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Dude I want my fucking hair back PLEASE...
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>>34592708
dont mastubate
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>>34592708
get over it faggot. buy a beanie and shave your head.
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>>34592779
fuck you nigger, stop treating men's hardships so lightly
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Dubs decides what happens to thread posters
>gfs for all that post here
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go to a gay bar and suck a bbc.
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>>34592680
become omnipotent.
>No problem lads ;)
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an original suicide
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>masturbate like three times a day
>total loser
>get to know this cute girl
>i just realized she was using me
>what do ...
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>>34592659
Continue?
>21 kv
> still remember how sweet she always smelled
> Whenever I scratch my head I for whatever fucking reason smell that smell.
>Think about how I fucked up so badly
>Cry
>cry even more
>cry a river
>spiral into osteoperosis.
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>>34592690
Post your entire story in one post or fuck off, fag.
General advice: Man the fuck up.
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I feel you
here's my little story
>be me
>26yr old kissless virgin
>met qt pale 9/10
>we met each other
>started talking for a while
>fastforward.jpg
>1 week ago
>meet up downtown
>she says she's not to me anymore because i dont have a job anyway
>ffs...
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Somebody tell me to stop ruining my life out of lazyness and apathy and get he fuck off this hell hole of a board.
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I can tell you out of personal experience if you don't do something about your lazyness and apathy you will regret it later on in life.
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>>34592653
We can pm and work on self improvement together, i can also train you if youd like to improve im pretty strong
Only if your white ofc
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fuck I need to get off 4chan altogether
how do I prevent myself from coming here?
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Has /r9k/ ever worshipped a girl's feet?
It's wonderful. Truly wonderful.
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>>34592602
I did, long time ago. it's one of those things you want to last forever
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>>34592602
I occasionally give my gf foot massages and paint her toenails. Not often enough, though. I like the idea of foot worship but I'm too much of a cleanfag to really do it unless we just stepped out of the shower.
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>>34592793
Just do it in the shower then.
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>sister sends you pic related
wat do
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>>34592596
"I think you've got the wrong number Sam"
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>>34592596
I send her the original following pic
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Since when do I have a baby sister???
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Post your recent phone call log ITT. Let's see who's the most pathetic
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>>34592522
Mine is just mom and dad, and the obvious occasional spam
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>>34592522
"mom" and "jon" are my only contacts, the numbers without contacts are spam or wrong numbers.
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>>34592522
I'm a beta bitch and proud of it
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>second year of college
>im a decent looking 5' 10" guy
>still dont have any friends, and talk on average 10 sentences per week with other students
>this other girl has no friends either. slender and long black straight hair
>she likes watching anime, reading manga, drawing manga and studying japanese
>she sits next to me in maths and in biology, so we start talking a little
>not actually talking but we kind hang out and watch anime without bothering eachother so we dont look completely lonely
>three days ago I was reading some of her manga (its pred good, the text is actual japanese and stuff)
>completely out of the blue she asked me "anon have you ever had a girlfriend?"
>autistic as I am I immediately assume shes mocking me
>i said "THATS NON OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS BITCH" and threw the manga in her face and stormed off
>havent seen her since
how bad is it, and how do I make her forgive me?
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>>34592429
Tell her you aren't good at handling such situations, explain everything honestly and then ask her to forgive me. Lying doesn't really work in such cases.
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>>34592452
>>34592429
forgive you*
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>>34592452
This desu. Hopefully she'll understand.
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we did leddit
>be me
>69 years old
>mlg noscoper
>noscoped your mom
>owned
share if tru
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>dam
>de la
>daniel
pic unrelated
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>>34592297
totally upvoted my dude!
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>>34592297
Fugg off lesdit i no leik u.
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How do you guys get on anxiety meds? I can't even grocery shop without being nervous/scared.
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>>34592253
drugs wont help your prpblems will evolve around the substance
go talk to someone or a psychiatrist who can put you on a maintenance protocol.. but dont think drugs are the answer. They'll help, as long as you actually work with a therapist as well
>t. Crippling anxiety
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See a GP or psychiatrist
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>>34592316
drugs wont help, your problems will evolve around the substance
>watch ISIS executions, beheadings and torture
>feel nothing
>try to read Wikipedia page on human heart or brain
>feel unsteady, can't sit still, hard to breathe, feel like I'm going to pass out
Anyone else know these feels?
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>>34592196
Sounds like a panic attack, I'm.numb to gore and shit after 8 deployments. Try not to be such a pussy though
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Sounds like you might be retarded.
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>>34592196
I get this feel too.
If I read any shit about how the cardiovascular system works or nervous system, or any internal workings of the body I become physically uneasy.
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Survey time.
Please answer the following.
>Height, Weight, Sex?
MGTOW?
>Ever in a relationship?
Occupation?
>Number of monitors?
Exercise?
>Android, Apple, Windows?
Last happy moment?
Thank you in advance for your participation. :^)
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>>34592175
6'1, 165, male
DGAF
Yes
Researcher
0, but 2 notebooks
Not regularly
Android
Yesterday evening was fun with my flatmate
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>>34592175
6'0, 135, male
Nay
Nay
Student
1 atm, desk 2 small for more.
Yes, go for runs at 4 am every day
Android
Happy moment? False new years optimism....
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>>34592287
>6 foot 135
Are you a spooky scary skeleton?
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S-share your cute crazy deranged anime girl pics... I wanna uh increase my folder =^.^=
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>>34592136
Not sure if this is what you are asking for.
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>>34592286
Forgot the pic, keko.
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>>34592286
>>34592295
Its perfect. Thank you!
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Why do robots own phones? Like, who the fuck are you even going to call? You barely talk to your mom. You get off to get those monthly fee texts?
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>>34592093
so i can browse 4chan on the toilette
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>>34592093
Portable /r9k/
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I gotta text the weed man somehow
>9.2" dick
>only had sex with 1 girl(gf)
are huge dicks a meme? how much do women actually care about size
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Post proof or gtfo larper faggot
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>>34592045
Lurk moar
We have threads about this every fucking day
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>>34592066
Ive seen some of them but theyre all filled with insecure guy who are obsessed with big cocks.
I have gotten nothing but problems by having a big penis