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Have you ever killed an animal?
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Yeah, our inmunologic systems have most likely killed hundreds of young nematodes inside our guts over our lifetimes
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>>36703280
yes i slaughtered a small dog once
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shot a cow in the head *pow*
sick bovine dropped dead *thud*
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What skills/talents do you have?
I've gotten better at typing, that's pretty much it.
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>>36703215
>I've gotten better at typing
Are you planning on using that skill somehow?
I'm pretty good at music, specifically at mimicking genres and productions
Here some trap http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ki0WYudLYK
and some soundtracky orchestral music http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fU3uHQHuij
and some japanese pop http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJAMjoiRPz
and some piano jazz http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XhRwai6KnA
I've also done black metal, neofolk, blues, ambient, synthpop, etc
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>>36703671
I do but I don't post much
It's my real name and everything so be nice
https://soundcloud.com/asavary
Not sure what you'd like on there though I don't have that much pop stuff
I make these on Ableton.
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>>36703520
Wow anon that's actually really nice. I wish I had a talent.
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"Roastie" here. That's what the robot who has betrayed me calls me. I'm not sure what a roastie is. I used to think it was anyone who wasn't a NEET, but now it means some kind of specific girl type I'm learning.
Anyway... basically the robot in question has decided to go apeshit on me over something that didn't even happen. Even if he truly misunderstood, I explained myself so he can't be still taking offense and everyone who saw is puzzled as to why he'sreacting this way.
TL;DR what supposedly started him off isn't enough to explain everything he's done.
He said some rather false statements about my efforts in interpersonal interactions with him and other people in our circle and is just going full throttle with the character insults over something that had nothing to do with any of it anyway and didn't happen. He also told me he pretended to care about me for attention, and to get off of his forum BUT I REFUSE I'M HERE TALKING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW HONEY. He said he told lies about his life, for attention, rubbed it in that I know nothing about him.
Idk what to believe cos he's said jokes about his life that I took seriously. He then went on to give outpersonal information I said I didn't want given out.
I'm just wondering why a robot would do this to me over nothing. We had minor feelings for each other before this. Someone else in our circle has suggested he is doing this on purpose to push me away. If he said sorry right now I would take him back.I just want it to stop and I just want him back!
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>>36703166
Get out get out get out what even is this board anymore reeeeee
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>>36703166
I left out that he also said he doesn't want any deep connection with chicks anymore after his ex IIRC. He's anxious and depressed and wasputting himself down while insulting me yesterday in a bit to explain why he's crummy and it makes sense why he'd do this, and kept on insulting me today.
Idc about your flaws, just please come back to me mmkay thanks.
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>>36703198
BE QUIET I WANT MY ROBOT BACK AND I DEMAND THE ROBOTS HERE EXPLAIN HIS BEHAVIOR.
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>white
>blue eyes
>brown hair
>parents anatolian, dad white tho
>find out that dad part slav
how are your genes fellow borgs
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>>36703092
>white
>blue eyes
>light brown hair
>183 cm
>100% nordic genes afaik
>still no gf
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>average head
>190cm
>really black hair
>italian/spanish
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>>36703092
6 ft* for anyone wonderin
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Have you ever completely destroyed your relationship with someone in one move?
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Yes and it felt so good. He was a manipulative fuck who mentally abused me. He spent a fuckton of time cozying up to my family and then I just booted him from everything.
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>>36703067
>Have you ever completely destroyed your relationship with someone in one move?
No
>>36703170
This smells like a woman post
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sometimes i get too real and this pushes deceptive types away
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another reason why asian girls are better.
they actually like food and eating . so they are fun to eat with.
>white girls
>never see them eating, are scared to eat.
>have werid food habits or throw up their food afterwards.
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>>36703059
Yes, white girls never eat. That's why so many Americans are obese. Because they all hate food. Except Asian Americans
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Yes! Good goy! White women are evil dont have white children
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>>36703091
back to /poI/ dumbshit
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>my 2d waifu will never exist
why even live?
who's your 2d waifu robots?
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Your waifu is a bit too old school for most people here to remember. Sadly.
