*pops 100mg morphine sulph*
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>>35071118
Jesus, I remember when I was 18 I was hanging out with my redneck uncle and burnt my arms and body pretty bad, not like permanent scaring but still bad.
I told him I was in a considerable amount of pain and he gave me 2 50mg morphs and I've never really done pills before and thought I was dying like 2 hours later, never again
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>>35071118
if dubs morphine is addictive
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>>35071165
How'd you get burned?
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Help, I'm in love with Erica
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>>35070768
Why? Explain in detail.
That's not original.
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>>35070768
Love tricks us into bringing another being into this world of horrors, something that if it were to be done by purely rational reason, we would probably spare that person the suffering that comes with life
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>tfw i have super legendary ericas that no one but i have seen
hehehe
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r tampons technicaly sex toys?
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>>35070767
Depends on how they're used.
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>>35070767
Do they give women sexual pleasure?
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>>35070808
I mean... a dude could shove it up their ass
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Found this youtube anime reviewer who murdered his entire family
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118209/Online-anime-reviewer-22-shot-dead-parents-brother-home-fleeing.html
Here are some of his more ominous videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KERcDoInUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TI-PLyiHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwWSo4bUdLo
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>>35070730
I knew about him some time ago. Its very clear the different voice he has on his latest videos. Like if he was getting a mental disease
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>>35070730
>Tfw article mentions Slayers as though that's why he killed them
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>>35070730
holy shit I vaguely remember him
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>you'll never rape a woman
>you'll never have her beg you to stop while you aggressively fuck the shit out of her
>you'll never forcefully make her submit while you overpower her
>you'll never make her pay for rejecting you
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>>35070681
>>>/d/>>7268590
original rape
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>>35070681
Well prison is hell so u better behave.Just pay a hooker and fullfill it in a roleplay.Theres even a comunity, the BDSM an shit
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>>35070765
But I want to make a girl pay for rejecting me I don't just want to rape at random for sex
A few months ago I met this girl who lived about 2 hours away from me on Runescape.
She was legit 8/10. But she used to be fat and bullied for it and had a terribly low self esteem.
She nevertheless loved me to death. And at the time I was lonely and wanted something.
But I just could never like her. I just used her to stroke my ego and left it at that.
I think I didn't like her because she was 5 years older than I was and also she hadn't done anything with her life.
>inb4 blog post
I don't r9k. Maybe looks and being clingy isn't everything.
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I love playing runescape (and WoW) but I literally quit those games so that I could get on with my life and perhaps make myself dateable. Shame I never met any qts, having an OSRS gf would be primo.
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How many 99s did she have?
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>>35071949
all 99s alot of 120s
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Just a new thing I thought of, figured I may as well try it out
+1 point per girl
(Any girl even partially shown counts as a point)
x2 points for gifs
x4 points for webms
(Webms also gain +1 point every full minute in length)
x2000 points for OC with timestamp
Each post must include at least 4 females
Posts with <15 girls must have action going on
Repeats of any kind are disqualified
Screenshots/thumbnails are disqaulified
Points must be counted in post
Tripfags are allowed & encouraged (for high score purposes)
First example here:
Girls = 20 = +20 points
Pic = x1 points
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+6 points
Oregianos
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+17 points
Ok done with examples, my total is +43 now
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>>35070472
This isn't a fucking porn board
Go back to /b/ newfag
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>ask out oneitis over text
>she replies "nop"
>mfw she doesn't care enough about me to write out the E at the end of the word
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>>35070406
At least she didn't drop the "k" bomb.
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>>35070425
wouldnt that be a preferable answer
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>>35070406
Turns out she's an assembly programmer.
You dodged a bullet there.
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Why do white blonde men go bald before they even hit puberty? Like what purpose do white people serve other than defective genetics and raping and stealing other countries shit and saying it's theirs? Can whites like fuck off?
