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>shit the bed
>AGAIN
seriously what the fuck robot

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>>36514851
l woke up, took a big shit, then got out of bed

>>36514851
For some reason whenever I'm peeing in my dream I'm peeing in real life. If dreams are that close to reality then I can confirm I am mentally unwell.

>>36514831
its almost never like this. most siblings fucking hate eachother and would kill eachother in a heartbeat if they had the chance. i know i would've these are what you call ((((((((((((((((((normal families))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) which are extremely rare and almost impossible to be born into if you're on this board

>>36514940
>most siblings fucking hate eachother and would kill eachother in a heartbeat if they had the chance
No, you just have a shitty relationship with your siblings, if you have them

this just an excuse to walk into his sisters room and hope to catch her naked

>>36514732
I hate small kids no matter the colour.

>>36514732
that looks like a white baby photoshopped badly to look black

>>36514732
>>36514752
This. /pol/ trying so hard, and failing so predictably.

>>36514692

"Someone who should get off my board".
Originally.

>>36514692
Word used by newfags and reddit because normalfag was too politically incorrect.

>>36514692
People that find your picture funny for example.
But also non-virgins, people who had gfs etc.

CMON ROBOTS I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE FFS

>>36514674
Fear of missing out.

I haven't fallen in love for a long while. I have been having sexual desires but not genuine love. Not so long ago I was rejected by a girl with whom I had very similar worldviews (I never thought I'd find someone like that) but she went for another guy. I cried all day but in the end I understood that I was being selfish because I was upset that it was so unfair towards me. I haven't been treated fairly by my destiny and I haven't treated myself fairly. I guess you just have to keep trying

>>36514872
>In the end I understood that I was being selfish because I was upset that it was so unfair towards me

Yeah that's the real stuff right here

>>36514652
ANSWER THE QUESTION PUSSY ASS FAGGOT BITCH!

>>36514652
>not having an elaborate story of how you're lost your virginity, complete with plausible reasons why you've never talked about or mentioned it before, names, personalities and birthdates of her parents and two brothers, where she lived, where they moved away to afterwards, where you did it, exactly how you did it, where you had bought the condoms, how awkward it was, how you disposed of it, how her parents almost walked in on you one time, the usual made up lies...

>>36514792
Feels me man

Press esc kurwa

>>36514617
I want /POL/ to leave right now

>>36514617
the world ended in 1914

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>>36514601
I hope I can be as resourceful as this man one day

>Live in a toilet
>Piss bottles
At some point you're just doing it as a hobby

>>36514601
Love the casual Asian racism the BBC loves to peddle.
>Japan isn't the only developed country where homelessness and poverty have led to unusual living conditions. In 2013, a Chinese woman was found to have lived in a hole in the ground in Beijing for 20 years, using the toilets at a nearby park for water and washing facilities. She was evicted and her hole filled with concrete, state-owned China Daily reported at the time.

Instead of reporting on the absolutely insane homeless pandemic in the UK, they deflect to Asia for le wacky Asians XD shit

>>36514486
Joke's on you faggot. I work a night shift. I'm about to go to sleep.

>>36514486
>don't be late again or mr shekelstein will fire you

Why is that bad? Then I'll become a superior NEET like you.

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>>36514486
This reply will get as many or few (You)s as I planned.

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>>36514471
Kill yourself
01293i47ti

>>36514494
Hey /bee/! Long time no see!

>>36514471
9gag is truly awful. Last time i went there , about six months ago, i left within a minute

>>36514351
>Any robots/cyborgs from Lithuania?
Deja yra.

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swx

>>36514363
o blet s w ir x

2 and 3

9qjqbqiq

>>36514274

One on left is a dude

one on right is as ugly you can get without being deformed.

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What about this one? She's married to a fairly attractive guy and has children.

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I can only study for 5 minute intervals and then need an hour break.

I can't concentrate. Often I get momemts of short attention spans. I hate my life

It sucks even more when you are the only hope for your family

>>36514232

Penis, I'm 6ft 2, and have a 5.5 inch penis.

7.5 inch penis would be better than being 6ft 4.

I'd add 2 inches to my cats height instead
It would be insane she would be so tall

>>36514232
Id still be below average on both

im taking it
saved my confidence
do it before it is too late, lads

Cause I don't wanna risk ruining my dick and or brain?

"The sexual side effects of finasteride (decreased libido, trouble having an erection, ejaculation problems) may continue after you stop taking this medication. Talk to your doctor if you have concerns about these side effects."

>take finasteride to get laid
>tfw dick never works again so can't get laid anyways