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The country with no women

eastern European women look hottest but they have a higher percentage of gold diggers due to them being a poorfags

whatever country with QT traps

>>34593645
There's actually a market for nigger humiliation porn? This girl likely burns coal, btw.

>>34593645
>>34593675
Nevermind, I wasn't watching the video and I noticed it was dubbed over. This is actually pathetic.

>>34593645
>face it blackbois, asian women DON'T WANT YOU, they only want WHITE MEN.
None of us care. I've fucked Asian women anyway, but I'd never have a meaningful relationship with one of the whores

Does anyone have any experience working at a sex store? Like as a cashier or manager. I feel like that would be a fun and interesting job.

>>34593653
I worked security at one for about six months.

It's not great. Pretty boring, desu.

>>34593653
You will have to deal with the same people over and over. The only thing that really keeps stores like that open is repeat customers. and a lot of the time kids will come in and fuck with stuff because its funny and its just a hassle.

My first forum name ever was magikarp123. I used to sext people and pretend I was the girl even tho I wasn't even remotely gay at the time. Switched to rainbow dash for a little bit before I left that place. Nowadays I've stopped all of that cringey shit and only practice my faggotry shit (grew out of pony garbage) with myself. My name for pretty much everything is also Honey Glazed Ham now since it's never taken and interesting enough

>>34593651

I feel this. My first was Flim and my twin brother would go by Flam, after the MLP episode.

Man, remember when Pony shit was good? Like, here's this tiny secret community of people who like this harmless kids show and everyone just wants to make friends and bring positive vibes to everyone.

Then it became something else. Something much scarier and much worse. And there was no choice but to grow out of it and step into the blistering cold of adulthood.

>>34593695
I used to brag at school that I like it too. Fuck man, those were simpler times. I left the community tho because I just stopped watching the show

Link is dead...


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>no animeposters

discord.gg/SNGTk
oops. Here you go

>>34593545
I believe in fucking at first fight

it only happens to men

Yes, it only exists for whites though because whites cant be robots

Don't pretend you wouldn't fuck it given the chance.

>>34593476

Didn't eggman mention how fat/ugly women constantly get vacation offers/Money from beta orbiters?

>>34593535
eggman was ahead of his time, only once he's gone forever will his philosophies be realised

>>34593456
Are you talking about a feminist or an actual hippo?

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I think I'm able to beat a lion with my bare hands.

Not kidding.

I practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the lion is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a lion with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

I think I'm able to beat cthulu with my bare hands.Not kidding.

I practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the lion is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2nd that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

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>>34593380
I'm hear for you. Now dry those eyes and get comfy.

>>34593464
I don't even feel tragic but being in this place for too long will fuck with my brain
I need to move out but I dont know where to go or what to do

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>>34593464
*here (lol) ...originaldo rivera

>>34593350
You have some serious problems if you have to shill yourself for orbiters. You are mentally broken and need help.

Sage goes in all fields

>>34593350
How stinky is her butthole and pussy? How did you meet her? Is she easy to fuck? How much did it cost? Was she constantly saying ayyy lmao? How was it like fucking a hammerhead shark? Can't believe you fucked Sid the sloth

The only thing anybody should be asking for is proof.
i don't believe you

I'm sorry anon.
Happy birthday.

>>34593324
happy birthday, anonymous poster who is original in every way

>>34593324
Happy birthday anon! Ganbatte this year!

Get on Tren, Clen, Anavar, HGH and Nolva.

>tfw fat and hairy but not qt

when will it end

>>34594000
nice trips, can u be my gf?

>>34593271
Dont fall for the meme. I remember i got invited to hangout with a couple normies and i thought it was my ticket out but i turns out they all just shit on everyone for lulz and these were other normies they were demonizing. I could only imagine the shit they would of said about me if they knew, fuck that lifestyle. Of course it varies, this was just my expierence

>>34593344

So they didnt shit on you in a way that you knew but you made it so that they dont know that you know?

>>34593373
wat
you have been banned

This is not a good example, because if the phone was put so that her face was not there then it would be extremely obvious she was taking a picture of them.

>>34593270
reminder to take the LGBTQA pill

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>>34593270
if roasties don't get any "OMG SO HAWT :3" comments every day they shrivel up and die

I'll accept women who has the same level of attraction as me

>5/10

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>>34593218
But i don't

i have pretty high standards, and i myself can't meet them so i don't expect women to lower theirs.

So i will just go through life as an unknown, robots here think they DESERVE, but that word has no value, Nobody deserves anything, let alone that stupid thing everyone calls LOVE, all they want is affection and someone that actually cares for them, but not everyone can have that, and the sooner it's accepted the better it is for everyone.

that being said loneliness can bring man to say/do things, because human hearts are fragile and break easily, the trick is to let nobody near it

>>34593239
but are you actually a 5/10? the problem with most robots is that they feel they are far more desirable than they really are