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>>36703030
I'm more of a nahga man myself
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>>36703082
My first sexual fantasy was with the blonde girl wich tried to.force one.of the main characters to.marry her. Damn. Such a flashback
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I like filling very masculine and big men's asses with cum
t. Dickgirl
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Show your feminine penis
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>>36703173
>feminine
>penis
Just confess your faggotry then off yourself
Fucking degenerates
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>>36703221
Show willy, better?
>"Hey there cutie! See something you like?~"
>"You look like you've got some big, strong hands huh? Would you mind giving me a belly rub if you're not too busy?"
Well?
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>>36702955
why did somebody photoshop a beach ball on her stomach
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>>36702955
"Righto, one firm belly rub coming up"
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>>36702955
NIGGER
I
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G
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GET OUT
>>>/out/
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Where can we normies hang out?
/b/ is full of edgy teenagers
/r9k/ doesn't want us
/soc/ is full of attention whores (male and female)
All other boards are too specific to discuss general shit. Should we have a /normie/ general?
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>>36702929
/r9k/ is for normies, only a small section is dedicated for robot virgins
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Where can normies hang out? Facebook, twitter, reddit, tumblr, outside, etc.
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I'm a normie and always have a good laugh at all of these autists here, I keep coming back to R9K. /k/ or /fa/ are probaly the most normie boards
Does life get any better than this?
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>>36702927
We live in a time where the average human cannot do anything exciting in life. Traveling costs fucktons of cash, especially out of country, and mostly everything has been discovered, or you have no means of discovering. The point is that we happen to be alive in the time where all we can do is go to work and come home and waste away on our televisions and gaming systems.
So no, it doesn't really get any better. Perhaps you should change your perspective???
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No.
>at work
I'm an exceedingly happy individual, seemingly skilled at social interaction, and deal with hundreds of people a day. I am my team lead and lead trainer in 3 different areas of our job (highly different, require a few days specialized training each) at a lower class job. I am beloved by my coworkers and superiors, and considered to be the moral pillar of my team due to my always outgoing nature. Everyone
>in reality
Never GF, never handheld, etc. No friends outside of work. I'm a depressed autist with an extra developmental disorder, hate my existence, and constantly try to change things about myself that are impossible to. I understand nothing about the subtle nuances of reading situations and compensate by being friendly 100% of the time and speaking loud and being animated.
I try to fake it until I make it, which i probably never will.
Life doesn't get better, no matter how hard you try sometimes. Just accept that the ride will be over in a few decades.
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Someone post Garfield comics without Garfield
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Does this shirt make me look fat?
Its medium and Im size L
But i really want it
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it doesn't make you look fat you already are
don't buy it anyway bad colors
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>horizontal stripes on shirts
>ever
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>>36702910
Please don't buy that shirt above and beyond the poor fit
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>Tfw no fast talking negro bf
Why do robots get so triggered by me liking black boys? I'm asian.
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>>36702909
>Why do robots get so triggered by me liking black boys? I'm asian.
Honestly
same
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>no thicc asian girl will cuck me
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>>36702909
>tfw black
>tfw no white man let alone robot wants to talk to me
Literally what is up with this casual racism.
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Is anyone here unironically proud, let alone satisfied with being a NEET?
How the fuck can you cope with a "life" which is entirely dependent on your ageing parents?
I'd be living in a constant state of anxiety knowing that the only thing separating me from homelessness is my mother's 9 - 5 and unconditional love.
You're a shameful burden and there's not enough anime, vidya games and bedroom entertainment in the world to hide away form that fact.
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I live in a civilized country with guaranteed NEETbux, reddit-spacings.
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>Is anyone here unironically proud, let alone satisfied with being a NEET?
Yes
>How the fuck can you cope etc etc
Easily
>I'd be living in a constant state of anxiety knowing
You aren't meant for the NEET life. Too attached to material things.
>oh noo I can't live without my ipod or my car or my house
>you're a shameful burden
u mad?
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>>36702881
Give me a job and I'll gladly get off of NEETbux.
>is short
>is disabled
>is white
Whoops, guess I'm unhireable, looks like you're stuck paying taxes for my comfiness. Welp, off to finish Ingobernable on Netflix! See ya! Muahs!
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>mum found the central cum computer
FUUUUUCK
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>>36702859
>Granny ate the cum canapes
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>mum found the chopper cummer
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>Sister found my fuck-me-dress
>looks better on her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE