>never even smoked weed in my life
>4 friends have court dates for drugs
sometimes I'm thankful for being a shut-in
Where do I find a girl like her?
She looks nice and kind, but would also suck the blood out of your dick after almost breaking her neck on sucking you off.
>>38465205
outside
orgfgfjgg
i can guarantee she's not interested in you
play the hand you were dealt
>>38465205
In the club or a sorority, eventually at a PR firm/ad agency
#IPride Hoax Thread
Post pics, ideas, plans, templates, etc.
Bumper dumper trumper
Isn't this more up /b/'s alley?
>>38465170
literally only worked on like one guy and that guy did it on purpose
What anime has the best waifus?
For me, it's Bleach.
>>38465162
Love Live. Or the Fate series
>go to /cgl/ and /soc/
>a bunch of girls are there
wtf why don't they fuck off to pinterest?!?
>going to the attentionwhore boards
>not expecting women
Literal nigger-tier brainlet.
Why are you going to obvious containment boards anyway, brainlet?
>>38465145
Because it's fun and easy to whore yourself off on /soc/ and you can't do that on Pinterest.
>Ay yo white boy what up. Get me and ya sis some ice cream from the stand over there.
Dead.
Meme.
Is.
Dead.
>>38465111
Chocolate or vanilla... Let me guess, vanilla! Haha, please don't hurt her
>>38465111
Every time I see one of those dumbass earrings I want to grab ahold of it and rip the persons damn ear off. Gratz, faggot. Why don't you just hand someone a knife to stab you with at that point? It'd be like if some people had horns and you went to fight them all you'd need to do is grab them an swing the fucker.
>return in your home country after a trip abroad
>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? FoIIow me, the police are waiting for you."
How do you react and why?
bump
jogwqewg
>you will never be as alpha as pic related
why live
real picture of my oneechan
when she is naked
>>38465012
>real
Anon,I...
>Be me
>First post on 4chan.
>"what"
>The end.
any robots here fucked with DMT? what was your experience with it
>found an older black guy who has a 9 inch cock and is willing to buy me slutty clothes to wear for him
did i hit the jackpot /r9k/?
hi /s4s/ enjoy you're stay.
"I want to completely transform you from head to toe is that okay?"
i like him a lot /r9k/
>tfw no Stocking gf
How should I kill myself?
>tfw no testicularly pregnant futanari Stocking gf
Everybody knows that feel
>>38464955
>ywn gestate a litter of ponies in your obscenely swollen gonads
why even...
wait i'm not sure i even want this feel after all
>>38464833
>Not even two posts in and we got futa testicle pregnancy
W e w l a d s,
You sure know how to kick a thread off boys
only 2 more years bros. what some recommended spells to turn roasties into ash heaps?
>>38464788
labialus inflammicus
try oculus repairo if the vr helmet isn't getting the flames right
like & subscribe pls
>>38464788
Just destroy the earth m8.
>>38464788
Sith lightning
But you need to have sex 100 times before 30 for dark side powers
Was your mum a roastie
Was your dad a chad
if so, how do you feel being the product of degeneracy