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>>35192071
your swallowing pattern is probably incorrect and has caused your buccinator ring to hypertrophy

>>35192095
What does that mean, helper?

>>35192095
w-what? can this frogposter be trusted?

>>35192060
>he listens to pop songs
kys

because "love" and "family" is the biggest fucking scam on earth
mammals like us humans were not meant to fucking love and have a family
ITS ALL A FUCKING SCAM
BULLSHIT
THEY ARE WASHING YOUR BRAIN

>>35192093
I don't. I can't relate to all of it's happy, sappy love themes. That's why I made this thread.

>>35191990
>not using thread watcher instead of having a bunch of tabs open

>/gif/ - shemale

>>35192044
lmao, looks like OP is what happened to r9k

>>35191963
because its easier to sell to desperate people

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>>35191976
How dumb do you have to be to believe that there are beautiful females "waiting" for guys?

>>35191996
there are hot chicks waiting for cucks who provide them green card
plenty of asian and eastern european cuties go for it

The hair and beard certainly, though the facial hair could stand to be neater and the moustache more waxed. He also could do with those horrendous flesh tunnel earrings or whatever they're supposed to be, and perhaps a tattoo that is a number of small stars of different sizes. I also think a more unthreatening shirt - say, dots or stripes - and perhaps braces.

>>35191967
And suspenders, definitely suspenders

I have to say, it rankles me every day that in terms of facial hair the best I can manage is a few thick spider-leg bristles on my chin. I'm nearly 30. Thanks for the genes I guess. If anyone needs shoulder hair though, I'm your man.

WHITE GENOCIDE IS WHY

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>>35191814
>Dawn of time to 1800
>Every boy wanted to be a soldier
Actually untill about that time (around industrialization) there was a sizeable portion of the population that lived outside of "civilization", where most conscription took place. While everyone in these small communities knew how to fight to some degree, there was rarely a standing army or warrior class, as they lived so far away from each other that raiding / traditional warfare was pointless.

>You will never live in a comfy village deep in the forests of Eurasia with maybe a few dozen people
>You will never have a qt huntress wife to keep your yurt warm as you roam the plains of modern day Mongolia
>You will never have a T H I C C Mayan girl to bear children for you

>>35191814
Even below average girls get attention and love nowadays. Only above average men get the same.

>implying i don't live off my mommy

>>35191633
Congrats on giving the government an interest free loan. You're the real winner here

>>35192185
Stay mad faggot

Probably not original

It is winter in all the countries that matter.

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>>35191625
This, where are you OP?

>>35191714
Australia

oreganoganogano

Green text why you're a failure. K thnx. If you want help stop by here btw >>>/adv/

>>35191603
Yourself you fucking bottom feeding parasite

>>35191603
The blacks. And the gays.

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How pathetic can this board get ?

>>35191580
What woman would actually say that

Not grill but I actively try to avoid attention when I run. I put on whatever makes me want to fucking kill someone (By the way the JoJo's Part 3 OP is damn good for running, if only because it makes me want to be more like Jotaro) and go about my merry way, trying not to draw attention to myself.

>>35191580
s-sorry mrs skeltal

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>>35191565
Are yu an ausfag

>>35191583
that gif is fuckin rad, source?

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>>35191583
argie fag

>>35191558
Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. I'm trying to pay attention. Dumb whore

>>35191558
Why would I take my shirt off in class

>>35191558
Move somewhere away from the coast. Fuck living by the ocean, the beach is the normies' favorite pasttime.

>>35191412
Just try it out for yourself, man

>>35191412
my dick and prostate area hurt after I cummy

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>>35191412
yeah except the part where you get it everywhere

>>35191372
Whoah, start over little guy and calm down. Now what's the problem?

>implying you were writing anything important to begin with fucking retard

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>>35191410
Had to use a pasted shop's paid toilet because of chinese food I ate yesterday.

It didn't had any toilet rolls in it so I just wiped with my notebook

>>35191301
nice blog where do I subscribe

everyone has those thoughts and this is a common thread

>>35191413
No they do not, my thoughts are completely original, you can only wish you were on the same level as me

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>>35191301
Not OP but fuck off this board you faggot, literally commit suicide.