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How does it feel to successfully reproduce?
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>>38529305
every worry you have about yourself melts away

you truly do not care what ppl think anymore

especially when you reach #3
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>>38529330
Your worries have melted away after having 3 kids?
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>>38529330
You can get the same effect from a drug induced ego death.

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>21 year old KHV
>Don't even have a high IQ, and it's 117 at the most
>Everyone I meet in the street seems to have an IQ higher than mine just because they speak

I've never felt intelligent outside of elementary school.
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>>38529232
having high IQ have nothing to do with wast knowledge in something.
for example i have low IQ, i don't even bother with this test but i have some basic knowledge in psychology and i invest, energy to study this on my own (studies are for people who can't study on their own or need paper)
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>>38529337
You're 100% correct, and you seem pretty smart for a dude with a low IQ
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But at least you have a cute girlfriend.

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Share your internet speed desu
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>>38529174
I get 50 mbps is that good?
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>>38529174
>Share your internet speed desu
Ok
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>>38529174
CRAWWWWLING IIIIIIINNNNN MY SKIIIIIIN
this was somehow not original

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I'm not a "loser". I'm a loner. There's nothing wrong with that.
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I'm a loner and a loser
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>>38529171
I look up to a lot of loners.

Mystery is interesting.

I don't want to share myself with an undeserving world.
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losers are the greatest at rationalizing
the greatest losers become the best philosophers
perhaps only nietzsche went full circle and realized he was the loserest loser who ever losed in the end

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REMEMBER THAT THE JAKE PUALERS ARE THE NUMBER 1 ARMY IN THE WORLD
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I love seeing the envy in Ethan from h3h3 when he talks about Jake Paul
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AY YO ITS EVERYDAY BRO
WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
5 MIL ON YOUTUBE IN 6 MONTHS
AINT NEVER DONE BEFORE
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>>38529162
>he makes all the guys in his mansion suck his dick
wew lad

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Prove that you have superior taste, /r9k
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>>38529055
Shota > Loli
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>>38529055
in music?
i really liuke this song here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUunUg7QJig
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>>38529055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h9QFXviJ2E

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Would you have a problem dating a girl with a body like this?
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>>38529021
no.
>tfw most mature married women are wholesome and kind
Why can't I be attracted to girls of my age?
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would you have a problem if i told you to stop making these shit threads?
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>>38529021
chubby is my preferred body type

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post and share things related with this mood
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>>38529018
>tumblr_ohhhv4UC5n1qaoiawo3_500.gif

God can you just do everybody here a favor and leave our board?
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>>38529083
are you this autistic that you cant think i found it on google images?
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>>38529083
Tumblr has great blogs and great content

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All I want in life is to spray my semen on a pair of large breasts. Something so simple yet impossible.
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>not in
What's wrong with you my man?
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Your time will come anon.Just get rich first.
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>>38528915
Can't you save up a few hundred bucks for an escort?

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I'm suspecting (and am almost sure) that my mother is cheating on my dad. He isn't fucking home and I can hear them in the main bedroom


What do fuck do I do
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>>38528854
you're screwed. whatever you decide to do, there will be no positive outcome to this situation. do what you think is right
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>>38528894
Thanks anon. Update here: I'm putting on some warm clothes and am going to sit in front of their door until he leaves
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Run in there and scream "YOU'RE GREAT"

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>mom opened the annuaI candydoll gift box deIivery
FUCK
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l TOLD HER TO JUST PUT IT IN MY ROOM
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>>38528789
STOP POSTING BIZJACK OUTSIDE OF /biz/
WE DON'T NEED MORE COINERS
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WHY WON'T SHE EVER FUCKING LlSTEN

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Any robots ever do really gay shit just to be funny?

>be 20
>straight and have gf
>throughout hs all of my degenerate friend group and I find gay shit funny
>flash dicks to eachother and slap people with boners and shit
>gay shit escalates but all fun and games
>senior year escalates to the point my friend agrees to put my flaccid dick in his mouth while we're all really drunk
>mfw it feels fucking weird but funniest moment of my life
>everyone spectating dies
>escalates even more
>flaccid dick in mouth becomes a party trick
>mfw I can say faggot and feminists call me out but I tell them I sucked multiple dicks and they don't know how to argue with me anymore
>mfw no boner no crime
>escalates even more
>have 3 way with friend who first sucked my dick and some slut
>suck his boner for 3 seconds for lols
>become a criminal
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>>38528785
>sucking dicks as a joke
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>>38528785
>lol i was only pretending to gay XD
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>>38528829
Can be a hard concept to wrap your head around, but I inexplicably find the act of two men engaging in sexual acts to be extremely hilarious and have no idea why. masculinity is a huge turn off for me in every other way

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So how are you guys feeling tonight? Do you need to talk about something maybe get it off your chest?
or do you maybe need advice? what ever it is post in this thread and maybe we can help each other and have a good Friday night
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>>38528741
what's the point in life?? death seems so chill. Life is just a contstant struggle with no reward, all you get is a short lived dopamine rush at most.
why bother?
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>>38528799
maybe thats the point to find something to live for
Something to make it worth living rather it be a person a pet a job or a hobby
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>>38528741
I got a new job at a retail store, but they want me to wait another week till I start. I'm going crazy. I have nothing to do all day. I only have 20 dollars left and I've been trying to put off having to go through nicotine withdrawals by budgeting my cigs, but it's so hard with how restless I am. I'm finally over withdrawals from an adderall addiction and I don't want to go through another.

I hate living at home and want nothing more than to get away from my family, but I have no car and no money. I wish I had stayed at my last job. I walked out one day cause I couldn't take it anymore. I didn't make much at it, but I'll be making even less at this new one. I don't know if I should try and stay long enough at the new one to get a promotion to earn more and bolster my resume or if I should just find a warehouse job that pays more than this shit.

It's gonna take me another year bare minimum to save up the money to get a car and move out but I can't stand living with my family anymore. We're all running out of money because my dumbass family members don't want to work, instead choosing to live off some savings account that's about to dry up.

Even when I do move out, I have years and years of school and tens of thousands of dollars of student loan debt to look forward to. Why is there so much stacked against me. How am I supposed to enjoy anything when everything just brings more challenges.

I get it, I fucked up by blowing all my money this past year on drugs to numb the pain, but just fuck. What am I supposed to do? I want to be happy someday, but I can't see where that is on the horizon.

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Bjork was the original cute autistic girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
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>>38528666
wow she is fucking perfect isn't she
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She has too much in common with The Wu-tang Clan and The Grateful Dead.
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>>38528666
and a beta killed himself over her

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Ever notice that men and women stop really being good friends after high school?

I distinctly remember in high school, you could have very close female friends. No agenda of dating, just girls you were very close friends with.

That all stops at some point, I'm not sure why. I think it's because men and women learn to mistrust each other.

Whatever the reason is, it's unfortunate. I miss having women in my life. I hate feeling segregated from them.

I think adults are just idiots or something. I think people just can't take what life throws at them and by 35 or so most people have become pretty well pieces of shit.
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>having girl firends at high school

GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE
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>>38528621
No one was interesting in highschool so the playing fields were levelled. It didn't make much of a difference who you hung out with. As adults you realize that women never had to change from highschool because men keep pretending they're interesting so they don't feel a need to improve themselves or seek more like-minded individuals to share their interests with.
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>>38528621
i've always had more female friends than male friends, never friend zoned because i'd always have a gf whom i was happy with... basically if you want a female friend then just don't be a creep dude

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