so many attractive girls
>know you will never fuck any of them because you are a 0/10

university is a nightmare desu i just want to finish already and get a job.

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>Young girls idolize her

How does /R9K/ feel about modern pop culture and the sexual revolution?

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The getting a gf game is fucking rigged I fucking swear. Fuck girls.

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daily reminder that robots will NEVER feel this

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Devilish thread?

>Cats have fleas
>Take them to school
>School gets infested
>Everyone gets infested

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What is the weirdest shit you have ever been asked to do, sexually?

>Whip the bottom of her feet with a cane, before having her dress in a slutty tight dress and uncomfortable heels and walk and crawl around her apartment
>Zap her with a taser while we're fucking. I had moral issues with this one, but I did it. Right before shewas about to cum, she asked me to tase her, and her puss squeezed my like an iron vice.
>Different girl, asked if we could both dress in luchador masks and wrestle. She told me to not hold back at all, and whenever I would get her in a hold, she wanted me to violently tip her costume off and fuck her for thirty seconds. I asked if there should be some sort of safe word, she didn't want one. When it was over, she had a blood lip and nose and a sprained ankle, and a sore pussy.

I don't think I'll ever do any weird shit again. I think I've had my fill.

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Chad you ask? Let me tell you about Chad.

Chad started college at 16 to 18. Got out and got a good job in finance or engineering at 21 to 23. By 28 he was the owner of his own company or a senior VP. Because he was single, he could smash pussy at the bars and when he did not find QT 8/10's he could buy Hooker pussy which was 10/10.

He has literally been on a sex binge for the past 20 years, with a new girl 5 out of a 7 day week. He honestly does not care about women, because after the first 100 girls they are all the same. He lost count of his number somewhere around his 24th birthday.

Rather then spend his money on children, he spends his cash on cars, self improvement (only the best designer Test) and social charity. He sits on so many boards and trust foundations he can't even put them all on his profile page. Everyone wants to be or have Chad advise them on life, because Chad is free in all the ways they wish they could be. He is truly the last gasp of the American Dream and he is grabbing America by the hair and fucking her hard in the Ass; and America is loving it.

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Ey yo, black guy here. So when you white boys gonna thank us for making your women want real asses now? Back in the 80s and 90s and before that yall women was wanting to be flat as boards, now thanks to us, the bitches be thick as fuck. Look man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UK2qLwdRLM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMg5tBngXg8

Look at those vids then compare to this shit from the 80s/90s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14rhHDDi-B4

How the fuck could any man find that shit sexy? Was white dudes gay or some shit?

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>No emo bf to spend the rest of my life with

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how was sex like before medieval times? did women orgasm often?

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I'm about to switch my gym because i was paying $30 a month and now i can pay $15 with a 2 year deal. im about to lose my favorite gym qt though, i know it shouldnt fuck me up because she never even talked to me and she was quite a few years older. i could tell she was nice though, she never looked disgusted by me even though im 2/10. for whatever reason she always was doing her stuff right next to me around the time i finished up. she looked really quiet and shy, she had really dark dyed black hair that was long and she always wore a sweater. she almost seemed like a robot but she was built like a literal stacy even though she wore sweatpants and leggings and stuff. i actively tried to not make eye contact with her because of my creepy greasy face but it seemed like she was always like, curiously studying me or something. i haven't seen her in months since i started lifting at another location. i don't even know her name. im already going to switch the gym, hopefully the new one has another qt that i can avoid actively

>inb4 the ultimate beta tactic is paying extra money to an unrelated organization just to be within 5 feet of a girl you don't know

fuck off i can't change my core beta qualities

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Would you rather be with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit in paradise for all eternity, or with these three women for 20 minutes?

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>25 today
>always thought I had made it to just before second base
>found out third base is oral and I haven't made it off first

when does it end

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Seriously, why talking to a girl is so fucking complicated?

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>waiting inline at the grocery store to buy junk food on my way home from wagecuck part-time job
>these 2 guys behind me start laughing and I know they're trying to laugh at me for some reason, you just get that feel
>ignore them because w/e I don't really care I just want to get home and play vidya and eat
>cashier is having problems and it's the only checkout since it's a really small store
>they laugh again and one of them flicks a little bit of my hair with their finger and they both find it hilarious but due to autism and social awkwardness I just try and ignore these faggots
>the other guy does the same thing so I turn around and just start laughing for some reason and they ask what's so funny and I look at the guy who just tried and did it and say "shit, no wonder you guys keep touching my hair, your friend is balding like a 60 year old man"
>the other friend bursts out laughing but the one who I insulted starts touching his hair and gets really angry and calls me a cunt and said he's going to "fuck me up outside"
>checkout opens again and I start paying while I hear the friend still laughing while the other guy is on his phone with what I presume the camera on sweeping his hair over with his hand
>speedwalk out of there while I still hear laughing

I'd like to think that faggot went home and looked in the mirror and went "shit I am balding my life is ruined"