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>>39204800
God damn he was so hot.
Rest in peace. A literal God amongst men

>>39204800
>robot jesus is a chad
really shows who browses r9k nowadays

>>39204800

Joey's dead?

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1st for ebinchin supreme

2nd for I should really be asleep

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Have a great Monday, wagies and Neets alike.

- Kev x

i honestly don't know. latina women are the sexiest imo, they've got better bodies and aren't nearly as basic as white wimminz

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Because the Jews love Chinese women

THICC is a disgusting meme.

How do you even do this?

oregano

No, I just don't care about losing my virginity.

>are you too proud to lose it to a prostitute or what?
Or perhaps not proud enough to be concerned with virginity, Or maybe not shallow enough to somehow have whatever feelings of inadequacy satisfied by a whore.

>>39204147
tell ur doc ur depressed and get on escitralopram. takes about 4x as much to cum

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I want to lock a boy in a chastity device for weeks, until he's desperate and willing to do anything for me to let him out.

>>39204178
>I want to lock a boy in a chastity device for weeks, until he's desperate and willing to do anything for me to let him out.
pls live close to me

cerebrotonic almost exclusively

Cyborg and wage mage.

R9k wasn't always for frogs and neets. But we couldn't get neets to leave.

>>39204090
The mouse. To a T.

consider going to a therapist to resolve your mommy issues

>>39204043
Hey I say embrace it, OP. Whatever gets you going.

>>39204071
There's no such thing as "resolving mommy issues". It's a phrase used to create a dominant/subordinate dynamic between the person saying it and the target. There is nothing unattractive or destructive about this and it is playful and friendly.

>>39203945
Racism never wins and unity conquers all.

>>39203945
If you can't understand this, then You really are beyond saving and you let this place rip your common sense out your head.

>>39203945
What the fuck does your question mean?

>>39203866
So then kill yourself. It's not hard or complicated.

>>39203866
I've experienced this, except without the shroom usage and more strictly for everybody who isn't myself.

>>39203866
I feel the same. I hate being around other people eating food, it disgusts me. Restaurants are torture

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>step sister unlocked the cum homunculus cage
well this will be a fun dinner

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>>39203798
>mummy maliciously molested my milk man's man mincer

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>>39203798
>Father found the degree in computer science

...wait that isn't bad, cause I'm not a fucking failure

I'd eat her footpussy if I were him.

>>39203615

Airplane flights are long and crappy.

stab the motherfucking foot

were you drunk when you wrote that first message? you read like you were drunk
if you were I'd just recommend getting drunk again and then thinking up some cringeworthy shit to reply back
gl fag

>>39203485
Just ask if she'd be interested in coming over to watch Drive. Prepare a nice dinner and watch the movie. Make sure you eat at a table so you can converse and actually get to know her.

>>39203485
starting out with compliments like that kind of makes it impossible to start a normal relationship.

also she said "that's really sweet of you" which means she's already talking down to you

My parents are robots too.

50/50
All their fighting gave me anxiety and other problems

>>39203427
They are the sole reason i was created.So yeah i do fucking blame them for this shit life.

>>39203357

harry potter

ron gets the girl

chad harry gets kill

spiler alert

>>39203389
Anon I don't think that's really the point of HP

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What about that Donnie Darko movie. The girl he got with was pretty hot.

"Oh, You're a gamer? I'm one too, I play *Current Call of Duty or Battlefield on Current Next gen console.*"

"I think if you just talk more, you could make alot of friends"

"Dude, you just go up and talk to them. Girls are people, just like you and I."

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>>39203918
>"Dude, you just go up and talk to them. Girls are people, just like you and I."

EVERY FUCKING TIME NORMIE SCUM I HATE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE