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>tfw immature teen gf of 2 years
>tfw she wont stop making fun of my penis size
why is she so mean
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>>38886154
Dont be a nonce and she want make fun of your tiny penis (you should be ashamed that even a child thinks your penis is small)
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>>38887221
>a nonce
the fuck is a nonce?
and she is not a child, she is 17
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I RECOMMEND A LARGE DOSE OF SAGE TEA
NORMALFAGGOTS GET OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What are you looking at black boy?
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>>38886110
>tfw always spray because of tiny peehole
how do you acquire such an impressive gash for your weanus?
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>>38886124
Just sound with progressively wider things.
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Jealous black boy?
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Does anyone else really fucking hate eating in front of or with people
would a female find this autistic
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>>38886082
yes I am super autistic about that too. I fucking can't stand eating noises especially my family members who chew with their mouth open and make sucking noises to get at food that gets stuck between their teeth. Fucking animals. I tell them to stop and they say they can't digest their food and will die if they don't ????
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Obviously a girl will think it's weird, since most dates involve getting something to eat together. And she'll wonder why you're not taking pictures of your food for instagram.
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yeah, especially because i chew with my mouth open and they constantly tell me not to
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the picture perfect life 2017-08-06 07:51:38 Post No.38885969
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>be me 17 charismatic genius
>10/10
>friends with everyone
>have my own car
>audi r8
>so much potential
>boning roasties everyday bro
>teachers let me do whatever i want
>friends plan a surprise party at the beach for, just because
>party is amazing, dancing, music, drinking beer, 10/10 women
>we have a bonfire and smoke weed and watch the stars
>perfect weather, perfect people, everything is perfect
>get tired and call uber to go home
>crawl into bed next to stacey and watch netflix and fuck
>fall sound asleep on king sized bed
>wake up in stained whitey righties and to the smell of my own feces and piss on twin sized broken bed
>trash and mold everywhere
>mom and dad are arguing outside again
>hear a loud bang followed by the sound of tires peeling out
>lay back down and cries self back to sleep
why does god hate me?
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you have to be 18 to browse this board
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>>38886022
it was a dream you dip
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>>38885969
at least be hygienic. Give yourself that baseline of dignity
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>tfw this guy actually had a girlfriend
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>>38885927
Wait, who is he? How did they find him?
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>>38885927
CALL OFF DOUTY
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On a scale of 1-10, this guys is like what to you?
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IT'S PICKLE RICCCKKKK!!!!!
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originioliolioliolio
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does he come in dill?
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>>38885893
>IT'S PICKLE RICCCKKKK!!!!!
I love pickle Rick
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What is unforgivable in your opinion?
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>>38885851
cheating, ever.
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>>38885851
Being a negro or jew
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Nothing, always forgive and never forget nibba
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Transition to Chadhood 2017-08-06 07:41:16 Post No.38885821
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How do I become chad?
ITT: Chad Discussion, share tips and tricks on ascending betahood
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>>38885821
there is no ascending to chadhood. you stay in your bracket robot
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>>38885821
You need to be born Chad to become Chad. You cannot become Chad without being born Chad. You were not born as Chad; you will never be Chad.
If you need to ask how to become Chad, you'll never become Chad. Chad's behaviour must come naturally. Chad can never be a cheap tacky knockoff replica of himself; he is Chad and only Chad himself.
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you have to follow these steps
1. trade in intelligence for muscles
2. buy into bullshit fashion trends
depends on what your situation is
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GET UP. YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
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WAKEUP
WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLEoriginal
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
*originolio*
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>>38885773
ZzzZzZZzZzZz
*maybe i dont want to wake up*
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Why were females created so badly (mentally)? 2017-08-06 07:30:00 Post No.38885635
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Why were females created so badly (mentally)?
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If I could ask one question and get the answer it would be this.
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>>38885635
Because they weren't created, you baiting redditard. Evolutionary psychology can explain the behaviour of women very well, and is considered common knowledge around these parts. If you pulled your head out of your own ass for 5 minutes and paid attention you'd understand too.
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it's because they are space aliens and THEY WANT TO ABDUCT YOU WATCH OUT
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>>38885680
please enlighten me you dumb fucking fedora tipper
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Now that Google and friends are officially dead, I'm looking to change email.
Right now I'm considering AOL. What do you recommend?
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>>38885550
Hotmail, comfiest GUI. I'm convinced that all alternatives are contrarian given that they are marginally inferior. Also that's one smug animu, she's like "heh, get away from me pleb :P", considerable sass in that gesture.
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>>38885550
The GUI is irrelevant. Pick whatever and just use Thunderbird to get all your emails.
I have it programmed so every time I turn on the computer opens automatically and shows me all new mail from several accounts so I don't have to bother going to their website.
Starting to use an email client simplified so much everything for me.
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I'm so glad the Google, Facebook, Twitter and other behemoths are dying.
Of course they'll end up getting billions on gov money but at least it's been proven their models are shit that doesn't work and will eventually collapse.
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What defines a man in the 20% of the 80/20 rule?
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20% of men have slept with 80% of women?
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>>38885572
yes, and what is a guy in that 20% like
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>>38885587
6'+, fit - works out and exercises, 120+ IQ, $70,000+/year, charming and witty, wide social circle with many friends and connections, white
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>"What's up, anon? Is today the day? The day you come outside of your cave, that is. Look at how I do it; it's easy as hell, dude. Just shave, go outside and give girls a firm handshake. I know you can do it. Walk into a mall and just tell girls your name and tell them you're interested in them. If I can do it, you can do it. Remember, though: you need to look them straight into the eye, tell them your name and give them a firm handshake. Make over a small list of achievements and accomplishments and then hand them over that as well."
Is Chad the baby boomer of our generation?
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sdafsdafdagsdg
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Even just thinking about looking someone directly in the eyes makes me close my eyes and turn my head away
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>give girls a firm handshake. I know you can do it. Walk into a mall and just tell girls your name and tell them you're interested in them.
This isn't some epically, seriously retarded shit. The fact that a kissless virgin wrote this reeks through the screen. It's so fucking fake. I mean, it's supposed to be obvious, but for fucks sake man it's almost insulting.
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who here still /eatstheirboogers/
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>>38885512
>still I have never eaten my boogies
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>>38885512
i pick but only in private. i dont eat though
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>why am I single?
>I love consuming mucus that's express purpose is to trap viruses
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How come human women don't naturally have bodies like this? It's so unsightly going out and seeing so many women with fat waists. Most women are shaped like the number 1 or like the number 0
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holy fuck that body is perfection
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bet the femanons here are all fat as shit too hahahaha
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>>38885493
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>>38885673
Women have to train their bodies with corsets to achieve that type of figure, as OPs pic shows.
And before you judge other women, show us your toned physique.