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Bait level 0/10
This is now a degenerate comics thread
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>>35070211
Well OP venting isn't really bait
Their hair is really thin, OP. I have many blonde guys and red heads as friends and it's funny how they started balding at 18 already
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>>35070185
>tfw blond
>22 and still no receeding hairline
but for how long?
How do you get rid of a fetish?
I currently have the following:
>virginity fetish (both ways)
>impreg fetish
>underage fetish (both ways)
>dominance/rape fetish (both ways)
I'm currently trying nofap, with help from SSRIs.
How do I get rid of these fetishes?
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>>35070181
>>virginity fetish (both ways)
Not a fetish, normal human sexuality
>>impreg fetish
Not a fetish, normal human sexuality
>>underage fetish (both ways)
Depending on how "underage", normal human sexuality. 14+ is normal.
>>dominance/rape fetish (both ways)
Hardly a fetish, normal human sexuality as long as you're the rapist and not the victim
Also nofap is a meme and doesn't do anything for you.
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>>35070224
I know it's normal to be into that stuff, but I require it. I need some sort of power dynamic, usually a combination of those four, otherwise I can't finish.
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>>35070271
>I know it's normal to be into that stuff,
No nigga, it's literally normal. You've just fallen for puritanical american christcuck bullshit
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>constantly think about funny thinks during lectures
>try to ignore it but with my ADHD I always have something on my mind
>think of stupid thinks that make me chuckle in class
>students constantly look at me thinking I'm fucking crazy
>yesterday everyone is listening to the professor
>I think of something funny again but this time it's really good
>face is all red and I'm crying hiding my face
>a few people notice
>start wheezing and make a cackling laugh
>had to leave the class
>have to go there again today
What do I do guys?
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what was so funny op
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>>35070176
Same thing happens to me occasionally, but usually only when I'm tired. I usually just leave the room and laugh it out until it isn't funny anymore, then hope I can stay calm when I get back to class.
It never works.
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>>35070197
I kept thinking of this image. Could not help it.
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I really have to pee
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Like honestly guys, have you ever had to take a piss so bad that do you remember those dudes in high school that wanted facial hair so bad that they would let their peach fuzz grow to a certain point and refuse to shave it?
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What the fuck can you speak English?
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>>35069191
I would if I really there's this 2 week old can of coke on my desk but I'm too lazy to throw it away. What do I do with it?
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>>35069227
What the? Do you even get the lost my keys and need to take a shit how do I get them?
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How do you feel about TempleOS?
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Imo osx more usable
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an interesting experiment and Terry Davis is hilarious
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>>35069051
it makes the MIT niggers get all niggerlicious
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Hi anon! This is your grandmother calling. How are you? Have you gotten a girlfriend yet?
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>>35068854
I'M JUST NOT, UH, INTERESTED AT THE MOMENT.
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>>35068854
>"No, still no girlfriend, I guess I've been more career minded these days"
>"oh really, your mother mentioned you had a job, at the, uh, mcdonald's near the house?"
>"yep, I've been taking more shifts, I'm almost working a full part-time load..."
>"oh that's nice, dear--well, it was nice hearing from you, can you put your mother back on?"
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>>35068854
You're dead, stop haunting the phone
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>sitting next to her
>she smiles
>start kissing
>I love you anon (giggles)
>that feeling of love, validation, pure joy
>wake up
>it all fades away leaving a gaping maw
Is there a worse feeling to experience before going to work?
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>>35068781
>messaging guy I have a crush on
>soon realize he's not into serious relationships, only casual sex
>his asshole probably resembles a train tunnel at this point
Never ever think going gay is the easy way out. It's much more hard.
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>>35069070
i wouldn't say it's "much more hard," it's probably at an equal difficulty level. though i would imagine there are more straight guys looking for serious relationships than gay guys, when they're young and kind of exploring their new, implicitly counter-cultural lifestyle.
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>>35068781
Jesus fuck.That hit close to home.