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I'm joining the dark side soon enough

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>>38229479
Don't use cringy outfits though, please

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>>38229486
but my mom's been working so hard on my pepe costume...

4 AM is the best time to wake up, you cannot refute this

>>38229437
That's rough my dude. I hope you are a morning person.

Take the time to make yourself a quesadilla. Add some hot sauce for an early morning pick-me-up.

It's just typical normie virtue signaling

>BOO HOO BAD THING HAPPEN MAKE ME SAD

The only normalfaggots you can trust are Christian normalfaggots. All the rest are pure,unadulterated garbage.

>>38229402
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>>38229432
Lmao yeah guys totally red pulled Fuck normies xD

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friendly reminder this woman is 44 years old and has an 18 year old daughter

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>tfw will never be a monster truck driver

>>38229411
>18

So her mother's obsession with making her daughter a whore is still creepy, but at least now is legal

>>38229252

If you are skinny, I am happy to try

>>38229252
>I FUCKING HATE MEN

I wonder why nobody dates you

>>38229252
That's probably bait, but where do you look for men to date?

>>38229200
Why don't you just swallow the pills while drinking your undiluted soda?

>>38229200
That is a hell of a lot of caffeine

>>38229200
Maybe just do 150 today

>>38229181
That's man code for baby dick. It's not just a virgin thing.

At least it can get hard as diamonds on command

>>38229203
>guys with big dicks have erection problems meme

This is like when your mom tells you your high school bully is insecure and won't be successful and he ends up CEO of a Fortune 500 company making 6 figures

4chan told me it was cool

When I was 2 I saw some soft core shit and got a boner, didn't know what vaginas were and thought girls had dicks like guys

>got bored with regular porn
>see trap shit
>get turned on by the thought of a guy shedding his masculinity to be a cumdump
>soon can only cum to trap porn
>eventually want to be the trap
>start cross dressing and playing with dildos

I want to get fucked and scheduled some hookups online but I always backed out of them.

but women will also get robots, i don't get your drift

a glorious dawn awaits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

Very important question: how much would it cost? Maybe I'm weird but I won't spend year salary on dick sucking machine

Im gonna go eat burgers

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>smoked pot and jacked off... Twice

>>38229177
>took adderall and have been jerking off for 5 hours

Have you tried talking to them? It would kind of help.

>>38229074
I was alone with a group of girls once, they were all talking about girly stuff, wtf was I suppose to say? It's too weird

talking to men is a waste of time

fast for 72 hours before you make the changes. it will take less food to fill you up and you will find healthy food more tasty

>>38228932
Great! Thanks for the advice. Now, what foods and in what food groups and in what portions do I need to eat to be eating healthy?

Just don't eat processed crap. And watch how many calories you eat. Oh and only drink water.

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Thats kinda hot tb.h

>>38228794
good because we don't fucking give a shit about your dumb fucking life.

>>38228794
I wasn't born in the 1920s, so no, it doesn't bother me when a girl swears.

>>38228748
Normie here. Can I get a beer before I go please?

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>>38228779
Its ok you can stay no ones is around.
So what's wrong normal fag ?

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I just don't get it anymore.
I can't tell if I'm Chad without realising it or just some stupid kid.

All the chads converse with me and tell jokes and we get along well, the attractive girls look at me and smile. In group work I'm always the person people come to just to chat or to get help. When talking to professionals I am immediately the person they are talking to when not addressing a huge crowd.

People are inconfident when speaking to me afraid of me disagreeing so they lower their opinions of things I know they love- just seeking validation from me.

Yet every single time I message a girl I get ghosted, I don't do it much just because I'm afraid of failure and I have 0 confidence talking to hot girls but everyone else I'm chill with.

One day I felt like that, and it was so nice. I don't know how I got like that.

I could touch the floor with my knuckles I felt so empty.

>>38228702
you'll go back to your normal state you edgy little faggot
enjoy it while it lasts

>>38228702
It's not a good thing. That's a sign the end is nigh.

t. Rope ready in waiting, just need drugs