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>>35003982
wow facebook can give all your data to law enforcement what a shock

>>35004017
>wow facebook can give all your data to law enforcement what a shock
I think he's implying that users can see other users who have viewed their page if they're not a friend.

>>35004017
that's not what happened. the man popped up on her "people you might know" suggestions without the police getting involved.

http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/201702202200073256_uu.shtml

>>35003947
Dumping your ass pronto then ruining your life in any way I can manage

>>35003947
Why get married and commit if you just want to fuck someone else OP?

>>35003947
No marriage for you.
I would only continue the relationship if we have a threesome with your friend. Otherwise I would dump you immediately.
That's what I would do that scenario.

I have no idea, normalfags gossip and bitch and tell information like wildfire. Hiding your powerlevel around them is dangerously important

you have control issues, probably because of insecurity /betacuckness

but just keep pretending that you're better than them, it has worked so far right?

>>35004718
no

I just don't like sharing my thought with people I don't like, so when I tell somebody anything and it reaches the ears of the people I barely know it makes me angry. I don't go around telling people what others tell me

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>>35003666
During my last semester of uni before I dropped out I went full chameleon and became the most popular guy in class. So much that I still have two normies trying to hang out with me. I don't want to talk to them so I'm showing my power level little by little just so they lose interest and leave me alone.

After that experience I learned what to do to put myself in alpha mode but I fucking hate going outside and normies so I don't do it. The good thing about all this is that my mom has hope that I can be normal when it's just a mask I put on whenever I want

Being a /fit/ robot all the kids look up to me and want to be me and I act like I am the shit and tell stories, little do they know...

>high school
>At lunch table sitting next to some black people.
>They're all rough housing and one of them nearly spills milk on me.
>I warn him not to spill milk on me and tell him I would be pretty pissed if he did (not really)
>Moments later he fucking accidentally spills the milk on me.
>They're all looking at me and waiting to see if my words were true.
>I force myself to get angry and start yelling at the guy who spilled the milk.
>Tell him to clean my sneakers
>To my surprise he does.
>Feeling alpha as fuck now.
>Decide to pull a finisher like a Chad would and so I pour the remaining milk all over his head and i randomly slap him.
>He starts crying.(wtf?)
>Everyone is staring at me like im a monster.
>Stacys give me looks of disgust.
>I rush out the lunchroom.
>Security caught me and made me publically apologize to him.

Was this alpha or did I fuck it up?

Most of them probably have rich parents, some might be "sponsored" by rich old women (or men) and some made their own money through modeling, sports, or some business.

>>35003681
Yes but models don't make that much money, and rich parents are they that dumb to finance retarded life style of their children like this?

I don't even want that.

I just want a loving wife to raise a family with.

I can't even have that, and these faggots get to live this stupid exorbitant lifestyle.

Take some time to yourself and read a book or watch some tv/a movie.

>>35003623
>read a book or watch some tv/a movie.
Guess that wont cure it but only satisfy it more.

>>35003612
Use your brain

Escaping is the opposite, not using it.

Holy shit what have I become? Probably always been this way.

>>35003591
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/r9k/ in a nutshell right here

2 Best stories here guys:
>get a match on tinder
>say "hi how are you"
>get deleted after that.

Second one :
>talking to a 5 or 6/10,
>a lot of talking
> i just said that maybe i ll join a weapon industry as an engineer.
>never get any replies after that

Ok definitely this app is for chad with a 1000 of instagram pics and most superficial girl.

I have no success stories and you're a filthy degenerate normie who needs to fuck off if you do.

>>35003417
post nudes of her sleeping

>>35003417
neo-vaginas are literally inverted male genitals

they have to pluck out the ballsack hairs that grow inside their neo-vaginas. they have to use dilators constantly because the neo-vagina will literally heal shut otherwise. their "lubrication" is pre-cum.

enjoy your bf, faggot

>>35003417
Under estimated you all completely. Im honestly impressed.

I feel like I just achieved newfag stardom.

Im actually geniunely impressed

So do I leave screaming?

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I'd like to encourage you to stop, that may sound a bit extreme to just go cold turkey suddenly but you know it's an unhealthy habit and out of control for you and you won't be able to conquer it otherwise...

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Just don't do it. Distract yourself for 5-10 minutes, then it'll disappear.

My libido is fucking retarded in the sense that I wont masturbate for weeks, then one day I'll get horny as all hell and blow loads until something stops me before forgetting my dick can get hard for three weeks.

>>35003311
Maybe put it in a chastity cage or something? You could also try doing a hobby that captivates your attention, like watching anime, playing video games, etc. and subverting any lewd thoughts.

Think of your peepee, too, anon. That poor thing must be beat.

yeah probabIy

just take an absurd amount of it and then report back to us when u start seeing shit

Why are you taking it?

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The only cure is suicide. Do it fag.

Speaking from experience, it will make it worse

Better option is to go fuck yourself.fgt

Biological alpha male instict. They want someone who can 'defend' them.

>>35004730
> beating
> cheating
> beating kids
Such strange logic they have, isn`t they?
(and, in most cases, guys like this can`t really DEFEND)

>>35004730
the biological algorithms are bugged. our civilisation as it is now wasnt part of the plan. this is why we must grow above our instincts. hedonists and people who think having kids is the meaning of life will be left in the dust.

Just preoccupy yourself with other thoughts friend

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>>35003185
I can't. It's the only thing I want to do in life. My life goals.

>>35003196
In order to attain those goals you must first get over the mental boundary of not having said goal, if that makes any sense.
You won't be able to do anything if you spend all your energy picturing your life without it and not acting on the steps to secure those goals.

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Wait.... do you mean Uncle Dane? Who the fuck are you then? Muselk?

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>>35003141
dalokohs dane

Does he suffer from the Tism?

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SPEED IT UP FAGGOT GRAB THAT GUN AND DO IT!!!

>>35003116
What does a dead man have to offer me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

enjoy the good music and take the shit.